IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

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Ok, so:

Shawn Phase is Shawn Douglas Phase, of Baltimore, Maryland. Tssbay01. Earth, Alpha Centauri...Now is any of that real? ehhh about 30-40% but its still a good read from the boys over at IP2 , Anyways Nintendo is what inspired to create chiptunes, which is in most of his catalogue of over 80 albums...
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As far as that goes, great shitposting and all, but without good sourcing (at least as far as who in IP2 put that together), it really doesn't belong in the OP (we're not Encyclopedia Dramatica).

shawnphase said:
my weeked is ruined because..why exactly? your weekend revolves around me. and my life. while i live my life, laughing at how derelict and morally bankrupt some of ya'll i-hoodlums are.
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You're 45 on the computer, crying wojak behind the mask.

Stop trying to sell panties from women half your age and other "lol you laughing at me online? you're my fans!" before your turn into Tommy Tooter.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
As far as that goes, great shitposting and all, but without good sourcing (at least as far as who in IP2 put that together), it really doesn't belong in the OP (we're not Encyclopedia Dramatica).
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its from the "OFFICIAL" IP2 wiki
I believe he wrote it himself , he shared it in the AT chat a few weeks ago. since most of the OP is quotes from him I figure I'd let him tell his story in his words, because there is no one else that would take the time to write all of that.
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Empresa said:
its from the "OFFICIAL" IP2 wiki
I believe he wrote it himself , he shared it in the AT chat a few weeks ago. since most of the OP is quotes from him I figure I'd let him tell his story in his words. because there is no one else that would take the time to write all of that.
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Ok, that's fine, but it should be more obvious in the OP where you're linking it from. IMHO shitposting is for post #2 onward, say what you will

shawnphase said:
with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
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Drop all the I-AM-NOT-MAD posts you like, at the end of the day you're "cow posting in his own thread" at post #3, which has to be a new record.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
it should be more obvious in the OP where you're linking it from.
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done.
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honestly this wasn't planned, I just expanded a little blurb for the IP2 general thread meant for newcomers, I actually like the little simp, he was pretty upset when I made the thread. Even left a mutual discord server we're in this morning.
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Anne Hyroe said:
Do you want your own thread @shawnphase? Because this is how you get your own thread.

Alice is a cookie-cutter BPD wannabe edgy e-girl; not worth all this drama. Try sperging less and spending time with people your own age.
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You should’ve listened Shawn, now your deets are all spilling out of your pockets. The only way to fix this is to win an epic drum battle against @Empresa, then we’ll have no choice not to respect you.
 
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shawnphase said:
none of ya'll do
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laughable
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I don't know why you think you're fooling people when they can easily see what a ne'er -do-well you are .
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a has been that never was
The Sacred Chao said:
Shawn is not a smart man.
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if faggotry equaled IQ points this cunt would be the head of mensa ... not nambla
LanceHaver said:
Why does he keep posting incoherent walls of text?
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dropped on the head
Comandante Marcos said:
In ye olden punk rock days such people could form a rock band with other such people and tour Murika in a shitty old Ford van while playing at underground (sometimes literally) venues to other societal rejects for who the fact that the band couldn't actually play anything resembling music was beside the point. Today, they spew word salad all over teh internetz, make occasional uploads to Soundcloud, and rarely leave their mom's basement.
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you know & I know that this sack of shit wouldn't have survived then. It's exactly the type of flog who'd end up getting their shit jacked from the van.
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No he is a lolcow because no matter how many times he'll say he'll leave, he will always come crawling back from the decrepit depths from which he resides.
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Like sands through the hourglass
Ripple said:
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What is this hairstyle called?
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The "life experience" combover
MediocreMilt said:
before your turn into Tommy Tooter.
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"before" ??

hey @shawnphase your band sucks champ
 
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