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Puts a whole new meaning in "GROSSmont area"
Craigslist Cringe Thread
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sipsitsyournan
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I'm fairly new to these forums, how do I give a Horrifying rating. Because goddamn.
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Pay null $20. Link is at the bottom of every page.
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Unfortunately, I don't have a cap, so you'll just have to take my word for it. But I remember seeing an ad where somebody was attempting to sell a TV that they themselves said was broken, and they wanted "a working TV of equal or greater value." For a broken TV. I do have some other caps, but Imgur's being stupid at the moment. Will update when I can.
Update: Here are the caps, as promised.
Update: Here are the caps, as promised.
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Booty juice
"t's make a baby.
let me make you cream. you ever been stroked so good that the booty juice pour out your hole? begging for my babies to fill you?
get your hole plunged.
looking for GENtleman who love taking big, raw dick.
I'm hung, young, full of cum and trying to get you pregnant. if you want a dude that'll dick you down, skeet that nutt in you, get hard and bang the nutt out of you, hit me up.
ibreed.
have your business together first."
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/5241777835.html
"t's make a baby.
let me make you cream. you ever been stroked so good that the booty juice pour out your hole? begging for my babies to fill you?
get your hole plunged.
looking for GENtleman who love taking big, raw dick.
I'm hung, young, full of cum and trying to get you pregnant. if you want a dude that'll dick you down, skeet that nutt in you, get hard and bang the nutt out of you, hit me up.
ibreed.
have your business together first."
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cas/5241777835.html
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Pansexual, Submissive, Gamer Girl {Herpes Positive} - w4m
First off, I am an adorable Pansexual woman. That doesn't mean I'm going to be humping your cookware if we meet up, but it does mean that I don't discriminate partners based on their preferred/assigned gender. That ALSO means that I like men, women, gender fluid, queer, Trans, and EVERYTHING under the rainbow umbrella. I also have a bit of a love for tall people with glasses.
And if you are dominant, then you'll be a happy camper with me! I am a submissive, but I like to be rebellious when with my dom. I really like to get under the dom's skin with my adorable pranks to the point where they have to put me "in my place". <3
First off, I am an adorable Pansexual woman. That doesn't mean I'm going to be humping your cookware if we meet up, but it does mean that I don't discriminate partners based on their preferred/assigned gender. That ALSO means that I like men, women, gender fluid, queer, Trans, and EVERYTHING under the rainbow umbrella. I also have a bit of a love for tall people with glasses.
And if you are dominant, then you'll be a happy camper with me! I am a submissive, but I like to be rebellious when with my dom. I really like to get under the dom's skin with my adorable pranks to the point where they have to put me "in my place". <3
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Pansexual, Submissive, Gamer Girl {Herpes Positive} - w4m
First off, I am an adorable Pansexual woman. That doesn't mean I'm going to be humping your cookware if we meet up, but it does mean that I don't discriminate partners based on their preferred/assigned gender. That ALSO means that I like men, women, gender fluid, queer, Trans, and EVERYTHING under the rainbow umbrella. I also have a bit of a love for tall people with glasses.
The face is obscured for a reason, I just know it.
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Massage trade (updated) - m4w (Worcester)
body : average height : 5'10" (177cm) status : single
age: 42
Ive recently started a new job and my lower back has been killing me. I'm offering to trade back, foot massages or dinner or whatever. I'm not an ugly guy, not fat, obese or anything and I'd like you to be the same. Please contact me if you're interested. Please be in decent shape as well. NO damn MEN! What the hell is wrong with you cock smokers? Its under MEN for WOMEN for a reason. Women only, there's NO convincing me otherwise.
body : average height : 5'10" (177cm) status : single
age: 42
Ive recently started a new job and my lower back has been killing me. I'm offering to trade back, foot massages or dinner or whatever. I'm not an ugly guy, not fat, obese or anything and I'd like you to be the same. Please contact me if you're interested. Please be in decent shape as well. NO damn MEN! What the hell is wrong with you cock smokers? Its under MEN for WOMEN for a reason. Women only, there's NO convincing me otherwise.
