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Not sure if this is the best thread to put this in, but figured it deserves a mention.

Rep. Thomas Massie just made a call out on Twitter to beg for some pardons and a sentence commutation.

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Why on earth is Ross Ulbricht a good hill to die on? His attempt at some hiring assassins with Bitcoin should be enough to keep him buried under the prison for good, yet somehow this is seemingly lost on some libertarians. It’s not the drug market that was the problem, it was the whole attempt at murder thing that’s the biggest issue.
 
Dogecoin was #1 at one point though (mostly due to Bitcoin bottoming out), through the sheer power of nobody taking it seriously, however, and that's always going to be hilarious.
Wait, Bitcoin had already been flipped once? And it was Dogecoin of all things that did the Flippening? In which year was that?
 

What Calvin Ayre did to Nutildah?
I cannot find anything but just some vague comments about Craig saying he will not go after nobodies, probably referring to Bitcointalk trolls like Nutildah and all the others, so apparently Nutildah is saying that Calvin ruined his online reputation, but he don't show any proof or whatsoever, but he seems serious about it calling Calvin a pedo and wishing him to die like McAfee. Now i think the crypto community needs to take this treats very serious because Nutildah has an history of drug addiction that gave him multiple psychological problems like anxiety and Obsessive compulsive disorder, i am not a big fan of BSV but i hold some, is my investment and i don't want anyone to harassing the members of the BSV community with death treats wishing them to die, that's too much.
I was told Nutildah is in the Philippines, last known address is in Avida Towers Aspira in the city of Cagayan de Oro, i also heard he probably moved and is now in Dumaguete living by the beach. He is known in the Philippino expat community for his addiction to pharmacological drugs, he is always talking how to purchase Ritalin from pharmacies without prescription.
I think the community needs to continue to keep an eye on him, his behavior its not normal, try reporting Nutildah to the barangay officials in the cities he lived in the Philippines, once the law catch him then we hope he can get deported back to America.
His name is Cyrus Mcnally and seems like a very dangerous person wishing other people to die and dating young Filippinas, is a danger for the people around him.
 

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I didn't see a 'memecoin' thread but I had to share this somewhere. Solana is having a moment:
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I swear if the government cracks down on crypto harder because people are making shit with racist names...
 
I didn't see a 'memecoin' thread but I had to share this somewhere. Solana is having a moment:
I swear if the government cracks down on crypto harder because people are making shit with racist names...
I keep on seeing solana as an ecosystem, dunno if it's going to last as it appears to be primarily NFT based and they seem to have faded in the last few years from their bored ape highs.

Also, why the hell was Sergei Nazarov from Chainlink memed on so much? He just looks like a normal guy, not a lolcow.
 
Considering how many weirdo degens are in cryptospace, I‘m surprised that the only person that really sticked here is Nutildah. I‘ve expected a much broader variety.
 
Considering how many weirdo degens are in cryptospace, I‘m surprised that the only person that really sticked here is Nutildah. I‘ve expected a much broader variety.
The blog who claims he's Satoshi, Craig Wright, is a bit of a weirdo....

Also there's whack grifter shit like that Crypto island with its bizarre video.
 
Considering how many weirdo degens are in cryptospace, I‘m surprised that the only person that really sticked here is Nutildah. I‘ve expected a much broader variety.

I see it as a bit of evidence that some content on KF is really about personal grudges of the posters. Otherwise why care about randos like that while ignoring true popcorn?
 
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Considering how many weirdo degens are in cryptospace, I‘m surprised that the only person that really sticked here is Nutildah. I‘ve expected a much broader variety.

I'm surprised as well. Most of the information in this thread about nutildah is false, and all the hate stems from this:


So basically I wrote up one of the first major exposes of Craig Wright (aka Faketoshi). It gained a lot of traction. Years later I was told by a BSV developer that Calvin Ayre pays out bounties to dox & harass basically anybody he doesn't like, and that he had personally made me a target.

Now that Faketoshi is rekt, the discussion about me has died down quite a bit (with the exception of the one guy who posted on this page -- I know who he is but he's not worth talking about).

To set the record straight:

- I never wished harm upon Craig or the BSV loons.
- I didn't dox Craig's sister.

Everything else you're free to speculate about to your heart's content; that is, if you actually care, and you probably don't...

Just wanted to leave that Bitcointalk link here as this thread is a pretty unbalanced and unhinged portrayal of who I actually am. What's fun is Grok incorporates it into their assessment of me, LOL. That's why I stand before you here today.

Thank you, and goodbye.
 
