Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[Alex Hogendorp]

I really want that onion but I've gained enough weight this year

I was thinking of getting that onion too but lines were too long.

 

[AnOminous]

I really want that onion but I've gained enough weight this year

The lack of beef broth is kind of a dealbreaker. I'd like about a third of that thing.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Some tasty goodies from years past.


Fruited Turkey Sandwiches (Better Home and Gardens Five Seasons Cranberry Book, 1971)


Shrimp Nantua (Gourmet Magazine, 1968 )


Lucky Pigs (Lambeth Method of Cake Decoration and Pratical Pastries, 1960)


Fantastic Lobster Salad Plate (Mailbox News Magazine, 1971)


Galantine of Turkey (Southern Living Annual Recipes, 1985)


Friendly Fish in a Sleeping Bag (Pillsbury Family Fun CookBook, 1983)


Pie Sandwiches (Five Star Favorite Recipes from Friends of Mamie and Ike, 1974)

 

[mindlessobserver]

I have so MANY questions.

 

[Tablet County]

I once ate a pb&j cheeseburger. Eating it made me feel like a disgusting abomination piece of shit.
It was pretty good though.

 

[mindlessobserver]

 

[Archeops]

Here’s one I found yesterday: a blue raspberry Slurpee Drumstick cone.

It looks atrocious and to some people it may also taste as such, but I decided to give it a try. It’s not that bad, the blue raspberry flavor compliments the vanilla a bit. The only thing I find disgusting is the use of Drumstick’s standard chocolatey inner coating/cone tip, that should’ve been replaced with something else.

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Everything but the fry-dipping at the end isn’t so bad when you remember that can find even weirder combinations in your local grocer’s freezer section while the fry-dipping itself is no different than dipping fries in a milkshake.

 

[AnOminous]

It looks atrocious and to some people it may also taste as such, but I decided to give it a try. It’s not that bad, the blue raspberry flavor compliments the vanilla a bit. The only thing I find disgusting is the use of Drumstick’s standard chocolatey inner coating/cone tip, that should’ve been replaced with something else.

I don't even care. Fucking JIHAD!

 

[WonderWino]

Here’s one I found yesterday: a blue raspberry Slurpee Drumstick cone.
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It looks atrocious and to some people it may also taste as such, but I decided to give it a try. It’s not that bad, the blue raspberry flavor compliments the vanilla a bit. The only thing I find disgusting is the use of Drumstick’s standard chocolatey inner coating/cone tip, that should’ve been replaced with something else.

Everything but the fry-dipping at the end isn’t so bad when you remember that can find even weirder combinations in your local grocer’s freezer section while the fry-dipping itself is no different than dipping fries in a milkshake.

As someone who usually likes blue raspberry flavored things.....no fucking way would I ever think about eating that

 

[Archeops]

As someone who usually likes blue raspberry flavored things.....no fucking way would I ever think about eating that

Yeah, it was a one-and-done thing. The blue raspberry ice cream isn’t even ice cream, it’s the same frozen “foam” that makes up those characher-shaped bars you can get from your local ice cream truck.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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This classic.

>two bottoms is actually useable and probably tasty
>two tops is too much bread, impossible to hold and not as balanced
is that their way of saying homos suck but lesbos are alright? thanks chris

 

[Valstrax]

I once ate a pb&j cheeseburger. Eating it made me feel like a disgusting abomination piece of shit.
It was pretty good though.

I once made a s'mores grilled cheese, except you replace the cheese in the middle with stuff like marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers and maybe a bit of jam if you're feeling spicy. It's an unholy matrimony of sweetness, but it tastes good.

 

[AnOminous]

I once made a s'mores grilled cheese, except you replace the cheese in the middle with stuff like marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers and maybe a bit of jam if you're feeling spicy. It's an unholy matrimony of sweetness, but it tastes good.

The only atrocious food worth eating is the famous Elvis sandwich, the one with grilled banana, crispy bacon, and peanut butter toasted on bread. Or the equally atrocious Fool's Good Loaf that basically consisted of hollowing out a loaf of bread and filling with the same ingredients. Elvis famously flew out to Colorado with friends just to eat this atrocity.

Do not eat this more than once a year or you will die like Elvis did.

 

[melty]

The only atrocious food worth eating is the famous Elvis sandwich, the one with grilled banana, crispy bacon, and peanut butter toasted on bread. Or the equally atrocious Fool's Good Loaf that basically consisted of hollowing out a loaf of bread and filling with the same ingredients. Elvis famously flew out to Colorado with friends just to eat this atrocity.

Do not eat this more than once a year or you will die like Elvis did.

When I was little, my dad always told me that Elvis died because of those sandwiches.

 

[AnOminous]

When I was little, my dad always told me that Elvis died because of those sandwiches.

The opioids probably had a lot more to do with it. He was fat, but he died on the crapper trying to squeeze out his own "Fool's Gold" loaf. That's opioid constipation.

 

[ExFoedere]

source: https://takagiramen.com/menu_item/salted-egg-crab-ramen/

 

[OrionBalls]

From Thaihey NOLA. Sounds weird, tastes great!

Khao Soi Chicken
Northern style yellow curry noodle soup served with fried egg noodle, pickled mustard green, cilantro, and fried chicken

 

[A Crow Looked at Me]

Recent abominations I like to make:
- Greek yogurt mixed with cocoa powder, frozen for an hour, topped with banana chips and hot peanut butter
- Pumpkin puree, oatmeal, raisins, enough pumpkin spice to kill a man, spread thin and baked into squares, then filled with cream cheese
- Chicken thighs and kale chips, air fried, then dipped in peanut butter and honey mustard

Spoiler: 🏳️‍🌈

Not sure if bulking or food addiction