Craigslist Cringe Thread

TheGreatCitracett said:
This pile of gibberish popped up today. Title removed because it's her first, middle, and last name.
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She then proceeded to fully dox herself, and has the map feature set to her home address. Doing a search reveals this:
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Turns out I apparently went to school with some people who know of her. She's inbred and a non-working illiterate meth addict, and even other meth heads don't hang around her. She's currently attempting to e-beg for a "carset n dippers 4 new born" while trying to hide the kid from her ex but at the same time doxing herself and looking for a sexy man on CL.

God that kid is fucked.
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meth addict said:
I am a tom girl
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The sad thing is that tomgirl Chris actually looks better than her.
 
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escapegoat said:
That is copypasta.
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Figured as much. That or some edgelord trying too hard. Still pretty entertaining. I'm looking for one I saw yesterday that is absolutely not copypasta. It's some old guy who got head trauma from a plane crash and declared himself a prophet and is now seeking a woman. It's pretty bizarre.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Figured as much. That or some edgelord trying too hard. Still pretty entertaining. I'm looking for one I saw yesterday that is absolutely not copypasta. It's some old guy who got head trauma from a plane crash and declared himself a prophet and is now seeking a woman. It's pretty bizarre.
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Honestly, copypasta or not, I thought it was pretty funny. I'd take something like that over the usual "i want sum fat pussy u no what im sayin please have a car a job no kids no drama clean disease free you host cum get this DICK!!!"
 
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"Runs, but needs a little TLC" can only mean that it's a total shitbox.

But hey! Despite needing "TLC" it's on 20" rims! Good to know this young fellow has his priorities straight when it comes to taking care of his car!

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Seeking a Cuckold\FLR relationship
I'm searching for a sexy attractive woman who is wanting to be a 'hotwife'. My ideal would would be to encourage your desires to be with other men. No questions asked. You can have as many indiscretions and encounters as you'd want. Anytime and anywhere. In essence you get the both of both worlds - a loving, caring boyfriend\hubby who adores you, looks after you, is beyond totally faithful to you, and the undeniable pleasure of living out any sexual desires with any man of your choosing. I'll help in anyway as in getting you ready for a date and dressing you.

We'd also live a regular life of a regular couple doing normal regular things. No one outside our friends and family would know we are a hotwife and cuckold couple living the lifestyle. I would be totally and completely faithful to you. I'll do my cuck duties of cleaning you afterwards if you'd like. I'll also take you shopping, dinners, movies, etc.... I am in my mid 40s, professional, stay fit, so on and so on... To avoid spam type I'm Your Hotwife in the subject when replying. I'm real.
 
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