Cringy internet comebacks/insults

[skiddlez]

"Look it up"
Or
"Google it"
If you use any of those you should be killed like Crassus

Oh ffs this, and the absolute worst one is "educate yourself." I cannot stand that one. "I'm right and you're wrong but no I don't need to prove why I am right you have to go find out for yourself why I'm right, it's not my job to tell you why but just trust me faggot. Now go look up why you're wrong."

lol no

 

[HY 140]

"you're stupid if you think that"

 

[BeanBidan]

"you must be fun at parties"

[exceptional Anti-American sentiment when debating politics or just talking to britbongs that don't think their country has become a shithole.]

"Bye Felicia"

 

[HY 140]

another good one i got just now

"flush yourself down the toilet"

 

[jewelry investor]

People who use NPC or soy as an insult unironically need to be punished like Chris

I'm sorry ron but making libs suffer dehumanization supersedes your cringe compilation.

Other than that you've been on point

 

[Olga]

"Flush yourself down a toilet."

 

[Next Task]

Any form of 'If you want me to respond, you must pay me for my emotional labour'. Bitch, your time isn't that valuable - you're spending it on Twitter.

Prime example: Metafilter, aka Nora Reeeeeed's former hangout.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Oh ffs this, and the absolute worst one is "educate yourself."

Hand in hand with this is, "It's not my job to educate you."

Bonus points for when it's stated unironically by a teacher.