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- Feb 26, 2019
At least then we wouldn't have had to settle for shit cigars and Turkish tobacco.... although we would probably never have gotten their tasty sandwiches.Why didn't the US just annex Cuba in the first place?
Honestly, I'd rather have the sandwiches than their cigars.
From what I understand, it was always about money. The Northern bankers & industrialists didn't want to lose their offshore tax-haven or create competition; while the South basically wanted access to Cuba's agriculture market without tariffs, along with potential for a new industrial & shipping base outside the North.Antebellum Southern senators very much wanted to and Northern senators were strongly against it because it would de facto become another slave state. Later during the Spanish-American war when the slavery question was no longer relevant Congress specifically barred the US from annexing Cuba for various reasons (sugar planters didn't want to get their lunch eaten, no one really wanted to deal with a large new population of blacks and worse, C*tholics), and settled for making it a client state instead.
But from growing up around Cubans across many generations, all I heard about was food without foreign influence (and bitterness over Castro pulling the old switcheroo on them). It sucks they're too poor for either; the dickswinging contest between East & West guaranteed nobody won (except the Castro's).