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(REPOSTED FROM FURTHER UP N BECAUSE I FUCKED UP THE PUNCHLINE)

Why did Chris get arrested for leaving the scene of an accident on 10/28?

Because he just can't catch a brake.

Why is Chris not afraid of going to hell and being poked by the Devil's pitchfork?

Because he has already experienced the pain of a hot barb.

What did Chris say when Compy finally showed up at his house to kill him?

"Say hello to my little friend!"
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How did Chris cure the gay vampire?

He told him: "Drink my blood!"
 
How many Chris's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

You fuckin kidding ? He's sitting in the dark.
 
Why did Chris get kicked out of Catholic mass?

He tried to consecrate his mother's Holey Buttocks.
 
an indian, a construction worker, a sailor and chris walk into a bar....


a gay bar. because those were the village people with chris.
 
His sexuality.

Speaking of which, what do you get when you put Chris and a dirty ADF together?

THE FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES
 
A Catholic priest, a rabbi and Chris are out in the middle of Africa and they are caught by a tribe of headhunters.

The chief came up and says, "Afternoon gentlemen. You have your options: Death or 'Julay'."

First to answer is the rabbi, he says, "Perhaps there is an afterlife, I'm not really sure but I certainly value my life on Earth. I have decided to go with 'Julay'."

Out come about fourteen men, wearing just the skimpiest little loincloths and they ream him in every orifice, they throw his body up, they throw his body down. He is completely covered with aborigine spermatozoa and they leave him basically as a floppy little ragdoll over in the bushes.

The chief goes up to the Catholic priest, he says, "How about you?"

"Still the same deal?" he asks, terrified.

"Yeah," the chief responds.

"Horrible as that is," starts the priest, "I am no stranger to certain aspects of it and I do see that the rabbi over there is still breathing which means I would be able to stay alive and continue to help my parishioners. I will take 'Julay'"

And it's same song second verse; they have him in so many ways that he has never even dreamt of. In the end he is lying panting barely audible breaths, lying in the underbrush.

Chris says, "NO, I AIN'T NO DANG DIRTY HOMO! I would NEVER take that Option!"

The chief says, "Ok fine, death it is..."
But first :julay:
 
How was Tiffany Gowen able to track down Chris to console him after he ran away crying at his high school graduation?

Chris, being a Cherokian, left a trail of tears to follow.
 
Why was Chris shouting in Church?
He wanted to try mass debating

What happens when Chris cant crash into slumber?
Crash into Snyder

Why did Chris want to be a Native American?
He has a tom-tom to pound (yeah,right)

Why was Chris sad?
He had to say bye bye bay nose

Why did Chris clean up Bobs garden?
He was trying to grow a sweetheart from the ground up

Why did Chris get dogs?
Any more felines and it would have been a catparty :stupid:
 
Why does Chris still use a nightlight at the age of 32?

NO DARKIES
 
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