Craigslist Cringe Thread

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I just checked the Craigslist from my former major city, and apparently there was quite the saga. Someone is uploading a photo of Batman, followed by tons of photos of naked/scantily-clad women. Apparently he had haters, but all of those posts must have gotten flagged, because I couldn't find them. I'm also not posting all of his posts, because there were a LOT.
These are basically what his posts look like
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Here are some of his fans
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And a potential cry for help from the caped crusader himself
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RJ MacReady said:
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This handsome pilot wants a young woman to fly with him in his small plane to Florida, buy him lunch and then immediately tell you to fuck off because he's not letting you stay with him. He might ask his host to let you have the couch if you're really nice, but if not have fun being homeless in Miami for a week.

He promises not to rape you, but if he decides he doesn't like you he's just going to ditch you in Florida. He is totally okay with you not having sex with him and there is no hidden agenda. Adventurous types only.
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G-8 wouldn't need a Craigslist ad to get laid. What the fuck kind of pilot needs to play these kinds of games? I smell something foul.
 
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I posted the first crazy rambling textwall from this tainted weed guy on the last page. Now he's making updates on his condition. Dying of Cannabis Cancer, but just can't put down the weed. Literal reefer madness.
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NO LOWBALLS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!
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Just an extremely common base set Charmander. Worth $0.10 if he's lucky.
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These are from a current "reboot" of the base set cards. The Charizard looks cool, but is maybe worth $5. Pikachu is common as dirt. Just go grab a $4 booster pack at walmart, chances are you'll get both in it.

This guy on the other hand knows exactly what he has and has been reposting this ad for about a year now.
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TheGreatCitracett said:
I posted the first crazy rambling textwall from this tainted weed guy on the last page. Now he's making updates on his condition. Dying of Cannabis Cancer, but just can't put down the weed. Literal reefer madness.
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NO LOWBALLS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!
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Just an extremely common base set Charmander. Worth $0.10 if he's lucky.
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These are from a current "reboot" of the base set cards. The Charizard looks cool, but is maybe worth $5. Pikachu is common as dirt. Just go grab a $4 booster pack at walmart, chances are you'll get both in it.

This guy on the other hand knows exactly what he has and has been reposting this ad for about a year now.
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If I bought that cassette my irony would attain max levels. Decisions, decisions.
 
Gym Leader Elesa said:
If I bought that cassette my irony would attain max levels. Decisions, decisions.
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Can't believe I forgot to mention it, but he's selling that tape for a dollar. Been posting that elaborate ad for over a year now for one dollar.

Reefer madness strikes again!
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Creepypasta? Or maybe he wrote it himself...
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Also he's apparently some sort of prophet.
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Personals might be gone but the crazy listings are far from gone.
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Also the Rants and Raves section is a comedy goldmine. For example here's some guy ranting about some boomer using the handle "Hyde Park 63".
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Salt about Kentucky:
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