Cronusamporaa - Delusional Fanboy Extraordinaire

@MasterDisaster ,semper fi for another lolcow interview. I propose we give this fair gentleman a name badge that says "Kiwi Nick Frost".

Can I say, Ray sounds like Bluespike in my opinion. Also, as this interview goes on the more tumblr-y it gets. I've never heard anyone use tumblrisms in conversation, other than someone whose been using them in a self aware fashion. It sounds so weird to hear "neurotypical" used in conversation.
 
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@MasterDisaster ,semper fi for another lolcow interview. I propose we give this fair gentleman a name badge that says "Kiwi Nick Frost".

Can I say, Ray sounds like Bluespike in my opinion. Also, as this interview goes on the more tumblr-y it gets. I've never heard anyone use tumblrisms in conversation, other than someone whose been using them in a self aware fashion. It sounds so weird to hear "neurotypical" used in conversation.
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I have a coworker that used "neurotypical" completely seriously. It was just as bizarre as it was to hear Ray in this interview.

Also he is spewing such bullshit throughout this entire interview. "It's happened because I've heard it happen!" Fuck this.

And he gets so angry, oh my fucking god. God bless you for putting up with this, @MasterDisaster.
 
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Don't ever make the mistake of telling Ray that your mother died.

http://vastderp.tumblr.com/tagged/mommypasta/chrono
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I felt kind of sorry for this twat until that right there. They obviously have yet to lose a family member.

I really hate how Tumblr has created a 'safe zone' for assholes to congregate. They have loads of excuses they can use to explain away why it is okay for them to abuse people, but it is never okay for anyone to hit back.
They are obviously not really ill in any way. If they were, they would know that the goal of therapy is to get better and integrate with normal society. Become a functional human being who is able to interact with others without getting sick or panicking.
Therapy is not pretending you are a fictional being to 'cope' with bad feels. That's just hiding from the problem. And it makes things worse.
Tumblr is not going to be around forever. I wonder what will happen to all these snowflakes when their hugbox gets shut down? That day will be glorious.
 
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Juscum said:
He sounds like a teenager. Or a woman. Is Ray tumblr trans/tucute? Wouldn't put it past him.

EDIT: He was giving a bunch of (transitioned, normal) trans adults shit, so it'd add a whole new level of crazy to his usual shit.
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'Tucute' is the title you get when you become fully indoctrinated by the Tumblr cult. I have yet to see that label on a sane person's blog.
 
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I've personally conversed with Ray, and he's playing off that he's way more innocent than he actually is. I have read first hand the shit he's said, and dealt with the Oily 'fronting' as well
 
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Oily / Oligarch is Ray's "dark side." Starting this year, Ray pretends to get sudden headaches when he's pissmad and then Oily 'fronts' and starts torturing his poor helpless thesaurus and calling people infant and posting swords and pictures of blood on floors and shit. He also switches during friend arguments. it is a goddamn hoot. "I trust you will stop exacerbating my host now I've shown up to... protect him." Shit like that.

Oligarch was originally Ray's OC version of Cronus as a full-fledged nazi warlord who punishes people by making them have orgasms when he rapes them so the combination of cruelty and pleasure will permanently scar them. But now he's real because magic.

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I've personally conversed with Ray, and he's playing off that he's way more innocent than he actually is. I have read first hand the shit he's said, and dealt with the Oily 'fronting' as well
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"Are you besmirching my.... host?"

Y'all should interview his abusers next. Justice 4 Ray Ray. :evil:
 
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Oh my god. I want to have a conversation with this guy so bad now. I want to see for myself how badly he butchers the English language when he 'transforms' into his oily thesaurus persona.
Plus, I love word battles. Breaking out the big words to fight under the Kiwi banner would be fun!

And that Oily OC breakdown is pretty messed up. A Nazi who rapes to psychologically scar his victims. Sounds more like a bad guy in a story than a persona to pretend to have in your head. Not impressed.
 
