Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[neverendingmidi]

Only the English would think to stick a whole fish inside of a pastry.

Ah stargazy pie. The British have done a number of crimes against food.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Ah stargazy pie. The British have done a number of crimes against food.

Case in point, jellied eels:

 

[drtoboggan]

The KFC bowls are sadness and failure in food form.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Case in point, jellied eels:

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Man, fuck jellied eels. I can eat all sorts of things that other people can’t stand and come back for more, but I draw the line at jellied eels.

I can deal with the eels, it’s the jelly I can’t stand. Disgusting flavourless goo.

 

[Big Nasty]

I once ate a burrito that made my farts smell like burning plastic.

 

[DangerousGas]

I once ate a burrito that made my farts smell like burning plastic.

Hot.

 

[neverendingmidi]

This is from tumblr, the person has a habit of trying terrible recipes. There was the Avocado Pie, the Ham Slices Around Bananas with Hollandaise Sauce, aaaaaannnndddd....

Meat Candy

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The only good thing about sandwiches is that they're handy. If people can put any meal inside a sandwich, they will.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph this is what the Cajun guy from Apocalypse Now was describing when he was talking about the grey meat.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

mama mia this is not italian

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

mama mia this is not italian

Whuuuuuuh? *ack ack snort* you don't know what your talking about dood kahman I always have Nachos Bell Grande covered in Sunday gravy it's as Italian as I am *ack ack, stops his shitty stream to ban some people on twitch*.

 

[XYZpdq]

mama mia this is not italian

I'm missing something I guess. It's nachos but it's got more like a thick meat pasta sauce and mozzerella or some other white cheese?
That sounds okay.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm missing something I guess. It's nachos but it's got more like a thick meat pasta sauce and mozzerella or some other white cheese?
That sounds okay.

Best guess is that's it queso Oaxaca (tasty stuff btw).

 

[neverendingmidi]

Best guess is that's it queso Oaxaca (tasty stuff btw).

I thought it was Italian "nachos", i.e. tortilla chips with meat and tomato sauce and mozzarella.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It could be a plate of fusion nachos I can't tell I'm just speculating as to what kind of cheese is on there if it' supposed to be more in the Mexican realm of things.

 

[Terrorist]

as an italian, frozen pizza makes me want to kill people

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[Tramadol]

I don't have a photo of it, but an atrocity against food happened to me once. I was making some rice krispies treats to eat later, I was pouring the rice krispies into the marshmallow mixture, Someone bumped into me and I dropped the giant bag of Rice Krispies (We get the off brand bags you get in bulk) on to the still hot stove burner which burned a hole into the plastic bag. The entire bag of krispies fell out onto the burner, making our entire place smell like burning rice krispies and plastic for like two hours. The oven almost got ruined as the burner had burnt krispies stuck to it

 

[Shokew]

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Are those chocolate sprinkles??? If so, yeah - to whomever made THAT, fuck right off!

as an italian, frozen pizza makes me want to kill people

This is why delivery is still king, even in the "future".

 

[XYZpdq]

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Yeah I'm gonna need a walkthrough on what that even is.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Are those chocolate sprinkles??? If so, yeah - to whomever made THAT, fuck right off!

Yeah I'm gonna need a walkthrough on what that even is.

Yes, that's sprinkles and margarine. It's supposedly popular in Holland and Belgium.