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Slap47 said:
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Lol? What a stupid man-hater bitch. The only son she'd ever conceive would have to be done with a turkey baster as she pretty clearly bats for the other team. Her potential son faces a childhood of hell and probably end up turned woman-hatingly incel or gay. At least thankfully she's ignorant enough to think circumcision somehow reduces sexual pleasure.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
The bruising to your bottom from plopping down in a brick chair is mild compared to getting stabbed by a jagged piece of metal or some broken glass that might be on the seat of an actual chair that's just sitting in someone's yard like that, and the latter is harder to detect.
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Or having bed bugs crawling all over you and into your house when you get home.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Do you think they fuck in those things?
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When I was in highschool my friends and I all ironically attended a local Elvis impersonator competition. It was full of wrinkly GenX ladies screaming ecstatically at every lame performance, and between impersonators, one of the organizers came out to talk about the amazing and magical community that surrounded Elvis impersonation. He used every possible euphemism and turn of phrase to avoid saying outright that there are backstage Elvis orgies.

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>Me locked up in isolation wishing I was out with the bois
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>The bois outside the local kindergarten wishing I was out there with them
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MCLOS Horthy said:
I pictured someone flopping down onto it in the dark, expecting a nice chair, and immediately shattering their spine.
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Way back a friend had couch with big soft cushions, cheap cushions that compressed like a hollow marshmallow when you sat down and you almost fell down because there was absolutely no support in those things, then you fell backwards like you flopped down into a rocking chair. The back cushions masked an unused marble windowsill behind it. Everyone cracked their head on that thing, didn't matter how tall or short they were. Towards midnight at every party he held every guest was drunk and half of them had a light concussion.

A different friend broke the cursed couch into pieces one day.
 
Judge Holden said:
>Me locked up in isolation wishing I was out with the bois
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>The bois outside the local kindergarten wishing I was out there with them
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I think the top one is a shoop.

If I can find it, I have a video starring "Jurassic Dick" whose package looks a LOT like that fat guy's is masturbating in the kitchen while tubas play in the background. I'd be happy to share with the classroom.

That whole cock and ball inflation thing is one of those kinks I just can't grok. You're never gonna fuck anyone ever again (or anyTHING except a camel maybe) with a huge deformed monster like that. You may as well as cut it off, because you're now a bottom bitch for life.
 
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Baloney Face said:
Dafuq? Simple explanation no more pix please.
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Ok here is the TLDR explaination

The Un-Clit said:
I think the top one is a shoop.

If I can find it, I have a video starring "Jurassic Dick" whose package looks a LOT like that fat guy's is masturbating in the kitchen while tubas play in the background. I'd be happy to share with the classroom.

That whole cock and ball inflation thing is one of those kinks I just can't grok. You're never gonna fuck anyone ever again with a deformed monster like that. You may as well as cut it off, because you're now a bottom bitch for life.
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Thing is, even if this particular example is fake, such inflation is still entirely possible as evidenced by the following crime against humanity
 
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The Un-Clit said:
I think the top one is a shoop.

If I can find it, I have a video starring "Jurassic Dick" whose package looks a LOT like that fat guy's is masturbating in the kitchen while tubas play in the background. I'd be happy to share with the classroom.

That whole cock and ball inflation thing is one of those kinks I just can't grok. You're never gonna fuck anyone ever again (or anyTHING except a camel maybe) with a huge deformed monster like that. You may as well as cut it off, because you're now a bottom bitch for life.
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It's a 'tarded fetish either way, but as I understand it, it's temporary if they only use saline. If they use silicone, well, we have a murdercow who can tell you about that.
 
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