Dirty talk, in sign language - m4w (Worcester)
age: 48
I am interested in meeting either a deaf woman, or a woman proficient in sign-language...for playful dirty talk. Either translating what I say into sign-language, or on her own. Goal is fun and laughter. Not expecting things to go further.
Make the title of your email a dirty talk saying (so I know it is not a robot )
age: 48
I am interested in meeting either a deaf woman, or a woman proficient in sign-language...for playful dirty talk. Either translating what I say into sign-language, or on her own. Goal is fun and laughter. Not expecting things to go further.
Make the title of your email a dirty talk saying (so I know it is not a robot )
M 27 seeking belly buddy - m4w (mass)
body : big height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single
age: 27
I am a 27 M seeking a F to rub my beautiful voluptuous beer belly. I find it gets lonely doing it myself. Serious responses only. no cops. Put "Belly Buddy" in the subject line so I know you're 4 realz
body : big height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single
age: 27
I am a 27 M seeking a F to rub my beautiful voluptuous beer belly. I find it gets lonely doing it myself. Serious responses only. no cops. Put "Belly Buddy" in the subject line so I know you're 4 realz
TRUE BULL for CUCK COUPLE - m4mw (Worcester)
I am an experienced Bull Dom looking for a couple with an attractive and HWP female for an ongoing friendship. I have been with two very select cuck couples for long term relationships and know exactly what I am seeking. Moreover, I clearly understand the dynamics of a true cuckold scenario and how to take the lead in managing our pleasure. I am fit, very attractive, hung, 100% straight, DDF, clean cut, great communicator and black.
What I think sets me apart from most of the ads on here from other Bull Doms looking for couples is that I understand that this experience isn't just about taking the woman in front of her husband. It's about making the husband truly feel that he is a part of the experience. And I believe that starts in the mind.
I understand the husband's need to feel cucked by another man. While the physical aspect of seeing his wife with another man is the majority of the experience I know there is more to that. I know how to talk to him, make his mind be a part of it, to send him emails the day before a date to tease him about what I want to do to her, to send him on small tasks so I'm prepared to be with her. I'm a Dom that knows how to please her physically and please him mentally. And it's the mental part the guys really want.
The one thing I have learned being with two different couples, and submissive women in general, is that there are no hard and fast rules as to what something like this should look like. Everyone has different needs, different thoughts and different fantasies. I can't tell you exactly what I will do with/for both of you. Not until we all meet, talk and share our thoughts am I able to get a better idea of how we all want this to evolve. I will be happy to share what I have done in the past with the two other couples and I am interested to hear some of your thoughts about how you want to be treated by me. And of course, I will add my own spin on those things as I will be taking charge and leading the evolution of our relationship.
Before writing, please know I want to meet a couple whereby the wife is, at the very least, aware that you want to see her with another man. We can certainly work on making it more of a Dom/sub/cuckold relationship but if she doesn't know that you want this it won't work. Too many guys on here seem to think that their fantasies can be made true without telling their wife about it. No Dom Bull can ever seduce a man's wife into the lifestyle if she is not at least aware that the husband wants to see her with another man. Knowing you two have talked about this (or at least talked about adding a 3rd) AND she is willing is paramount. It's your job to talk her into exploring this lifestyle and not mine.
Lastly, I have no issues talking with the husband initially to start setting things up. However, eventually I will want to talk with you both. No exceptions. I will want to have an initial voice verification over the phone and when when everyone is comfortable, set up a meeting in person with both of you.
If you are interested in exploring further or just curious, feel free to drop me a note. Your note MUST include: her stats, at least a G-rated pic and something about your experiences and/or desires. Also, change the email heading to BULL. Last I'm located in Connecticut hoping to find a real couple in this area, due to all the fakes and flakes here.
m4mw, m4w,
I am an experienced Bull Dom looking for a couple with an attractive and HWP female for an ongoing friendship. I have been with two very select cuck couples for long term relationships and know exactly what I am seeking. Moreover, I clearly understand the dynamics of a true cuckold scenario and how to take the lead in managing our pleasure. I am fit, very attractive, hung, 100% straight, DDF, clean cut, great communicator and black.
