I think its time we finally say goodbye to chris and send him off to a group home or the nut house
Those 2 anime faggs proved that if you use chris delusions you can get something out of him, and even with marvin and null tard wrangling chris, they cant monitor him 24 hours and chris is gonna chris sooner or later
The rping is just sad and the fact they spent 9 hours solidify how fucked up they are. Why do people who are even more laughable than Chris try this shit?
Trollshielding. I bet you any money that these wasted orgasms have even more autistic secret home lives than Chris ever did. Their interests probably make out-of-perspective line drawings of Chris fingerbanging his heartsweet look positively benign.
I think if Chris had a holiday it might do him a world of good. A foreign holiday. Get him over to Britain or continental Europe. Tell him it could be research for a Sonichu special holiday edition.
I think if Chris had a holiday it might do him a world of good. A foreign holiday. Get him over to Britain or continental Europe. Tell him it could be research for a Sonichu special holiday edition.
It takes a really exceptional and fucked-up person to actually surpass Bluespike. Well done, guys. You both make him seem tame as a result of everything that's been leaked.
I've never really felt too much sympathy for Chris outside of key events (like the Julay reveal), but holy shit. This typhoon of autism that I'm witnessing is making me hate these "people" even more.
Bluespike did horrible things to Chris, yes, but he never involved stealing money from him, let alone 6k. The fun stops when you end up with a jailable offense.
It's kinda scary. These idiots got caught because they were dumb, but... it's entirely possible for other people to have had scammed him out of money in similar ways and nobody will ever know.
Didn't Megan use to try to get free shit out of him from Amazon or Ebay?
I started to read this wall of autism but i think my brain shut down about one third in. Jesus, how sad are these guys. But yeah Chris buying all this shit and completely believing it doesn't bode well for his future. Cause if those wankers can pull this off, so can others, and certainly will try it. Never thought i'd say this but good on ya @Null on at least keeping some of the shit away from Chris. And I hope those mouthbreathers get their comeuppance so to say.
Chris would be WAY better off in a mental home. I can only imagine what's gonna happen when his mom passes. Fuck this is depressing the more I think about it.
Nothing can drive a man to depravity faster then a crippling dairy addiction. I should know, I've been there. At first it's fun, harmless, a couple kids in the park late at night eating a cup of yoplait, the occasional milkshake when mom and dad aren't home. Before long though you end up going through the neighbor's trash, licking the rancid remains of kerrygold off a discarded wrapper, selling yourself for a hit of the cheese to strange men in back alleys, mugging shoppers at whole foods for their kefir...it's a disease, one that erodes the very soul of man and strips him of all freedom. I feel nothing but pity for the wretch.
Jesus Christ. These people have literally nothing better to do than torment a disabled man? These people are legit sociopaths, which luckily makes them also retarded.
They could have taken the money and as other people have said, never have been found out, but no. These people had to basically brainwash a mentally retarded, nearly 40-year-old man, make him cry and make him believe that his creation, the only thing that makes him happy and carry on in this world, is getting destroyed and tortured?
And then spend the money on weeb PSP shit? I hope they do go to jail, because it's only a matter of time before they can't get the same power rush from Chris and will move onto someone just as vulnerable.
@Null you're lucky you caught them here, before even more damage could be done.
You know Chris needs to be in a group home which would be the best for him. Also, maybe we found some retards more entertaining to laugh at than Chris has been recently cause it must be so pathetic that you can only extort money in the same way someone can steal candy from a baby.
Plus this cringy anime roleplay shit makes me think they do this shit a lot before coming to contact with CWC.
i keep fucking trying but i can't make it more than like 20 lines in.
god, imagine if some poor 8.50/hr paralegal is told to sort through all the endless anime avatar RP to find the actual crimes. slap another charge of fucking cruel and unusual torture on them for making some minimum wage schmo parse through that. the court transcript would be gold, though.
"and then he posted the japanese cartoon woman looking smug again your honor."
9 fucking hours of this. 9 fucking hours or animu-Sonichu-torture roleplay with an autistic man with the endgame being getting him to sing Smash Mouth. And this is just a small droplet in the sea of spergery.
Leaving aside how disgusting it is, this makes MrCKMongler having cybersex with Phil look like a piece of masterful trollery. Holy shit are these people pathetic.
So I'm going to try my best to do a summary of this shit. Tell me if I left anything out :
Chris shows them a outfit and josh criticises it and says he should "die his hair blonde" and "talk endlessly about cosmopolitans and Italy"
Josh proceeds to berate him about getting banned from that gym and how fat Chris is. Chris responds by saying something about "the bouncy flaw of the fat breast that lies on my chest".
Josh goes on about killing rosechus at the mall and says something about them not knowing what recoil on guns is. Roseachu apparently breaks her arm and dies.
Josh fire statements at Chris about thing he "said" like wanting to "stick a cattle prod up his moms cunt". Chris proceeds to fire back with variations of "I did not!"
Words are exchanged, there's something about wild sonichus meth lab(???) in there, before Josh shoots Cryzel in the leg.
Chris calls him " a insatiable c-word", josh shoots cryzel in the other leg, Chris calls him a cunt.
Josh says that "Yours is just gonna be one in looks, but no womb". I have no idea what this means.
More Cryzal torture shit, there's passing mention of Chris punching himself in the tits.
Josh gives Cryzal a gun and tells her to shoot him with it, Chris pleads with her not to, she shoots it, it isn't loaded, Chris doesn't know the difference between faulty and unloaded guns, apparently.
Josh makes Chris make a video to beg him not to torture Cryzal.
