Cronusamporaa - Delusional Fanboy Extraordinaire

The archive has close to 2,000 screenshots. Although, if you're wanting something that's albeit a little out of date, there's this. Thinking about updating it makes me cry internally, but if that's what's desired, I can keep that constant, along with committing changes to the repo.

I fully intend on making the transcription public via pastebin or similar once it's done.

edited to add: there are other users in the screenshots than just cronusamporaa, like vantas-sea and united-states-of-wwhatevver, his two current partners. The meat of it is from cronusamporaa, though; the rest just adds context.
 
Anyone else remember the time he submitted a thing to a Homestuck confessions blog where he was like "I'm scared of cosplaying Cronus because someone might try and attack me and I'd need to use my NINJA WARRIOR SKILLZ."

That was fucking surreal.

EDIT: I FOUND THE IMAGE.

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Sanae Kochiya said:
Who the fuck gets concerned that the fandom might harass them for cosplaying a character? This is like hearing about a guy paranoid that his Sephiroth cosplay will cause people to beat him up for killing Aerith.
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Worse: he's paranoid that his Sephiroth costume will somehow make him beat up other people for saying that he killed Aerith.
 
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seems to me like he's trying way too hard to appear like he's some big super strong tough guy, when really he's just desperately attempting to defend his right to cosplay some dumb creepy space alien weirdo fictional character, and is ASTOUNDED when people are rightfully concerned with his favorites.

i'm sure everyone's terrified by his mastery of martial arts. don't fuck with this guy, he means business.
 
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Jesus christ, I catch a cold and come back to a shittone of bullshit, as well as a flood of new people. Neat.

That transcript is so cringey, I can't even start to fathom it. And his insistent need to remind everyone that his interpretation of Cronus is the right one, despite conclusive evidence.

Typical that he acts like he's going to be attacked at a con. Reality is people will wonder who the weird short guy with patchy makeup and shoddy gear is trying to look like.
 
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Y'know, I think the far.ms would really like some of Ray's otherkin batshit, but unfortunately I'm not quite there yet in my transcription project. When I find the real juicy bits I'll post caps & transcripts here because it's hilarious.

Does this thread already know about the time he claimed to have been raped in his mind by one of his invisible friends, then ostracized a fifteen-year-old for having an alter that claimed to have been raped by Ray's head-Cronus? There's also the multiple times he lets his alter-ego "The Oligarch" out to play and it's just pathetic and amusing, I can probably put together a greatest-hits post from that. And the 'Cronus is my home, get it?' post.

Basically I'm sitting on a hoard of screechfetus screenshots, and while some of them are sad/disconcerting, others are just really fucking funny.
 
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We already have those things. I already posted and linked those things. Maybe take some time out of your day and, say, read the thread you're going to be posting in?
 
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Sorry, been a while, haven't actively been in this thread since the beginning of June.

IMHO Ray's not much of a lolcow, he's more of an annoyance. His paranoid meltdowns are always entertaining, and sometimes he does the rape/death/mutilation threats thing, but other than that there's not a whole lotta lol here.
 
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cromit said:
Sorry, been a while, haven't actively been in this thread since the beginning of June.

IMHO Ray's not much of a lolcow, he's more of an annoyance. His paranoid meltdowns are always entertaining, and sometimes he does the rape/death/mutilation threats thing, but other than that there's not a whole lotta lol here.
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I dunno about that; he does post shit like the above NINJA SKILLZ picture, which is pretty hilarious. Not to mention his attempts to be edgy and tough, which all fall flat. It makes me laugh, at least. :lol:
 
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The recurring cycle of flounces is good for some laughs. It's always fun betting on how long the password protection is going to be up, or (with Tumblr's new feature) how long his blog will be suspiciously missing. Even if he does that, his liked/by/atticro is never set to private, so people can always see what he's up to.

Plus there's the constant sperging he does about CroCro Ampo, Not A Rapist.
 
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