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This started as an mchat conversation, but I figured I would make a post for posterity and so other weens can join in if they want.

Why did Chris drive the long way to Walmart?

Shortcut; NO
 
Why doesn't Chris ever save money?

because that shit is so cash.
 
Holdek said:
Why did Chris get arrested for leaving the scene of an accident on 10/28?

Because he just can't catch a break.
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Why is Chris's duck bent?

Because it's his one break in life.
 
What did Chris tell the customer service center at the Russian bride website?

One girlfriend, please.

How many times do you have to remind Chris not wear a bra in public?

You don't have to tell him twice, but during the Stone Age . . . !

What's the best way to get Chris to exercise?

Drive in front of him in your car while throwing pennies out the window.
 
What was the last thing Chris' mirror heard before it got smashed?

Not funny; why are you trying to look like me?
 
I thought this thread was going to be about him making that "great pumpkin" joke 3 times.
 
Why does Chris never go to the pond with bread crumbs?
Because his own duck is too hungry

Why does Chris talk to Sonichu?
Because SONIC IS DEAD

Why does Chris hate bugs?
Because you can get autism from a Roach
 
Why would Chris fail as a businessman?
DIRTY, CRAPPED, BRIEFCASE
 
KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?

Christian.

Ian who?

I NAME IS NOT IAN... BRANNAN... SOMETHING! I am CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!
 
Mine sucked, I want a do over.

What was Bob's first words to Chris?

Look how it came out, shaped like a girl.
 
Apparently the government thought Chris was WMD, when they heard he could swallow the navy in a single gulp
 
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