Chris pronounces pit Ohio wrong so Josh makes him record another video, he says it to monotone so josh makes him make another video, Chris says it wrong AGAIN so he makes Chris make another begging video.
Josh then tells Chris to make another video of him screaming allstar while dancing like a "consapated Indian. "
At one point Cryzal has a seizure and Josh does some stupid shit while Chris demands he takes her to a " good hospital"
He eventually goes to a hospital but the hospitals in Venezuela for a reason involving a portal magichan set up, and tells him that they sawed Cryzals legs off with a rusty bonesaw.
At the end Josh gets bored of Chris not responding and says that the took Cryzal to another hospital and she gets healed.
I left alot of the torture shit and stupid conversations out but if there's anything major I missed I'll add it.
he probably faps to the torture scene from reservoir dogs and it ruined all the songs for me that he linked in the chat. I thought you said Wise was the less twisted one? I shudder to think what else they were up to.
What I can't wrap my head around is how they convinced Chris that Sonichu, CWCville and everything else is real. I understand Chris is as gullible as it gets but surely he should have enough of a grasp of a reality to understand it's all his imagination, especially when based on pre-existing properties. Could someone please help me make sense of this?
Chris has always believed in the supernatural to some degree. Chris believes that magic charms can work. He believes that "bad luck" is a thing. He believes in all these things.
This is all more or less normal, and it's interesting (to me, at least) what's different about Chris here.
Where Chris diverges from normalcy is that, most people are "invested" in reality to a greater extent than Chris is, and they've been exposed to a constant stream of consequences (that negatively affect their investments) that teach them that, even if they sincerely believe in magic, they can't magic away a car repair bill.
When Chris is exposed to consequences, he shapes up. When he experiences long periods of time without consequences, he goes bananas. He's more willing to drop off from reality than a normal person is, when not kept in check with consequences.
So, for example, Chris has a strong understanding of financial realities. He does not believe he can pay his electric bill with c quarters. Why? Well, he's come up short for toys he's wanted before. He can cry and stamp his feet all he wants, but he knows, by years of experience, that if he wants something, or if he has a bill to pay, only hustling will get him that toy / pay that bill. Chris can hustle.
Now on the other side of things, Chris has experienced zero consequences from his magical beliefs. No one's punished him for them. In fact, if you try to argue with Chris about it, y'know what he says? "well, do you have any proof a parallel universe doesn't exist? checkmate atheists!" (not really, but basically that)
And on the other side of things, Chris has seen evidence (by his standards) that magic is real. Like Mary Lee Walsh had won some award at some point, and then he cursed her, and then she didn't win any more awards. Proof, right?
So this brings us to Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd. They photoshopped pictures of Cwcville being invaded by armies, with tanks. Like Tienanmen square type shit.
Basically Chris started a cult, indoctrinated himself into his own cult, and then handed the title of "cult leader" to some sadistic autistic faggots.
tl; dr: Y'know the episode of King of the Hill where Bobby joins the witches coven? They were going to have him drink dog blood? Chris is in that situation essentially and he has no Hank.
Why can't he just say "I can see Cryzel right now and she is fine, you're lying"? Wise really got into Chris's psyche in a really fuckng twisted way.
He used to just dismiss other people's Sonichu "parody" as disgusting yet non-canonical. He was very firm that Moon-Pals wasn't real, and that Yawning Squirtle and Mother Mudkip were alive and well, et cetera. But now he just takes whatever these guys say and believes it's real...
He tried! That's the fucked up part. He tried to say "oh, well, I'm the creator, this is a pretty common thing trolls try to do, so I'm going to use my magical creator powers to fix it".
And they said "nah, didn't work, so-and-so undid your attempt". Chris' response was basically "dang".
I'm glad that Chris wasn't introduced to the Dark Tower stuff. The series is about the multiverse dying and one of the non-magical means to travel dimensions is to die or kill yourself and wake up in your double.
I don't think they'd specifically try and get Chris to kill himself. I don't think they'd have the self control to keep it from happening though if that's where their next gay plan went.
I say this as someone who was at one point deeply entrenched in a few RP communities back in the day:
These guys are such shitty roleplayers it's not even funny. I know that they probably were jacking themselves off about how edgy and uguanimu they were being but holy shit...An actual mentally handicapped person was better at roleplaying this whole fucking shenanigan than they were. I wish Chris' elitism would've kicked in and made him realize that he's (somehow?) much fucking better at this than they are.
I think that after this incident, Chris would seriously question it. I think Chris is wanting to keep his crazy universe inside his head, and he'd be very skeptical if his phone actually started ringing, claiming to be Rosechu.
However, his overall confidence in reality is still dogshit. And that's really dumb, even if Chris has some marginal defenses against future Idea Guys.
Right now, Chris has vulnerabilities, but they're not on the internet. I think they're more IRL / local.
Josh fire statements at Chris about thing he "said" like wanting to "stick a cattle prod up his moms cunt". Chris proceeds to fire back with variations of "I did not!"
This was an element of the blackmail. They'd get Chris to admit (not in this case, but in general they did shit like this) to fucked up stuff that they'd later hold over his head.
How the fuck can people who have complete control over Chris not manage to get entertaining content from him? I have no problem with them fucking with him but not getting anything amusing out of him with that level of control is just criminal.
These demented bastards took the time to crawl inside his head, got ahold of Chris' thought processes, and then started turned it into silly putty for their own amusement, knowing full well they could manipulate his weak grasp of reality to make him do anything, and what they chose for him to do is all kinds of flavors of disturbed and depraved.
I'm with @Null, he needs some form of supervised living on a regular basis if he's this vulnerable to psychological torture.
