HELLO ERRYONE, HOW YA DOIN TA-NITE?
One time I made a joke about Bob's death right before he died.
Someone's all, "That was quick!", I says to them "myeah, but not CWC enough!"
You're a wonderful audience! Thank you.
Now listen people, Chris is fat. "How fat is he?", you ask.
He's so fat that he spills more than soda and drags more than his feet on the ground!
And what's the deal with airline food? Chris wouldn't know because he ain't never had none!
Y'know, cuz there ain't no McDonald's on the plane..
Hello? Is this thing on?
Now then, people, there's nothing Chris hates more than being called gay.
The balding man who has long, bleached-blond hair, wears a bra, and makeup, hates being called gay.
"CHRISSUN ARE YOU GAY?" his Maw asks. "NO MAW I'M NO DAMN HOMO"
"THEN WHUT ARE YE?"
"I'M A PROUD TOMGIRL LESBIAN!"
Goddamn it people, laugh! I'm dyin' up here!