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IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"
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Are you calling Jesus herself a liar?
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I refuse to believe that @shawnphase is a real person and not a performance art interpretation of Super Hans.
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Me reading the OP...
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS DUDE AFFORD A...
Oh nevermind
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS DUDE AFFORD A...
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selling dirty undies be lucrative, yo
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Never trust your dealer when he says you can rewire your brain with DXM and nootropics
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He certainly produces enough pairs if they truly are lucrative..
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The only thing funnier than the "I am 44 and this is deep" thoughts is the complete lack of engagement.
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lol yes
There is a video on his youtube from 1990 of him and a friend in his parents basement
Now here is his current room from a recent video
Note the similarities, it is the same room. He still lives with his mom.
Also here is a pic of Shawn that I found
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Is this an Ash Ketchum hat @shawnphase ? I had the same one!
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I'm sure it's his parents .
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It is.
I am not going to dox his mom and dad's names but they have owned that house since at least 1978.
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>be me
>be 45
>play drums in mommy's basement
>tendies go missing
>invite ip2 skank "out of concern"
>skank leaves dirty panties
>am chad
>sell panties to "get them out of my life" before new skank comes over
>why's everybody so obsessed with me, huh? huh?
>be 45
>play drums in mommy's basement
>tendies go missing
>invite ip2 skank "out of concern"
>skank leaves dirty panties
>am chad
>sell panties to "get them out of my life" before new skank comes over
>why's everybody so obsessed with me, huh? huh?
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what the fucks this nonce gonna fuckin doShawn is currently accosting me in the DMs at the moment
Come back we can talk it out...
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So that’s what he has in common with Alice.
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That makes more sense but there was a small period of time around the recession where you could buy a house in Baltimore for like $12k. Figured he just hit the timing jackpot before he rewired his brain with DXM and nootropics.
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and yet, undone by simping for some random internet stacy. couldn't even follow his own wisdom
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The temptation of that low low onion was too great for him to resistcouldn't even follow his own wisdom
Newfags don't know the real lore. Shawn Phase hit it first. In order: Shawn Phase>Carl<Sanchez<Baked<Chicken<Aladdin. Those are the ones we know about. Low low onion make you tear up.
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never trust a kiwi who deletesThe temptation of that low low onion was too great for him to resist
His original low low onion comment was deleted. F
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>haha I don't care about this thread y'allwith all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.
you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.
not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.
the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home.
>proceeds to lurk the thread and repeatedly post in it how much it's not bothering him with walls of text
Like pottery.