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Mauvman Shuffleboard said:
How many Chrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to ask his Facebook friends for help, and the other to forgive Megan for her misdoings and such.
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No, he also needs a third to wish death on someone who did nothing wrong.
 
This thread was so awesome. Anyone thought of any new jokes?
 
WiseOldBadger said:
How many Our Pet Lolcow's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Someone else because all the OPL's just start having gay sex.
 
What does Chris have when he pops out of a magic lantern in the desert?

A fish

Why doesn't Chris have to search for the Dragonballs?

He has goku-get-em

What is Chris's least favorite meal?

Jerkop Chicken

Why would Chris like living in the ocean?

He could have a lot of gill-pals
 
What does Chris get when he goes to McDonald's?

a ban.

What time zone does Chris' future sweetheart live in?

the Twilight Zone.

What could stop Chris dead in his tracks, other than a hot Gal Pal?

shitting his briefs
 
What if Chris reproduced by mitosis?

He'd split himself and do nothing.
 
What's shitty and splattered on a bathroom wall?
Simonla Rosechu

What's got one body and two assholes?
Bob Chandler's funeral :alog:
 
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Since Chris lost his virginity, how is the only way he can ever have sex?

A CWCki

Har har (:_(
 
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