What I think sets me apart from most of the ads on here from other Bull Doms looking for couples is that I understand that this experience isn't just about taking the woman in front of her husband. It's about making the husband truly feel that he is a part of the experience. And I believe that starts in the mind.
I understand the husband's need to feel cucked by another man. While the physical aspect of seeing his wife with another man is the majority of the experience I know there is more to that. I know how to talk to him, make his mind be a part of it, to send him emails the day before a date to tease him about what I want to do to her, to send him on small tasks so I'm prepared to be with her. I'm a Dom that knows how to please her physically and please him mentally. And it's the mental part the guys really want.
The one thing I have learned being with two different couples, and submissive women in general, is that there are no hard and fast rules as to what something like this should look like. Everyone has different needs, different thoughts and different fantasies. I can't tell you exactly what I will do with/for both of you. Not until we all meet, talk and share our thoughts am I able to get a better idea of how we all want this to evolve. I will be happy to share what I have done in the past with the two other couples and I am interested to hear some of your thoughts about how you want to be treated by me. And of course, I will add my own spin on those things as I will be taking charge and leading the evolution of our relationship.
Before writing, please know I want to meet a couple whereby the wife is, at the very least, aware that you want to see her with another man. We can certainly work on making it more of a Dom/sub/cuckold relationship but if she doesn't know that you want this it won't work. Too many guys on here seem to think that their fantasies can be made true without telling their wife about it. No Dom Bull can ever seduce a man's wife into the lifestyle if she is not at least aware that the husband wants to see her with another man. Knowing you two have talked about this (or at least talked about adding a 3rd) AND she is willing is paramount. It's your job to talk her into exploring this lifestyle and not mine.
Lastly, I have no issues talking with the husband initially to start setting things up. However, eventually I will want to talk with you both. No exceptions. I will want to have an initial voice verification over the phone and when when everyone is comfortable, set up a meeting in person with both of you.
If you are interested in exploring further or just curious, feel free to drop me a note. Your note MUST include: her stats, at least a G-rated pic and something about your experiences and/or desires. Also, change the email heading to BULL. Last I'm located in Connecticut hoping to find a real couple in this area, due to all the fakes and flakes here.
m4mw, m4w,
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That's not cringe. That's the best Craigslist ad for building materials ever.
SkinExhibit
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Finally! It has been found!
This is Fedorathung, a mystical sword promised by Anchuent Prochecy: "And thus darkness will fall onto the world and the Fedora'd Neckbeard and his Pastel-Colored Hordes will rule supreme. But one brave warrior will wield Fedorathung, a mighty blade from times past, and ward off the greasy tyrants and their equine forces and bring back light to the world."
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Who knew belly rubbing was such an illegal activity, the Buddhists must be pissed.
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Is your tongue pierced?? - m4m (S hills)
age: 37
You know why its pierced... You like sucking cocks.... Well you're in luck... I like eating pussy and fucking sluts .... Looking for now 10.24
Place 'luck' in subject to weed out spam
age: 37
You know why its pierced... You like sucking cocks.... Well you're in luck... I like eating pussy and fucking sluts .... Looking for now 10.24
Place 'luck' in subject to weed out spam
Full Time "Son" for Mommy - m4w (PGH)
m4w
Hi,
Im a 31 year old, kinky, role-play lover. I'm looking to be a full time live in "teenage son" for a kinky mom type. Give me chores to do, permission to go out, or not, punishments and rewards. I'm good around the house/yard/garden, very handy, some cooking skills, and more. Mommy is the boss so I'd be at her service, in more ways than one. I'm Sexy, open, smart and a lot of fun. If interested, email me. Serious inquiries only please.
m4w
Hi,
Im a 31 year old, kinky, role-play lover. I'm looking to be a full time live in "teenage son" for a kinky mom type. Give me chores to do, permission to go out, or not, punishments and rewards. I'm good around the house/yard/garden, very handy, some cooking skills, and more. Mommy is the boss so I'd be at her service, in more ways than one. I'm Sexy, open, smart and a lot of fun. If interested, email me. Serious inquiries only please.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
I HAVE PENIS ENVY. . .. (Bridgeville - South & West only)
I'm a older white guy with ED and can't get it up anymore and I have penis envy when I see a nice firm cock.
