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The OP of the thread is good for all the stuff the wiki article didn't get to.

Yeah, I'm a tard, Tooter's thread is by far not the worst and people have done a good job of making it way less impenetrable than the 1200 page monsters like Autphag, Watson, the former Shaner thread, etc. My apologies. I still feel as if cows dictate the flow of conversation way too much if they're allowed in their own threads.
 
Yeah, I'm a tard, Tooter's thread is by far not the worst and people have done a good job of making it way less impenetrable than the 1200 page monsters like Autphag, Watson, the former Shaner thread, etc. My apologies. I still feel as if cows dictate the flow of conversation way too much if they're allowed in their own threads.
It's mainly the "lol you're a tard". If people would lol calm down and actually try to get content it wouldn't be a problem.
 
It's mainly the "lol you're a tard". If people would lol calm down and actually try to get content it wouldn't be a problem.
That's exactly what the issue was with the first SolidMario thread.
 
Yeah, I'm a tard, Tooter's thread is by far not the worst and people have done a good job of making it way less impenetrable than the 1200 page monsters like Autphag, Watson, the former Shaner thread, etc. My apologies. I still feel as if cows dictate the flow of conversation way too much if they're allowed in their own threads.

Tom tends to post in spurts on here and then fades away to let everyone else post actual content, and occasionally he'll post something on here where he fesses up to some other bizarre, tasteless, or fucked-up thing he does out of the blue. He's been temporarily threadbanned (and sitewide banned) a few times in the past and banning him again if he goes back to doing the shit that gets him put into timeout would be no problem.
 
That's exactly what the issue was with the first SolidMario thread.
Everyone screaming"Bartfucker" people need to learn how to milk a cow instead screamimg at them in an autistic rage.
 
Everyone screaming"Bartfucker" people need to learn how to tard cum a cow instead screamimg at them in an autistic rage.
Take everytime I post old comments from his original dA, or when I got the BlackBusterCritic video he's flagged off everywhere for example. Never did I have to spam 100s of pages screaming Bartfucker.
 
Aren't you an admin on a splinter site that was made because I was too mean to trannies?
No. I have an account @Glaive's site from when KF went down. I'm certainly no admin. Where did you get that info lmfao. Try a better source.
 
Try a better source? What? Why are you chimping out so hard in this thread? Did I prefix one of your threads or some shit?
Speaking my mind is chimping now? Seriously what idiot told you I'm an admin anywhere.
 
The first 50 pages of the Autphag thread are just as impenetrable as the last 50. It almost depends at this point on knowing that he had this relationship with David Chac, etc. and without knowing just how much Introman is interacting with him behind the scenes, it may as well have been kayfabe the whole way through (and I don't just mean him claiming he's a trollsona or that "Sophie" was never meant to be real, etc.) I guess the few of us left have the attitude that if the bear is right there handing you sharp sticks, you might as well poke it, but in the poking process even more bizarre shit has in fact come out, as in the SolidMario doxing.
  • His alleged trip to the North Korean embassy in London is an example of an event whose truth claim is completely unprovable and thus, per Null's remarks on Gail Schuler, isn't funny.
  • However, now that David Chac is (also allegedly) back in his life, he's insisting that he actually knows how to raise children and that he would do it by psych-drugging them so they would be obedient; giving them his own works to read from a very early age; and that once they're nominally legal, he will marry his niece, with the full agreement of his sister, off to one of his cronies who is/will be like 20 years older than she is. The funny here comes from the fact that he self-reports people's reactions to his bullshit with no filter, and cannot tell that what his sister actually said about the matter -- culminating in "Give it time, Chris" -- does not actually constitute total agreement with his plan, given said niece is 4.
  • What is really funny, if true, is that Aut is said to be trying to adopt a "street" personality, at which, online at least, he is hilariously failing because he can't not write like he ate a thesaurus, no matter how many times he throws in "ain't."
But dude, you've had the absolute authority to lock any thread at any time for any reason. Brianna Wu and Marjan Siklic have each managed three threads of bullshit. Where is the difference? Marjan's shitposting is just as repetitive as Autphag's. More so even, because he's dumber (like his recent crusade to get people to take his dox off lolcow.wiki). Legit, why is he funnier?

Also, I can't speak for most of the other people still posting on Autphag's thread, but I think there is a feeling that left to his own devices, he does produce new content (the Fareal barrage, whether or not it's true that she set "Julay" as her password which schoolmates of Aut's hacked to fuck with him, was firmly in the "not funny" category) and that he continues to reveal things about which the late, great BILLY MAYS would justifiably ask, "WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU REVEAL THAT INFORMATION?" Probably the more moralfaggy people in that thread are also trying to make sure he doesn't announce some kind of spree killing plans on that thread that Someone (tm) would have to Warn Someone (tm) about, which tbh is where the Russell Greer thread is starting to go. Barbarella and a couple of others have been making noises that Greer is going to pull an Elliott Rodger if his lawsuit vs. Ariana Grande is rejected. Again, maybe I'm stupid about these things, but in terms of the "announcing your intent to kill people" thing, what actually is the difference? (Except Greer's far greater likelihood to be able to lay hands on a weapon that would hurt more than just himself, but I don't want to take a sharp turn into politics here...)
 
But dude, you've had the absolute authority to lock any thread at any time for any reason. Brianna Wu and Marjan Siklic have each managed three threads of bullshit. Where is the difference? Marjan's shitposting is just as repetitive as Autphag's. More so even, because he's dumber (like his recent crusade to get people to take his dox off lolcow.wiki). Legit, why is he funnier?
Wu still does new and interesting things without prompting from anyone. Marjan is definitely Cult status and has been for years.
 
Admittedly I've been guilty of feeding the circlejerk of poking him (although I have no interest in affecting his personal life either way), but @Mikemikev's thread should probably get the Cultcow tag too (at least if he ever returns).
 
Also, I can't speak for most of the other people still posting on Autphag's thread, but I think there is a feeling that left to his own devices, he does produce new content

... but since he had a long and prolific history on Minichan, 8chan, and some other place before coming here, why was he then allowed on here in the first place? (I think a site ban for Marjan would be totally appropriate given he just sent DMs to about 400 people who have ever had anything to do with the wiki. Problem solved.)
 
cult cow=too involved with the site directly. gotcha.
Speaking my mind is chimping now?
What you've said so far is completely reasonable and insightful but tbh i was surprised it came from you. doesn't make it not true. shitposting is usually your game.
 
This is a great idea, and forgive me if this has been discussed already. How are we going to differentiate true cultcows against people like say, Dobson or Bob who just continue saying fucked up shit that draws attention? Seems like it'd be easy for a mod to jump over and slap on that tag, when it should really only apply to people really being gangstalked, and are mentally unstable.
 
These sound like my favorite kind of cows! When do we perform our Satanic ritual sacrifices on them? :lol:
 
As someone who posts in the Autphag thread, I mostly post there because it's obvious that without the Farms, all he'd have to listen to are the voices in his head, and they tell him North Korea is awesome, autistics should have child sex slaves, and that attacking his therapist over crazy shit that makes sense only to him was justified.

Most of the people in that thread, myself included, have mostly been telling him he's full of shit and his madness does not square with reality as opposed to trying to encourage his delusions. Maybe a tad moralfaggy, but given he's actually assaulted people, I consider that far better than the alternative.

Threads where people are actively fucking with crazy people and trying to further their paranoia, that's just alogging bullshit we don't need to encourage, especially if doing so could result in blood on our hands, if only at second hand, especially in the case of those prone to suicide or violence against others.
 
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