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Oh also, in regards to the suicide mentions in the interview.
I was the one that told the 'abusaas' that he was serious about the suicide attempt, and I talked to him to try to keep him calm and to focus his breathing and do what he can to bring himself down.
I just find it funny he thinks they've 'bullied' him bad enough that he needs to try to use suicide threats as guilt attempts to keep people in line, despite doing legitimate bullying by shit smearing people's names. Hell he even kink shamed me to my face for enjoying consensual non consent roleplay in BDSM, which I'm also a survivor of rape and sexual abuse. He had. The audacity. To tell me I was in the wrong.
I wish I had the log of it, but I think it was in tumblr messages I deleted and not in my skype logs. Sad day.
 
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the abusaa said:
He's not a nazi, he's just a gentle murderous fascist in a black leather nazi costume wth an armband and two lightning bolts shaped like the letter S on his forehead who wants to exterminate subhuman inferiors.

GOD, you people are so judgey :(
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Lol, black leather? Really? Is it skintight?
I hope so, 'cause that shit is uncomfortable as hell. Especially when it gets any sort of fluids on it. His crotch must be a mess of rashes and fungus. :P

And he's just got lightning bolts on his forehead? Just sitting there? Glued there? Or tattoos? Or some magic rune shit that makes him evil? Lol, I love bad OCs. I can riff on shit like Oily all day.
 
No they're scars from being attacked by He Who Must Not Be Wanked. This was meant to be a 1 note harry potter joke because the character was this tryhard wizard douche, so naturally Ray made it into this epic battle of Good Versus Voldy. But god for-fucking-bid somebody make HP jokes with the character. Ray will seethe for hours about wanting to stick a scythe in that person's cooter. Why don't they respect Cro the way he is in canon?

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(disclaimer: in case you are unfamiliar with the fustercluck that is the hamsteak canon, none of this is it.)
 
I still love how consent is in all caps

But really I feel like he's just self inserting stuff he likes and is saying 'NO THIS IS HOW HE REALLY IS DON'T YOU SEE????'
Also the fact he draws Cronus is everything BUT what he prefers to wear, which is the 1950's greaser schtick. Way to really get him buddy.
 
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[4/4/2015 12:51:37 AM] Karma: SNICKERING

[4/4/2015 12:51:43 AM] Rhett: yEP

[4/4/2015 12:51:49 AM] Ray: that is par for the course when we do crojames

[4/4/2015 12:51:53 AM] Ray: but it also gets really upsetting lmfao

[4/4/2015 12:52:15 AM] Karma: oh yeah I bet

[4/4/2015 12:52:31 AM] Ray: recently we did a 'cro getting out of an abusive relationship with a psycho bitch' thing in the college thing

[4/4/2015 12:52:54 AM] Ray: we also did a thing where either of them got in an automobile accident of some sort

[4/4/2015 12:53:00 AM] Rhett: that one was hard--tHAT TOO

[4/4/2015 12:53:14 AM] Ray: in the same au lmao

[4/4/2015 12:53:21 AM] Karma: omg

[4/4/2015 12:53:25 AM] Ray: and then there was a stage accident or two in the main musician one

[4/4/2015 12:53:52 AM] Ray: and in that same one a thing where cro had to go back to beforus to get treatment for a hellacious parasite he had on his back

[4/4/2015 12:54:06 AM] Karma: my roommate just asked if they could borrow some salami and now I'm concerned

[4/4/2015 12:54:58 AM] Rhett: kidnapping in the college one too, also a stage accident in one of our little offshoot not shippy aus where james is cro's dad---om g

[4/4/2015 12:55:10 AM] Karma: aww

[4/4/2015 12:55:11 AM] Ray: hahaHAHA YEAAAH THE DAD THING IS GREAT

[4/4/2015 12:55:18 AM] Ray: THE DAD THING IS SO PRECIOUS

[4/4/2015 12:55:28 AM] Rhett: it is godddd

[4/4/2015 12:55:39 AM] Ray: especially when cro's still the strange alien kid

[4/4/2015 12:55:43 AM] Ray: we hardly ever went into human cro

[4/4/2015 12:55:50 AM] Rhett: yeah lmao

[4/4/2015 12:56:01 AM] Ray: which makes things painful right off the bat because well liFESPANS

[4/4/2015 12:56:04 AM] Karma: omg

[4/4/2015 12:56:05 AM] Karma: YEAH....