I don't get any pleasure playing with myself anymore but I miss it so I figure the next best thing would be feeling someone else's cock in my hand. The same thing applies to sucking.
If you are clean and disease free and enjoy being played, shooting your load in my hands and possibly being sucked, I'd like to meet you.
If you need my "stats" or my picture to decide if you want to meet, forget it. I'm clean, disease free and respectable looking and you won't be embarrassed being seen with me. If your young I could be your "uncle" if your old, I could just be a buddy.
If it takes more than a couple e-mails to give me your address, forget it.
If you can't host, I'm sorry, I can't either although I might consider only playing with you (no sucking) in your car in some dark secluded place, I miss it that much.
I don't want to travel to far from the Bridgeville area to meet in your car and would like an ongoing situation if we click or a one time thing is OK too.
I don't need a picture but I'd enjoy seeing your cock.
I will answer any and all serious responses, if your not serious or ready to do this, don't respond.
If this sounds interesting and appealing to you, please let me know.
I'm a older white guy with ED and can't get it up anymore and I have penis envy when I see a nice firm cock.
I don't get any pleasure playing with myself anymore but I miss it so I figure the next best thing would be feeling someone else's cock in my hand. The same thing applies to sucking.
If you are clean and disease free and enjoy being played, shooting your load in my hands and possibly being sucked, I'd like to meet you.
If you need my "stats" or my picture to decide if you want to meet, forget it. I'm clean, disease free and respectable looking and you won't be embarrassed being seen with me. If your young I could be your "uncle" if your old, I could just be a buddy.
If it takes more than a couple e-mails to give me your address, forget it.
If you can't host, I'm sorry, I can't either although I might consider only playing with you (no sucking) in your car in some dark secluded place, I miss it that much.
I don't want to travel to far from the Bridgeville area to meet in your car and would like an ongoing situation if we click or a one time thing is OK too.
I don't need a picture but I'd enjoy seeing your cock.
I will answer any and all serious responses, if your not serious or ready to do this, don't respond.
If this sounds interesting and appealing to you, please let me know.
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Make this faggot suck your cock while you take a dump - w4m (Hermitage)
Notice how the toilets are both shut given the nature of the ad.
30 y/o, 6'1"tall, 275 lb fat faggot looking to suck a dude off while he takes a dump. Open to other forms of abuse. Slap it, spit on it, call it names, just makes it suck harder.
Notice how the toilets are both shut given the nature of the ad.
30 y/o, 6'1"tall, 275 lb fat faggot looking to suck a dude off while he takes a dump. Open to other forms of abuse. Slap it, spit on it, call it names, just makes it suck harder.
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Ah, this'll be fun.
I'll go ahead and post a classic for y'all.
I hate to be a downer but this actually from an old Something Awful prank. There's a whole bunch of them, mostly along these lines. The responses they list in the article, though? Those are real.
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/craigslist-jo/1/
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/jo-buds-2/1/
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/casual-encounters-turgid/1/
A personal favorite of mine:
And the response: "Well, I must admit that this ad was so well articulated and straight to the point. First of all may I offer condolences to the passing of your friend and brother of the secret cave order. At first I passed it up as jut a CL hoax but then I began thinking about missing a golden opportunity in the event that this is on the up and up. It almost seems to be a tailor made dream to be a part of something so enlightening, so exclusive, so liberating, so manly. As a white male, 50 years young at heart, I love to jack off. I find it to be the most satisfying of all forms of releasing. I am a professional classical musician. I would be honored and cherish to opportunity to be a part of your secret club and would do all that is required to be a member in good standing. If I can provide any further information please do email me at your earliest convience."
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