CWC jokes

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

What's the most popular game in cwcville?

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Call of Duty: Jerkops 2

No, it's

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COD: German Warfare Bitch!

 

[tobacky_vapor]

No, it's

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COD: German Warfare Bitch!

Automatic win, well played sir. Anyways apologies if someone else did this.

Why was chris digging a hole?

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cause he heard he can get to China if he dug all the way bottom

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What was Chris' favorite song as a kid?

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When you're happy and you know it, crap your pants ()
When you're happy and you know it, crap your pants ()
When you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it,
When you're happy and you know it, crap your pants ()

...and do nothing.

 

[Mr. 0]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because Barb made Chris chase after it for her collection!

 

[yasscat]

It's official. I'm leaving my fiancé and marrying this thread.

 

[Thelostcup]

Why did CWC get banned from the antique shop?

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He kept humping the china.

 

[Glaive]

Why does Chris never take off his ring?

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He's convinced he'll die if he gets hit without holding at least one of them

 

[deeman]

What is OPL's least liked toys?

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[DustygreeneNCR]

Why did Megan Schroeder cross the road?

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shecameforcwc

BEST ONE IN THE THREAD

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

Autism

 

[Apocalypso]

Hey, look! They're burying Barb!

Spoiler

 

[DustygreeneNCR]

What does Chris do in an arguement?
(Don't know how to spoiler )

He mass debates.

 

[LM 697]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Meme]

What does Chris do in an arguement?
(Don't know how to spoiler )

He mass debates.

 

[The Hunter]

What does Chris do in an arguement?
(Don't know how to spoiler )

He mass debates.

would u like 2 join staff? that was very funny

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

What does Chris do in an arguement?
(Don't know how to spoiler )

He mass debates.

this was a very funy joek and am impressed pls be comedian

 

[DustygreeneNCR]

would u like 2 join staff? that was very funny

Can't tell if sarcasm, or just thinking i'm Chris trying his "JenkinsJinkies" routine.

 

[Silver]

Lurk moar, plz.

 

[MagiChansBoyfriend]

Why don't electric hedgehog pokemon go to church?

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They're Chuish.

What does Barb say to Chris when she's finished washing his briefs?

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Go! Go out and crap to the extreme!

What's the difference between a can of energy drink and Sonichu?

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One's a Red Bull and the other's a Yellow Rat.

Why did Chris go to a British casino?

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He wanted to lose a grand number of pounds.

 

[deeman]

Chris is well mannered and a gentleman. True husband-material.