CWC-isms, best and worst?

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Most CWC-isms annoy me because A) They're retarded. 2) They're usually chris dancing around something hes unnecessarily uncomfortable talking about. And I hate when people are indirect as a general rule of thumb. frie

But a few of them make me laugh.

Best: I thought Gaybian was funny. Maybe because when I was in middle school I used to joke about being a lesbian and thought it was funny back then. Sweetheart never bothered me. Sure he uses it too much and thats annoying. But the term itself is fine, if a little corny.

Worst: Damn near everything involved in the love quest.
-Boyfriend-Free girl was really grating to me. As if some girl is gonna have Chris as a side piece in addition to her real boyfriend.
-Noviopobia was just fucking dumb.
-Infinitely high boyfriend factor was more sad than annoying because it taps into Chris' failure to understand the world around him.
- Navy, comeuppance, duck, and china I found all particularly grating. Especially those last three because hes already one syllable off or already saying the word there. Why not just fucking say it?You're having phone/cybersex and you have to add "uppance" to the word "cum?" China sounds like something a 6 year old boy who just found out what a vagina is would use and I can't stand it because of that.
- The fuckery over naiive was really annoying to me. At 27 he still can't just open a dictionary and read what the word means.
- Hanky Panky. Any male other than Chris who uses this to describe what he wants to do sexually to someone is a pedophile. Hands down. No arguments. That shit don't even sound appealing.
 
My favorite part about these are we're responding to them in a way Chris probably wants, in that we're pointing out they're different and "quirky" and he probably aims to be as such to appear witty and less like an adult child autist.

Only none of them are actually witty at all and actually make us mock him more because they're stupid.
 
I like the term "crash into slumber" enough to want to use it in my daily vocabulary. Well, I would if people wouldn't stare at me in confusion of the term.
 
Mourning Dove said:
I like the term "crash into slumber" enough to want to use it in my daily vocabulary. Well, I would if people wouldn't stare at me in confusion of the term.
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To be fair, it's not that unusual a term. People say they're "crashing" when they go to sleep.
 
Best:
Boyfriend free girl
Attraction sign
B. Manajerk
Jerkop
Jerkhief
JULAY
Recycling
I found these terms quite funny for obvious reasons.


Worst:
Hanky Panky
Fuzzy-Wuzzies
Prickly Wicklies
Random access humor (most which is unfunny)
Scale of respect

The first three... He talks to us like we're four-year-olds, using these terms
His random access humor ... It's not like he's even trying to be funny. It's just babble to me.
And the scale of respect which was used on Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan.... Oh.... The level of retardation is nauseating The respect scale, if you recall, goes from 0-10 0=no respect 10=respect. This was chris' attempt to negotiate his way out of having to meet Mary face-to-face " I'll take down the signs, Stop my silent treatment of Susan, and knock you up ( very poor choice of words, obviously) two points on my scale of respect. 0=no respect 10=respect"
So, I'm assuming you don't get respect until you get a 10? Or is it varying degrees of respect? I highly doubt it's the latter of those two guesses. He doesn't even bother to tell them how many 'points' they have already. Granted, that was a long time ago, but still. I think Chris had, and maybe still has a distorted view on how respect actually works.
 
Best? Eh, can't really say. I hate his use of CWCisms primarily because they make his disjointed ramblings even more difficult to understand.

The worst though are all the terms he uses for expressing sexuality (duck, china, hanky panky, etc.). I said it months ago in a different topic but if you are comfortable enough with drawing pornographic images then you should at least be able to use the proper terms.
 
I actually really like "Monthly Tugboat," although his explanation does undermine its brilliance.

I always get a really good laugh of "slow-in-the-minds," especially when referred to as a "Window to Hell." (Great use of Selective Capitalization there.)
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
- Hanky Panky. Any male other than Chris who uses this to describe what he wants to do sexually to someone is a pedophile. MANOS down. No arguments. That shit don't even sound appealing.
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I love that one. It sounds so old-timey and not a hint it's a joke. It reminds me of a Madonna song on the Dick Tracy soundtrack. It was called "Hanky Panky" and I loved it when I was 4. :tomgirl:

There isn't a CWC-ism I don't like, save for Niggos for obvious reasons. They are a whirlwind of insanity and childishness.
 
I'll randomly drop "buh bye bay nose" into conversations with my friends, to a round of smirks or eyerolls.

"Lucrid" and "lucricities," I'll use in my own internal dialog if I'm not careful.

I've always enjoyed "q-sands," "sumbah," "soup hotel," "butt garments," and "heartsweet" because of how naïvely odd they are.

Like most everyone else, his sexual euphemisms like "duck," "china" and "tom-tom" make me cringe.
 
I love "crash into slumber." I use it in a positive way to describe how I feel after a day at a con or in a negative way after a particularly hellacious day at work. It's multi-functional!

"Sweetbolt" annoys the crap out of me. I have no idea why.

His use of "spot" is also grating. "A spot of wheeling and dealing" "A spot of psoriasis" "a spot of creative thinking." He sounds like he's trying to be sophisticated and failing horribly.
 
Ace_Reloaded said:
His use of "spot" is also grating. "A spot of wheeling and dealing" "A spot of psoriasis" "a spot of creative thinking." He sounds like he's trying to be sophisticated and failing horribly.
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So like Cole basically.
 
"Resident Evil Refrigerator" is my favorite.
TRUE and HONEST, Virgin With Rage, Break You Dead, Pedofork, Monthly Tugboat, Biological Clock,
are all good, whereas
"Laughs under Lucricities" I found really lame, and "niggo" is just stupid and offensive, not amusing.
 
Marvin said:
Uncle Linky said:
Honorable mention for worst: Ween.
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Heh, I don't even think that ween was a cwcism. That came from dipshit ED-type sperglords who described their trolling successes as "epic win," which we collapsed to "ween."
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I know. I still hate it though. *yawn*
 
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