Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

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Stop being a faggot. The point of the joke was how single mothers are targeted by nonces. Why is everyone such a pearl clutching autistic mong these days?
Mate I like edgy jokes. Tell them to your pals IRL and they'll be forgotten into the aether. Say the worst stuff you possibly can for shits n giggles. I know I'm guilty of it.

Don't post online joking about going down on someone's kids though. Not being a pearl clutcher but you do know the situation in the UK. Have some tact
 
But with Dank it's extra fake compared to zoomers because dude's been around the internet enough that no fucking way he haven't heard about the ceremony considering it's one of the more popular subject to laugh about.
Leaving aside that I have never heard of this border parade nonsense, where does Dank say he hadn't heard about the ceremony before?
 
Mate I like edgy jokes. Tell them to your pals IRL and they'll be forgotten into the aether. Say the worst stuff you possibly can for shits n giggles. I know I'm guilty of it.

Don't post online joking about going down on someone's kids though. Not being a pearl clutcher but you do know the situation in the UK. Have some tact
Dude, shut the fuck up and stop being a faggot. It was clearly a tongue in underage cheek joke.
 
Dude, shut the fuck up and stop being a faggot. It was clearly a tongue in underage cheek joke.
I swear to Christ that every day this place gets closer to being some sort of gayer trad version of Reddit.
I forgot I wanted to complain about another thing:
I really hate the "This is something I've been obsessed with" that youtubers like to preface videos by, it's just fake exaggeration. But with Dank it's extra fake compared to zoomers because dude's been around the internet enough that no fucking way he haven't heard about the ceremony considering it's one of the more popular subject to laugh about.
I’ve noticed I’ve stopped watching him. He’s trying too hard and it’s coming across as safe edgy, which is the exact place where funny dies.
 
You can both enjoy someone's content and also think it's funny that he flirted with troons so much that it ruined his marriage
Dank is alright as audio filler when I want to put something on while work when I'm not feeling an audiobook. I kind of consider him to be like a slightly slop-pier Wendigoon but for non-horror content. Helps he also posts more frequently and he does know to pick interesting topics.

My only gripes is that he tends to glaze/overhype whatever the topic of the video is a little too much, imo. Like coming off the recent Hanoi Hannah video she didn't really come across as anything more interesting than Tokyo Rose who I think is way more worthy of a video (ironically Wendigoon got to it first) since there's a lot more material to talk about than Hanoi Hannah.

Also he absolutely loves to keep inserting his lolbert ideology in every video, it's funny as a running gag.
 
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"Smoking joints is totally fine without any side effects. Now if you'll excuse me I need to smoke my daily faggot so I won't think about the way my country's going, my personal life and what my ex wife's current boyfriend is doing to my daughters".

Like yeah, don't blame drugs when it's obviously outright maliciousness, but WEED IS GOOD MAN is absolutely retarded.
This is not suprising you can just watch his Ross Ulbrich /Dread pirate Roberts videos to see his stance on drugs. He claimed that only victims of drug trade are people killed when drug deal goes wrong. And using substances is just fine guys only person who uses drugs is affected by them.
Everyone who believes that nonsence should read Cracketas thread and keep in mind Crackets has 5 children all of them are minors .
 
"Smoking joints is totally fine without any side effects. Now if you'll excuse me I need to smoke my daily faggot so I won't think about the way my country's going, my personal life and what my ex wife's current boyfriend is doing to my daughters".

Like yeah, don't blame drugs when it's obviously outright maliciousness, but WEED IS GOOD MAN is absolutely retarded.
It's part of the lolbert/libshit mindset were every person lives in a limbo, with the actions of the person having no impact on the surroundings. Drugs get blamed way to often for nigger problems but to completly ignore them is bad as well.
 
Dank is alright as audio filler when I want to put something on while work when I'm not feeling an audiobook. I kind of consider him to be like a slightly slop-pier Wendigoon but for non-horror content. Helps he also posts more frequently and he does know to pick interesting topics.

My only gripes is that he tends to glaze/overhype whatever the topic of the video is a little too much, imo. Like coming off the recent Hanoi Hannah video she didn't really come across as anything more interesting than Tokyo Rose who I think is way more worthy of a video (ironically Wendigoon got to it first) since there's a lot more material to talk about than Hanoi Hannah.

Also he absolutely loves to keep inserting his lolbert ideology in every video, it's funny as a running gag.
Dank does pretty well with historical topics or ones about the UK but it seems he already went through most of the more noticeable topics and the ones that are left aren't that interesting. Still decent to listen while driving/doing chores. The more right wing references feels like "how do you do fellow right wing discord trannies?".
This is not suprising you can just watch his Ross Ulbrich /Dread pirate Roberts videos to see his stance on drugs. He claimed that only victims of drug trade are people killed when drug deal goes wrong. And using substances is just fine guys only person who uses drugs is affected by them.
Everyone who believes that nonsence should read Cracketas thread and keep in mind Crackets has 5 children all of them are minors .
He sticks to the old BUT ALCOHOL argument that ignores the fact that alcohol is already more demonized than weed, and is something that at least you are expected to do in a group rather than alone (nevermind the literal tens of thousands of years of experience in consumption of alcohol).

It's such a tired approach that pretends we don't see the results of legalization of weed in societal decay.
 
I swear to Christ that every day this place gets closer to being some sort of gayer trad version of Reddit.
Waauugghh i cant make sex jokes about children. Sheepshagging bastard bet you're a hun

Dude, shut the fuck up and stop being a faggot. It was clearly a tongue in underage cheek joke.
You fuck off as well, did somecunt put 20p in you?
 
Niggers thread was fucking dead as door nails until he got divorced, then people wanna be mad when his personal life is talked about and not his shallow as fuck videos? Lol. Lmao even.

Either way, like his videos. They're great background noise and occasionally he says something that's actually funny. Or, at least, it sounds funny with his stupid haggis accent.

He should complain less about the chicks half his age he's trying to fuck and make less snide comments about the mother of his kids online though. That's gay and his kids might see it one day which is even gayer. But whatever, ain't my kids.
 
Niggers thread was fucking dead as door nails until he got divorced, then people wanna be mad when his personal life is talked about and not his shallow as fuck videos? Lol. Lmao even.

Either way, like his videos. They're great background noise and occasionally he says something that's actually funny. Or, at least, it sounds funny with his stupid haggis accent.

He should complain less about the chicks half his age he's trying to fuck and make less snide comments about the mother of his kids online though. That's gay and his kids might see it one day which is even gayer. But whatever, ain't my kids.
"His videos are shallow as fuck, but I like them" lol ok
 
Niggers thread was fucking dead as door nails until he got divorced, then people wanna be mad when his personal life is talked about and not his shallow as fuck videos? Lol. Lmao even.

Either way, like his videos. They're great background noise and occasionally he says something that's actually funny. Or, at least, it sounds funny with his stupid haggis accent.

He should complain less about the chicks half his age he's trying to fuck and make less snide comments about the mother of his kids online though. That's gay and his kids might see it one day which is even gayer. But whatever, ain't my kids.
Tbf, a dead thread doesn't mean there's nothing to talk about, just that interest is low. The divorce arc really reflects badly on him since you realize that being a manchild isn't an act.
 
i cant make sex jokes about children. Sheepshagging bastard bet you're a hun
I say this with love and respect, but kill yourself.

Mods, I humbly await yet another thread ban when you side with a faggot being a faggot. Just remember, I think you ARE real women and that I admire your stunning bravery before you do it.
 
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