Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[AnOminous]

Seafood shouldn't be frozen or in a jar, it's very fickle and can easily go bad.

Bonito flakes live almost as long as hardtack.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Cooking with Planned Parenthood

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Cooking with Planned Parenthood

Fuck me in the ass, are those shallots or garlic cloves?

 

[MalWart]

My brother ordered one of these to share with his roommates while he was in college. As bizarre as it is, he said it actually wasn't too bad.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone else think that caviar sucks and there are much better tasting fish eggs?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Does anyone else think that caviar sucks and there are much better tasting fish eggs?

nothing beats sturgeon though

 

[Most Epic Newfag]

I don't know if anyone has already said it but the sketti that Honey Boo Boo and co. eat is disgusting.

 

[Somsnosa]

Does anyone else think that caviar sucks and there are much better tasting fish eggs?

All stereotype expensive food suck balls and people eat them only cause they're rare and hard to get, not cause they taste any good. "Delicacy" my ass

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I don't know if anyone has already said it but the sketti that Honey Boo Boo and co. eat is disgusting.

it's actual diabetes on a plate and i have the type 2

 

[de_DEVIL_tails]

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Fuck you.

Here's an atrocity I want to show you.

Spoiler: Pizza?

Nigga fuck you thats poutine pizza

 

[Super Collie]

Does anyone else think that caviar sucks and there are much better tasting fish eggs?

Salmon roe on certain types of sushi is pretty good. But yeah, I think traditional jarred caviar is unpalatable.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

hot dogs are good for anal play
especially the cheese filled ones because that can simulate jizzing

Ignoring the hotdog comment, but those banana split oreos actually weren't bad.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Ignoring the hotdog comment, but those banana split oreos actually weren't bad.

How do you rate the fake banana flavor? Sometimes it gets too overwhelming for me.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

How do you rate the fake banana flavor? Sometimes it gets too overwhelming for me.

It’s been too long since I’ve had them to rate it but I don’t remember it being too overpowering. That’s just my opinion though, you may think otherwise if you ever try them.

 

[Trombonista]

Cooking with Planned Parenthood

Umm... at least the bacon looks good?

 

[Uncle Warren]

Cooking with Planned Parenthood

What's the difference between a jew and a baby?

I don't eat the jew when he's out of the oven.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

 

[neverendingmidi]

I’m terrified that some of my family members would eat the second. Certain people eat peanut butter/honey/bologna/mustard sandwiches which makes me gag everytime I think about it.

 

[Super Collie]

I legit thought the second one was some kind of sliced ham and cheetos until I looked closer. You sort of had me sold up until I realized it was actually peanut butter. (I'm the type of person who likes french fries on a cheeseburger, so cheetos on a sandwich isn't too far of a stretch.)

 

[Caesare]

(I'm the type of person who likes french fries on a cheeseburger, so cheetos on a sandwich isn't too far of a stretch.)

French fries on a cheeseburger/potato chips on a ham sandwich is glorious.