[4/4/2015 12:56:07 AM] Rhett: we brought it up so their lifespans---YEP

[4/4/2015 12:56:21 AM] Rhett: so there wouldnt be such a goddamn big difference

[4/4/2015 12:56:55 AM] Ray: and in the dad thing cro has a jewish boyfriend named Ezra

[4/4/2015 12:57:08 AM] Rhett: YEAH THATS CUTE

[4/4/2015 12:57:10 AM] Ray: and we went through the 'haha homophobic parents sure do fucking suck don't they' thing

[4/4/2015 12:57:20 AM] Ray: but it ended well and it was w o n de r f u l

[4/4/2015 12:57:43 AM] Karma: omFFF

[4/4/2015 12:58:04 AM] Rhett: acTUALLY THAT REMINDS ME WE COULD DO ONE WHERE CROS TRANS

[4/4/2015 12:58:08 AM] Rhett: we touched on ace cro too

[4/4/2015 12:58:15 AM] Ray: tRUUUUU

[4/4/2015 12:58:42 AM] Ray: yeah we touched on that a bit but like....idk it's just so much more fun to get into the details of cro having sex without being used.

[4/4/2015 12:58:52 AM] Ray: and if he is being used how does he feel about it

[4/4/2015 12:58:55 AM] Rhett: it is tho

[4/4/2015 12:58:56 AM] Karma: Beauty

[4/4/2015 12:59:06 AM] Ray: aksdfhskdjfhskdjg aND AND AND

[4/4/2015 12:59:14 AM] Ray: bc cro is not the only one full of #the feels

[4/4/2015 12:59:29 AM] Ray: we got into some emotional shit with james and it was fucking great ugh

[4/4/2015 12:59:35 AM] Rhett: YEAH

[4/4/2015 12:59:40 AM] Rhett: that was the october shit

[4/4/2015 12:59:52 AM] Ray: y e p

[4/4/2015 12:59:56 AM] Rhett: october was a james feels month

[4/4/2015 1:00:02 AM] Ray: it really was poor guy

[4/4/2015 1:00:31 AM] Ray: believe me when i say we had material to go off of for both of them, moreso for james than cro

[4/4/2015 1:00:43 AM] Karma: oh gosh

[4/4/2015 1:01:05 AM] Ray: see james used to be an alcoholic and all of the band members were in some way or another addicted to something

[4/4/2015 1:01:18 AM] Ray: but he's been sober for years now

[4/4/2015 1:01:20 AM] Karma: ahh yeah

[4/4/2015 1:01:24 AM] Karma: (yay! that's hard!)

[4/4/2015 1:01:32 AM] Ray: (MHM THEY ALMOST BROKE UP)

[4/4/2015 1:01:37 AM] Ray: (THERE WAS ALMOST NOT A METALLICA)

[4/4/2015 1:01:47 AM] Karma: ( D: no! )

[4/4/2015 1:02:30 AM] Ray: but the way we kinda worked that in there is that cro was still the happy young drinker and kissed james while a bit drunk and that kind of set in a slow downward spiral

[4/4/2015 1:02:52 AM] Karma: oh noooo

[4/4/2015 1:03:01 AM] Ray: he never relapsed he just felt like shit and hid it because that's what heterosexual guys do

[4/4/2015 1:03:07 AM] Ray: (heteroflexible??? we just don't know)

[4/4/2015 1:03:33 AM] Karma: (Hetero-besides-that-one-dude)

[4/4/2015 1:04:14 AM] Ray: and when cro and the guys caught on (LMFAO) cro listened to St. Anger bc that was made when the band almost broke up and when james was at his lowest point since he writes the backbone of the lyrics

[4/4/2015 1:04:35 AM] Karma: oh nooo

[4/4/2015 1:04:57 AM] Ray: like he went to rehab and the lyrics are very telling of the shit that was going through his mind and i was like #haha i can relate to that

[4/4/2015 1:05:08 AM] Karma: Yeah :C

[4/4/2015 1:05:45 AM] Ray: cro gets james to come over and talk, which is basically more or less cro talking and james sitting on cro's couch like 'nah it's gonna take more than that to get me to really talk or open up jsyk'

[4/4/2015 1:06:48 AM] Ray: he did eventually get james to talk and cro's kicking himself because of that drunk kiss like 'fucking hell i should have realized that ugh i am a shit boyfriend'

[4/4/2015 1:07:41 AM] Ray: it was just that and misc things reminding him of old demons he was trying to put away and he hadn't been open with it to cro before so it felt really dishonest and stuff.

