Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

[crazedaze]

OK but the alternative is not getting responses.
What is the point of a dating site if I get zero responses?

Have you tried not being a hideous retard?

Meanwhile, you write something cringe or edgy, the woman almost always responds.

To gather more milk

women act like this

Women on dating apps are like this.

The thread is about what men do and immediately your mind goes "all women are the same" and "what men do is women's fault". Like I said, retard, noone will ever love you, and so on and so forth.
Thread tax: one time, a guy told me this during a first conversation, and I'm paraphrasing:
"I have studied at university level, and i have done dirty jobs (which require a high cognitive ability), and I believe that women forget the work that men do and that I shouldn't have to crawl around on hand and foot for a woman to believe I love her.
And if I was ever to get there, to show a woman I love her, she would have to shoulder me, give me the sex I want and make the first move, and be present for me and listen to me, and I wouldn't have to be worried she'd leave me because i don't want to pay for things for her that we don't need!
And I find that men who do that nowadays are weak simps who don't understand the manipulation that GOOD GUYS HAVE TO DEAL WITH TODAY!
This is probably not the reply you were expecting but it's the one that I'm giving you.
And btw, what i just wrote is very intelligent."
Context: I told him I want someone devoted.
I kinda wish i had the patience to go along with this shit for a bit and extract more, oh well
good thread will follow

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

You say they aren't succeeding but I did that and my results went from zero to a lot.
What women say they like and what they actually respond to are very different, I've learned that from experience.
Dudes who try to be nice guys online get ignored and labeled as "corny".

We're talking about dating apps specifically.
Women on dating apps are like this.

Why are you even using dating apps then? Because you wanna get laid?

 

[NerdShamer]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Spoiler: NSFW

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God I hate indians

Asking all willing kiwi women
Next time if a guy shows you a picture of himself can you imply that he looks like a down syndromer and show us his reaction. Make it positive though like you like that he looks like that like "omg you're such a downie that's so cute"
I feel like that has a lot of potential
(Sorry for the double post)

 

[Dan of Steel]

And these are the same guys on Twitter/anywhere else on the Internet, even here on KF that will seethe and say all women are bitches and whores. I'm definitely not an expert on dating, but the age old advice of just acting like a normal, non-repulsive human that can carry a conversation and be interesting and have engaging things to talk about/ask good questions to get a girl's interest, and just being able to talk back and forth since women aren't mind readers and don't know what you're thinking as a guy has worked for me. I'm glad this thread has given me even more reasons to hate people under 30.

 

[BradeRunna]

Women are just stuck up bitches and think they are god's gift to men. They aren't. Women are not nearly worth as much as they think they are.

Have fun dying alone with cats bitches. LOL

 

[Absolutego]

If that's the competition, maybe I am just overthinking how cringe my ideas for opening dms are. Jesus.
Also is there something about Hindi that the instant phone sex works better and just doesn't translate to English, or is this a byproduct of like 90% of their marriages being arranged?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I had many indian men messaging me on facebook when I was clearly a preteen. I wish I had saved some before I deleted the page. They never should have been given internet access.

Women are just stuck up bitches and think they are god's gift to men. They aren't. Women are not nearly worth as much as they think they are.

Have fun dying alone with cats bitches. LOL

Damn, you're right. If only I gave the guy that asked me if I'd suck his dick then called me a bitch when I didn't respond a chance. I really missed out on a winner there.

 

[BeckhoffAX5702]

Also is there something about Hindi that the instant phone sex works better and just doesn't translate to English, or is this a byproduct of like 90% of their marriages being arranged?

Yes.

But on a more serious note, they're way too horny to function in polite society. Atleast that's what I've seen back in my colleage days.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Women are just stuck up bitches and think they are god's gift to men. They aren't. Women are not nearly worth as much as they think they are.

Have fun dying alone with cats bitches. LOL

If what women are "worth" to you is just a few holes for you to stick your peepee in and then take a nap after, then yeah you'll be in for a rude awakening when they're not interested in that kind of relationship. I don't know why so many guys seem to think women are an alien species that you just have to figure out how to crack "the code" to know how to talk to women. They're literally half the population, they're still just humans and have human interests and quirks. I don't know what about that is so difficult to figure out.

 

[BradeRunna]

I had many indian men messaging me on facebook when I was clearly a preteen. I wish I had saved some before I deleted the page. They never should have been given internet access.

Damn, you're right. If only I gave the guy that asked me if I'd suck his dick then called me a bitch when I didn't respond a chance. I really missed out on a winner there.

That's not even what I'm talking about. Nice try though.

If what women are "worth" to you is just a few holes for you to stick your peepee in and then take a nap after, then yeah you'll be in for a rude awakening when they're not interested in that kind of relationship. I don't know why so many guys seem to think women are an alien species that you just have to figure out how to crack "the code" to know how to talk to women. They're literally half the population, they're still just humans and have human interests and quirks. I don't know what about that is so difficult to figure out.

Keep being a typical beta male feminist white knight. I am sure those ugly feminist will fuck you one day.

I will give you a hint. They won't. LOL

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Women are just stuck up bitches and think they are god's gift to men. They aren't. Women are not nearly worth as much as they think they are.

Have fun dying alone with cats bitches. LOL

which one of those screenshots is you bro

 

[BradeRunna]

which one of those screenshots is you bro

Ok beta male feminist white knight.

 

[Fagguccine]

That's not even what I'm talking about. Nice try though.

Keep being a typical beta male feminist white knight. I am sure those ugly feminist will fuck you one day.

I will give you a hint. They won't. LOL

Ok beta male feminist white knight.

Get off this thread before you embarrass yourself more, faggot.

 

[crazedaze]

Ok beta male feminist white knight.

Why are you here fucking faggot go play with the other mati niggers where yiu belong

 

[Epic Fail Man]

not a dating site but some men treat every app like it’s one:

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You'd be surprised how many users treat this site as one.

 

[Dan of Steel]

That's not even what I'm talking about. Nice try though.

Keep being a typical beta male feminist white knight. I am sure those ugly feminist will fuck you one day.

I will give you a hint. They won't. LOL

So just talking to women like a non-spastic is "beta male feminist white knight" behavior? I can't imagine being this far gone where women just existing makes you seethe this much champ. Like how deep into the cycle of gooning -> post-nut regret-> seething about the bitches and whores online who are repulsed by you because you've allowed yourself to become antisocial goblin, barely even human -> gooning again, rinse repeat, are you? Like this topic enrages you to the point where you're literally unable to communicate or process basic ideas laid out in plain English. That's fucking pathetic. You are a subhuman ape, and your dad if he was around should have done the world a favor and put you down like miserable dog you are.

 

[BradeRunna]

Get off this thread before you embarrass yourself more, faggot.

Why are you here fucking faggot go play with the other mati niggers where yiu belong

Looks like we got a couple of beta male feminist white knight faggots trying to score some of that sweet sweet feminists pussy. LOL

Fucking losers. LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Epic Fail Man]

That's not even what I'm talking about. Nice try though.

Keep being a typical beta male feminist white knight. I am sure those ugly feminist will fuck you one day.

I will give you a hint. They won't. LOL

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Women are just stuck up bitches and think they are god's gift to men. They aren't. Women are not nearly worth as much as they think they are.

Have fun dying alone with cats bitches. LOL

I think you should get tested for HIV fren