IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

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with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
you keep saying how irrelevant the internet is to you and how you'll enjoy your life and your weekend, yet you keep coming back to any thread that mentions you just to chimp out then end with "enjoy your life bros i know i will". Should take your own advice rather than constantly going against it just to always make yourself look like a bigger fool.
 
Is he in the DMs?
Nah Shawn came back , posted in the Alice thread instead 🥺
yeah, and yall love to post, pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & pages & about me/us.
You keep giving us so much content, we can't help it.
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nah, i just have a life b/w you guys are ample doses of boring and predictable, the farms aint ever been all that sticky or interesting for me. i dont care about people like you guys do or go around in circles like this..i got more goin on than to spend my time with that kinda thing. this place is for people like you who dont. but hey, by all means, keep thinking and talking about me.
No you fucking don't, stop lying for fuck sake.
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Nah Shawn came back , posted in the Alice thread instead 🥺
Fuck how did I miss that? God dammit!

Anyways I think this is still extremely funny.
holland has asked me not to talk about her on ip2 or kf anymore, so i of course am going to comply with her wishes, i dont wish to make her feel any more uncomfortable than she may be. this has become an ongoing 'if/then' scenario that happens between her and i. so we can no longer be friends, and this will be my final post on kiwifarms.
You're like a god damn boomerang shawn!
 
This is his 3rd or maybe even 4th time "leaving kiwi"
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Did @shawnphase finally get BTFO of the KWF community?
Why doesn't he just post in the thread instead of chat? Chat only scrolls back a few lines. His deets get lost like dust in the wind. He is hooked in with the ip2 streamer community and can correct the deets we got wrong and set the record strait.
@shawnphase is the simpiest orbiter on IP2 who drove a man to almost murder his neighbors
even fellow ip2 cow has words to say about shawn...
 
>Joined Jun 10, 2021

>Joined Jun 30, 2017

you think you dictate what i do or where i go on the internet, das fuddee :lit:
Jesus Christ Shawn. You are fucking unbelievably retarded.

Just because I joined KF this year doesn’t mean what I say is automatically invalid you fucking moron. I couldn’t believe my eyes with what you said earlier and how everything she said was horseshit because she hasn’t lived as long as you, but fucking Christ Shawn, you’re a grown ass man talking to a bunch of people and downplaying them as if you’re superior to everyone just because of the fact you’ve had a longer time on the internet.

I have never, in my life, met someone who could be so oxymoronic in nature, but of course the world gives us some special spectacles of superb stupidity for us to laugh at. Your ego is more massive than a fucking Red Giant. Those nootropics are doing you a disservice for how dumb you’ve become mentally and emotionally.

No matter what I say, no matter what we do, your dumbass will come back full force to retort everything and repeat the cycle again. Shawn. You’re a fucking idiot, so quit making these unintelligent comparisons, because they make no fucking sense, and a couple more of them and I think I will need nootropics and a bullet in my brain for me to ease your retardation.
 
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Jesus Christ Shawn. You are fucking unbelievably exceptional.

Just because I joined KF this year doesn’t mean what I say is automatically invalid you fucking moron. I couldn’t believe my eyes when you talked about @Elaine Miller and how everything she said was horseshit because she hasn’t lived as long as you, but fucking Christ Shawn, you’re a grown ass man talking to a bunch of people and downplaying them as if you’re superior to everyone just because of the fact you’ve had a longer time on the internet.

I have never, in my life, met someone who could be so oxymoronic in nature, but of course the world gives us some special spectacles of superb stupidity for us to laugh at. Your ego is more massive than a fucking Red Giant. Those nootropics are doing you a disservice for how dumb you’ve become mentally and emotionally.

No matter what I say, no matter what we do, your dumbass will come back full force to retort everything and repeat the cycle again. Shawn. You’re a fucking idiot, so quit making these unintelligent comparisons, because they make no fucking sense, and a couple more of them and I think I will need nootropics and a bullet in my brain for me to ease your retardation.
A true “mad at the internet” moment
 
Jesus Christ Shawn. You are fucking unbelievably exceptional.

Just because I joined KF this year doesn’t mean what I say is automatically invalid you fucking moron.

Shawn using his age or time on the internet as a way to try and shut down people is fucking hilarious. It's literally "argument from authority" and is used by absolute idiots with nothing else to throw at someone calling them out.
However people that do it tend to try and throw degrees and accomplishments, Shawn just says "I'm older" like that means something.

Dude spends his days living in his mom's basement playing the drums, working an entry level retail job, and shitting around the internet with 20-something year olds. All while being a balding, wrinkled up middle aged man.

@shawnphase great, you're like 50 but never made it past 18 mentally, which is probably why you creep on younger girls. It's really fucking gross.

I'm half your age and I've gone further than you, Shawn. Shit talk and kiwifarms aside, that is just awful. You've really gotta get your shit together dude.
 
A true “mad at the internet” moment
Nah, just how whenever you say something against Shawn his trump card will always be “I’ve had more experience than you so what you say is dumb.” You’d think this 50 year old would have something more convincing to say.
 
Dude spends his days living in his mom's basement playing the drums, working an entry level retail job, and shitting around the internet with 20-something year olds. All while being a balding, wrinkled up middle aged man.
I’m older than @shawnphase
I‘ve gone completely bald
I‘ve got more wrinkles than a ballsack made of elbow skin
Then again I’ve done an 8 second 1/4 mile & I’m not a complete faggot so 🤷‍♂️
 
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