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Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food
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One year for Christmas, my mother made cornbread dressing with ground sage that had gone rancid. That was our family's introduction to the fact that spices expire and need to be replaced.
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We just found Guillaume Labelle's favorite pizza.Here's an atrocity I want to show you.
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It smells like cow shit. It contained cow shit. How exactly is this supposed to qualify as good food?
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You mistake cow stomach for cow intestine.
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At some point you go from it being "pizza" to "stuff piled on a piece of flatbread" and I feel like this has crossed that line.Here's an atrocity I want to show you.
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Bart get out I'm cake.
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Not quite a culinary atrocity, but definitely some kind of atrocity. At least it’s funny and probably still tasted good.
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Who wants a bowl of fish cum soup?
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Ok which one of you degenerates did this?
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It took me a second to get the joke.
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Not gonna lie, I'd definitely get high and fuck up that country style pizza. It's basically a KFC Famous Bowl, cooked on the fuckin biscuit. I could see myself trying that shit.
This shit right here is extremely upsetting to me. White people are paying $20+ per pie for this nonsense.
Sweet potatoes and marshmallows though, that's too much for me. In fact, fuck marshmallows in general. Shit ruins everything, especially if they're in hot chocolate. Who the fuck wants to drink sticky sugar clumps with their cocoa? And while I'm at it, fuck all the people that enjoy Easter time because "muh peeps". Peeps are straight up bullshit too, stop fucking lying.
Charlie Delicious
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It's called Pacha. From what I hear the muslims love this stuff.
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My Grandma literally has food in her basement from the year 2000, and she thinks it's fine to eat
Also yes, she has a resident evil fridge
Also yes, she has a resident evil fridge
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Other than the resident evil fridge she's fine with taking care of herself thankfully.Might be time for a home. God damn.
One day I'm gonna go deal with the resident evil fridge because holy shit
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What about Camembert Cheese? Would you class that as an atrocity