Cringy internet comebacks/insults

[IV 445]

Probably any comeback involving maturity is pretty unoriginal

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok this isnt a comeback or insult but can we just agree that anypony under the age of 60 or who isnt a fucking mormon who uses "heck" or worse yet "h*ck" needs to be pistol whipped?

Seriously. WeRateDogs is one of the most irritating tumors on twitter and I hope he gets swarmed by angry midgets and raped to death

 

[IV 445]

Ok this isnt a comeback or insult but can we just agree that anypony under the age of 60 or who isnt a fucking mormon who uses "heck" or worse yet "h*ck" needs to be pistol whipped?

Seriously. WeRateDogs is one of the most irritating tumors on twitter and I hope he gets swarmed by angry midgets and raped to death

They’re good dogs, Holden.

 

[Judge Holden]

They’re good dogs, Holden.

You're next on the midget rape train

 

[Applejack]

That dumb "I'm rubber and you're glue" comeback. Has that ever worked on anyone?

 

[Fougaro]

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"

 

[Dafrunk89]

Anything ending in"lmao", especially if there are smilies/emojis to accompany it.

 

[BeanBidan]

"You probably voted for drumpf xd"
"bitchmade"

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Another comeback that’s similar to the anime one is when people are snobbish enough to point out small spelling errors in one’s argument against them. Not only would they be avoiding their argument, but they would double as a grammar nazi as well. I can understand when someone’s spelling is either abysmal or they’re foriegn so they can’t speak perfect english, but when it’s just one or two misspells or punctuation errors, there’s no need to get on your high-horse to point out those small flaws to weakly shield yourself from their criticism.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I always found any mutation of "soy" or "numale" really grating. Mostly because I only ever see that shit on 4chan and I'm sorry but no one there has the high ground to accost someone else's masculinity.

Don't know what OP's problem with "stormweenie" is though because that's funny as shit.

 

[Eto]

“Cuck.” I used to use it, but ever since it caught on, it just doesn’t have the same appeal. It’s so overused that it’s an annoyance.

 

[Keystone]

"lol"

Can have its uses, but can be equally cringy.

 

[IV 445]

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"

That’s right next to “I’m suing your ass!” Or what you hear more often, “Imma own yo ass.”

 

[PoisonedBun]

Tumblr troons kept getting banned for saying things like "kill all terfs", and so they/them settled on "pee your pants" as an alternative. That's seriously the origin of that dumbass meme.

There's no such thing as getting banned from tumblr, that hellhole is lawless. In reality people kept getting called out because telling someone 'kill yourself' is problematic.

 

[skiddlez]

Anything ending in"lmao", especially if there are smilies/emojis to accompany it.

fuck you lmao

 

[ES 148]

*person 1 responds to person 2’s discussion that makes him lose the argument.*

Person 2: “You have an anime pfp.”

But that's just true.

 

[Snuckening]

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hurr durr, muh "cringey internet comebacks" lmaoooooo

Show me on the doll/Who hurt you OP?

FACTS and LOGIC don't care if you're offended by cringey internet comebacks, snowflake!

 

[Linako 2.0]

"blocked"
"reported"

 

[drtoboggan]

Everything @Cowlick says. TJ is the master of lameness.

 

[The Great Chandler]