[4/4/2015 1:08:29 AM] Ray: and cro just listened and hugged him and let him have a moment to break down instead of bottling it up

[4/4/2015 1:08:59 AM] Ray: lmfao and fucking cro

[4/4/2015 1:09:10 AM] Ray: james slept over at cro's place that night but they didn't do anything

[4/4/2015 1:09:19 AM] Rhett: jesus

[4/4/2015 1:09:21 AM] Ray: there was a car show james was planning on going to the mornign afterward

[4/4/2015 1:09:24 AM] Ray: fucking cronus

[4/4/2015 1:09:32 AM] Ray: has like a boner all fucking day

[4/4/2015 1:09:35 AM] Rhett: THRISTIN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

[4/4/2015 1:10:00 AM] Ray: because james is over here in a black tanktop and jeans lookin fine as fuckin hell gettin in and out of cars and gettin covered in dust and sweat and grease

[4/4/2015 1:10:07 AM] Karma: omf

[4/4/2015 1:10:49 AM] Ray: and james catches on to it pretty quick and james is a little shit so he got a nice long thick bratwurst covered in mustard and sauerkraut and whatnot

[4/4/2015 1:10:58 AM] Ray: bites into that sucker and cro's like 'bruh'

[4/4/2015 1:11:09 AM] Ray: james is like #gotcha

[4/4/2015 1:11:40 AM] Karma: FJLSFd

[4/4/2015 1:13:35 AM] Ray: they don't even bother with a shower and cro's tryna save face when they get home like 'wait are you okay are you sure about this what is your mental state' and james is like 'ohh NOW you care what happened to wanting to fuck me over the cars'

[4/4/2015 1:14:20 AM] Ray: has to drag cro upstairs with him because bronus over here is about to jump up and down he's so frustrated

[4/4/2015 1:14:33 AM] Karma: omfg

[4/4/2015 1:14:56 AM] Ray: crojames is love, crojames is life

[4/4/2015 1:15:54 AM] Ray: smh but when we were first doing the college thing...cro was so deep in the ass of denial he couldn't believe it when james actually kissed him, he just thought he was having a drunk fantasy

[4/4/2015 1:16:24 AM] Rhett: YEP---god yeah

[4/4/2015 1:16:46 AM] Karma: oMFG

[4/4/2015 1:21:03 AM] Ray: lmfao and the fucking fine art teacher is like

[4/4/2015 1:21:09 AM] Ray: 'lmao i need models for this project'

[4/4/2015 1:21:17 AM] Ray: >makes cro be a model

[4/4/2015 1:21:23 AM] Ray: >makes james be a model another time

[4/4/2015 1:21:51 AM | Edited 1:21:53 AM] Ray: >decides they have chemistry and makes them fuckin do this drapery bullshit while nude

[4/4/2015 1:22:50 AM] Ray: cro fuckin falls asleep while they're modeling and james has him in his arms and it's weird af
[4/14/2015 12:43:20 AM] Ray: i'm just amazed by ppl's lack of ability to recognize what needs to be kept to yourself
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Juscum said:
He sounds like a teenager. Or a woman. Is Ray tumblr trans/tucute? Wouldn't put it past him.

EDIT: He was giving a bunch of (transitioned, normal) trans adults shit, so it'd add a whole new level of crazy to his usual shit.
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Sounds very female. Possible non-transitioned transman or tucutie who wants to be the yaois.

The Metallica/Homestuck yaois, even.
 
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Here's a transcript of the interview, while I'm here.

I can't get over how much he's swearing. I've got honest-to-god construction/dock workers in my family, and he's giving them a run for their money. /powerlevel Ctrl-F picks up 25 'Fuck's. That's one fuck per minute. Ten shits, too, but I thought the number was less impressive.
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What gets me is how forced they sound. He's emphasizing those fucks. He is making it a point to say them rather than them being the result of just how he talks.

But this is coming from somebody who swears pretty fuckin' casually all the time, so yeah.
 
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