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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%

  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%
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Edgeymcedgename said:
I don't even know what that means.
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It was a reference to the cunt which Christine Weston Chandler (deadname Christian) had crawled out of, and which he had subsequently/allegedly/rapidly inserted his girldick into :cringe:. The aforementioned cunt's owner is called Barbara, hence the name. Mr. Christine was then arrested for incest -- the video of that comes to us courtesy of otherwise barely notable Mr. Ethan Ralph, who is currently balldoguarding in Mexico. Mr. Christine then got all hirs charges dropped, and got released back into the home. Mr. Christine denies the incest. Mr. Christine also alleges himself to be Jesus Christ.

...oh, and he is the namesake of this here humble web page collection.
This was fun.
 
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Whistlin' Crustacean said:
It was a reference to the cunt which Christine Weston Chandler (deadname Christian) had crawled out of, and which he had subsequently/allegedly/rapidly inserted his girldick into :cringe:. The aforementioned cunt's owner is called Barbara, hence the name. Mr. Christine was then arrested for incest -- the video of that comes to us courtesy of otherwise barely notable Mr. Ethan Ralph, who is currently balldoguarding in Mexico. Mr. Christine then got all hirs charges dropped, and got released back into the home. Mr. Christine denies the incest. Mr. Christine also alleges himself to be Jesus Christ.

...oh, and he is the namesake of this here humble web page collection.

This was fun.
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Why would you tell me that?!?!?
 
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Edgeymcedgename said:
Why would you tell me that?!?!?
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Educational purposes.
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KhorneFlakes said:
The split/divorce was brought up on his podcast with Quaterpounder and Bearing today. The stress is making him lose weight apparently and he is trying to get a hair transplant before he has to start dating again lol
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To elaborate a little, Dankuka had to leave the stream first at the end. Hambly & Bearing used the opportunity to openly conspire to encourage their audience to begin a troll campaign conplimenting his hair.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/live/AdD_TZ0FVrk?t=1960s
at [32:40]
(I couldn't figure out how to embed this because its from youtube live.)

On todays episode of TISM they were going over Boogie and Dank speculated about him having Histrionic Personailty Disorder. Jeremy made a joke which kinda implied that Sue has something like that.

Dank: "... its called Histrionic Personality Disorder"
Quartering: "How do you know about this Dank?"
Dank: "..."
Quartering: "Dont answer that."
 
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stacks__ said:
On todays episode of TISM they were going over Boogie and Dank speculated about him having Histrionic Personailty Disorder. Jeremy made a joke which kinda implied that Sue has something like that.
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Take it with a massive grain of salt. Quartering is pretty infamous for blaming his wife for shit to make himself look better. He's the same faggot who, when losing a twitter argument and someone popped off he's childless, accused his wife of being barren for why they didn't have any kids. The same guy who is 400lbs+ and a lifelong binge alcoholic, both things which destroy sperm count.

He would later admit years later that "they just never got around to it" when he forgot all about that argument.
 
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New video about Thai army enlistment lotteries. Very meh, starts with the usual sperging of "army service only exist for corporate interest" and doesn't show anything funny happening.

Also I served three years so those Thais are massive faggots for acting like drama queens over two years.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
New video about Thai army enlistment lotteries. Very meh, starts with the usual sperging of "army service only exist for corporate interest" and doesn't show anything funny happening.

Also I served three years so those Thais are massive faggots for acting like drama queens over two years.
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That one joke in there.
The goyium know
 
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New video about Thai army enlistment lotteries. Very meh, starts with the usual sperging of "army service only exist for corporate interest" and doesn't show anything funny happening.

Also I served three years so those Thais are massive faggots for acting like drama queens over two years.
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I guess if anyone thinks he's still into troons, he drops the correction in this. If you believe him.
 
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