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My coworker has a roommate from some shitholeistan who spent his school tuition on crypto shit coin only to buy high and sell at nothing. If I had more information I would report him to ICE for fraud.
 
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His old girlfriend reportedly aged out of frame after too many mukbang sessions and not enough filters. She got quietly replaced by a younger girl, as expected. Call it emotional rebranding.


Meanwhile, the community around Avida Towers has its own theories. Apparently, 'visiting relatives' was local code for slipping into a different tower to hang out with whichever lonely expat was available. A few long-timers swear she had half the retired foreigners on speed dial. Whether it was companionship or just a side hustle with benefits, who’s to say?


Cyrus says people are obsessed with him because of something he posted years ago. Nah. People just like messy stories. And unfortunately for him, he’s the kind of guy who leaves breadcrumbs and writes his own downfall in long-form Bitcointalk posts.


 
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