So basically I wrote up one of the first major exposes of Craig Wright (aka Faketoshi). It gained a lot of traction. Years later I was told by a BSV developer that Calvin Ayre pays out bounties to dox & harass basically anybody he doesn't like, and that he had personally made me a target.

Interesting take — but no.


Cyrus Mcnally is a public figure. People follow his life not because he’s relevant, but because his slow-motion collapse is bizarrely fascinating — like watching a bear try to use a vending machine.


You say you were targeted because you wrote an article about Craig Wright. Sure, maybe that got some attention… but let’s not pretend that’s the only reason people know who you are.


You’re also the one who minted the first token literally called Shitcoin. You write for Cointelegraph. You play music, claim to be a neuroscientist, shill science mags, shill casinos, promote mixers in your Bitcointalk signature, created a dozen tokens on Dogeparty and Counterparty, took some kind of senior position at Dogeparty, constantly inject yourself into Dogecoin discussions on Twitter, and once tried to beg for money on GoFundMe to fund your escape to the Philippines.


You’ve been online for decades doing all this. So no — people aren’t interested in you because of one dusty Faketoshi takedown post from a dead forum. That’s just your coping narrative. You’re being watched because you’ve turned your whole life into content. And now the content’s watching back.


Now, back to Cyrus.


Seems like karma finally caught up after he went around wishing death on Calvin. Ever since, his health’s been in rapid decline. I’m not a doctor — and I don’t have full access to his medical chart — but some things have leaked out through the Bitcointalk Telegram, and what I can piece together paints a grim picture.


The symptoms? Slurred speech. Disorientation. Poor spatial awareness. Uncontrollable shaking in his left leg. His entire right arm is spasming from shoulder to hand, movement’s barely functional. Gait's unstable — right leg likely compromised too. Add to that obsessive behavior: doomscrolling the same screen for hours, nail biting until they bleed.


Regular headaches, heartburn, inflamed tonsils and lymph nodes. His immune system is basically on vacation. Catches every virus, fungus, and parasite floating around the island. He’s got fatty liver, muscle wasting, and what sounds like chronic inflammation brewing from untreated dental decay. We’re talking about rotting gums, tooth loss, and a bacterial swamp in his mouth — all likely remnants from past meth use. If he’s not rinsing with Listerine by the liter, he should be. But Listerine costs money. Beer’s cheaper. So that’s probably his go-to antiseptic.


Now — rumors say he suffered a stroke back in 2020 when he vanished from Bitcointalk. I don’t buy it. I even asked Grok, and he leans toward degenerative brain disease — pick your poison: early-onset Parkinson’s, multiple sclerosis, some creeping neuro-autoimmune decay. My guess? His body’s waving the white flag.


And that’s just the health side. Financially, it’s been a freefall.


He went from paying ₱25,000/month in Cagayan de Oro to scraping by in Dumaguete on a fraction of that. Now he’s renting some hut in the middle of nowhere — rent’s probably paid in rice and chicken. His new girlfriend helps cover the bills.


He’s struggling to pay back a $100 loan from Bitcointalk. Recently asked how to recover dust from an ancient Bitcoin wallet worth less than $1k. That’s how low it’s gotten.


And let’s not forget the Shitcoin rug. Yep. He sent ETH from the project wallet directly to Bitrefill. Gave zero explanation. Community funds. Gone. Classic dev move. Just another failed project in the altcoin graveyard.


The spiral is brutal to witness.


And now, as of July 1st, visa extensions in the Philippines just got pricier — ₱4,000 every two months. Another weight on his back.

Cyrus used to be the “smart guy” in the thread. The DJ from Hawaii, spinning electronic music and Satoshi quotes, the dev with an angle, the troll who punched up. Now? He’s barely holding on. Some people are watching this like a crypto documentary in real time — not out of hate, but pure disbelief. How did this happen?


If there’s any dignity left, he should book a one-way ticket back to the U.S. and beg his family to pay for treatment. If not? Then lean into it. Start a YouTube channel. Turn the collapse into content. Document the symptoms, the debts, the daily struggle. Maybe there’s an audience out there for that kind of slow-motion wreckage. The washed-up DJ, the failed dev, the broke expat with shaking limbs and a ₱4,000 visa fee he can’t afford — it’s depressing, but real. And real sells.


Who knows — maybe he can finally make a living by monetizing his own downfall. Let the world watch the last chapters of a promising mind slowly rotting in the tropics. Call it performance art. Or just call it what it is: the final career move of a man who ran out of options.


He probably has less than $500 left.


The descent continues.


Can we add here BayAreaCoins?

Sure, why not!
This is another idiot in a similar category than Cyrus Mcnally

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