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I have played csgo since I was too young to post here and I will say that I have instadumped every fucking item I ever got (by just playing the game on silver) on the market knowing that some darkie was on the other side of the transaction. No refunds, niggers.
 
This is Nipper and The Cherry Chan's 21 year plan.

You should have not alienated community server/custom map enjoyers and brought back func_vehicle.

 
My advice to people who are crashing out because they invested too much money in cosmetics for a video game that hasn't been worth playing in years.

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Well I for one am up 10k from Tuesday - well, was. I've been busy selling and already got rid of most of it. Obviously I couldn't liquidate all my cases but they will bounce back in a year. More crashes like this, please!

3 billion of market cap went up in smoke, which brings us back to.... summer 2024 levels. Well good fucking riddance I say, not even CS market grows like this. Chinks and cryptoniggers pumped this shit to high heaven and this is their comeuppance. I'll enjoy buying the dip.
 
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There's been speculation of insider trading as internet detectives look for suspicious hording of red skins before the market rape.
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Wouldn't surprise me.

Also, times like these make me really miss Bizonacci
 
As for the Chinese suicides, I’m not even that surprised, there’s a lot of disturbing youth trends going on over there.

Also, China heavily restricts what things ordinary people can invest in. The Chinese stock market is blatantly rigged to favor companies and CCP officials, and their real estate bubble bursted and the effects are becoming more and more visible, which leaves only a few things like CS skins, which will always end up in tears like now. Going bankrupt in China as an ordinary person will also fuck you over even harder compared to the US. On a side note, IIRC, they also don't have an equivalent of the FDIC for bank deposits, so when those banks fail, depositor's money is gone for good.
 
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Also, China heavily restricts what things ordinary people can invest in. The Chinese stock market is blatantly rigged to favor companies and CCP officials, and their real estate bubble bursted and the effects are becoming more and more visible, which leaves only a few things like CS skins, which will always end up in tears like now. Going bankrupt in China as an ordinary person will also fuck you over even harder compared to the US.
They also used skins to move money out of China because of capital controls.
 
I don't play this game, do I have a correct understanding of the situation

Years Ago

Retards (Collectively): I will invest large sums of money into not only digital Blue AK-47's from a video game, but also digital multi colored knives from a video game. I will spend the price of a used car to buy these multicolored digital knives in the hopes that they will appreciate in value, at which point I will sell these digital knives to other retards willing to drop used car money on a digital knife collection. I sure hope nothing goes wrong with my plan to flip digital knives from a video game for real money

Present
Retards: Ah my plan to flip digital knives from a video game is working perfectly
Gabe Newell: Hello everyone, I have decreed that Digital knives should not cost $5000, but more like say... $50.
Retards, who put every cent they had into digital knives from a video game: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
 
I don't play this game, do I have a correct understanding of the situation
Essentially yes.

The knives were considered valuable because, aside from buying them, the only way to get them was unlocking crates. The crates themselves are worth pennies but the keys needed to unlock the crates have a stable price of $2.50 directly from Valve, with tradable keys commanding between 3 and 35 dollars depending on rarity.

The drop rate of a knife from a crate is something like a quarter of a percent, so you have to open approximately 400 crates to get one, with costs balanced out by the other skins you get in the process. As such knives in good condition with a desirable skin could fetch a high price.

The knife itself is a valued item because its the only weapon you cannot drop, and when you have your knife out you move slightly faster, so gamers chasing optimal performance pull their knives out constantly. As a result knives with flashy/cool draw animations gain value.

When CSGO made the mistake of becoming CS2 they introduced another form of cosmetics, the gloves, that are also constantly visible to the player. Thus gloves established a similar market presence to knives.

Really, the whole thing is pretty stupid, especially now that Counter Strike is a dogshit game, though I am slightly tempted to reinstall and play a few casual matches to witness the crash outs firsthand.

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What Gaben did was make it so you could trade up 5 "Covert" grade, or Red, skins of a given collection to get a knife from that collection. So now the middle value of knives is plummeting, and the low end value of Reds is rising. Meanwhile the high end rare knives are still pretty high ($1,500 - $2,000) and the cheapest bottom end knives are still right around $80-$100.
 
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Essentially yes.

The knives were considered valuable because, aside from buying them, the only way to get them was unlocking crates. The crates themselves are worth pennies but the keys needed to unlock the crates have a stable price of $2.50 directly from Valve, with tradable keys commanding between 3 and 35 dollars depending on rarity.

The drop rate of a knife from a crate is something like a quarter of a percent, so you have to open approximately 400 crates to get one, with costs balanced out by the other skins you get in the process. As such knives in good condition with a desirable skin could fetch a high price.

The knife itself is a valued item because its the only weapon you cannot drop, and when you have your knife out you move slightly faster, so gamers chasing optimal performance pull their knives out constantly. As a result knives with flashy/cool draw animations gain value.

When CSGO made the mistake of becoming CS2 they introduced another form of cosmetics, the gloves, that are also constantly visible to the player. Thus gloves established a similar market presence to knives.

Really, the whole thing is pretty stupid, especially now that Counter Strike is a dogshit game, though I am slightly tempted to reinstall and play a few casual matches to witness the crash outs firsthand.

EDIT:

What Gaben did was make it so you could trade up 5 "Covert" grade, or Red, skins of a given collection to get a knife from that collection. So now the middle value of knives is plummeting, and the low end value of Reds is rising. Meanwhile the high end rare knives are still pretty high ($1,500 - $2,000) and the cheapest bottom end knives are still right around $80-$100.

Another thing about the CS crates is that unlike most other gacha/loot box games, there is no pity timer for them, so the odds are always that said around 0.25% to get a knife.
 
When CSGO made the mistake of becoming CS2 they introduced another form of cosmetics, the gloves, that are also constantly visible to the player. Thus gloves established a similar market presence to knives.
Gloves were introduced in GO by 2016. So even before Valve raped CS, they started its' enshittification by late 2015 (when they stopped giving holiday updates + removed old Dust, Militia and Aztec + end of Operation Hydra).
 
There's been speculation of insider trading as internet detectives look for suspicious hording of red skins before the market rape.
China has been hoarding skins period for almost a year, stop believing retards.
 
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