CWC jokes
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I'm sorry guys, I just had to resurrect this thread, and all I have to offer is a crappy joke:
What's the name of the autistic archangel watching over CWCville?
Ohpiel.
What's the name of the autistic archangel watching over CWCville?
Ohpiel.
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The biggest and best Chris joke of all?
Himself.
Himself.
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Why are Chris' eBay auctions like Ryan Tannehill?
Both are hugely overvalued and get taken down constantly
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Bob Chandler was so old.....
(HOW OLD WAS HE?)
Did you ever hear the story about the time Chris volunteered at the local Library and helped do kitchen work at the homeless shelter?
Did you hear about the time Cole Smithey got frostbite at the local drive-in?
One day Barb took a six month old Chris to the Doctor because he wouldn't stop crying. After the Dr. took baby Chris into the back room for an examination, he came out to talk with Barb.
"Well it's no wonder why the poor kid was crying, Mrs. Chandler! There has to be at least four pounds of crap in his diaper. Don't you ever change it??"
"Of course I do!", Barb exclaimed in righteous indignation. "And it says right there on the Pampers box: "Good For Up To 10 Pounds"."
(HOW OLD WAS HE?)
He was so old that the sperm cells used to conceive Chris had to travel into Barb's uterus in little teeny Hoverounds
Did you ever hear the story about the time Chris volunteered at the local Library and helped do kitchen work at the homeless shelter?
Nope. Me neither.
Did you hear about the time Cole Smithey got frostbite at the local drive-in?
He was waiting for the film "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER" to start.
One day Barb took a six month old Chris to the Doctor because he wouldn't stop crying. After the Dr. took baby Chris into the back room for an examination, he came out to talk with Barb.
"Well it's no wonder why the poor kid was crying, Mrs. Chandler! There has to be at least four pounds of crap in his diaper. Don't you ever change it??"
"Of course I do!", Barb exclaimed in righteous indignation. "And it says right there on the Pampers box: "Good For Up To 10 Pounds"."
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What cartoon character would Chris be if he starred in his own animated show?
Baby Huey.
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Why does Chris's duck want a passport?
Why does a brick have it better than Chris?
So it can get in to China!
Why does a brick have it better than Chris?
It gets laid all the time!
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What does Chris and his duck have in common?
They're both stuck up assholes!
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So I heard that Chris didn't win any high school awards for his art.
Well... if he keeps sitting around and doing nothing, he still might get
Well... if he keeps sitting around and doing nothing, he still might get
atrophy.
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What do Chris' duck and a duck's duck have in common?
They're both horrifying!
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What's the most popular game in cwcville?
Call of Duty: Jerkops 2
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