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Yo' lolcow is sooooo dumb...
...he thought "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was a documentary!
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What happened when Chris went to the National Zoo?
All the children threw peanuts at him!
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Why does Chris like sonic so much?
Because he's so cwc (quick)!
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You guys are all doing it wrong.
Let the old C-W-C show ya how it's done.
Let the old C-W-C show ya how it's done.
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What does Chris think China will like about him?
His Peking Duck.
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Why can't Chris enter China?
Because of the Great Wall
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Did you know Chris can perform magic?
He can make all the food in the buffet disappear!
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What do you say when you see Chris standing in front of the sun?
What do you call Chris with only one testicle?
Total eclipse!
What do you call Chris with only one testicle?
WHAT THE DUCK?!
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I think I'd be a little boring. None of my best are very CWC jokes.
Ow! Ow! No throwing Medallions! OW! OW! OW!
Ow! Ow! No throwing Medallions! OW! OW! OW!
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If Chris had a music band, what would it be called?
Getting Nowhere.
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HELLO ERRYONE, HOW YA DOIN TA-NITE?
One time I made a joke about Bob's death right before he died.
Someone's all, "That was quick!", I says to them "myeah, but not CWC enough!"
You're a wonderful audience! Thank you.
Now listen people, Chris is fat. "How fat is he?", you ask.
He's so fat that he spills more than soda and drags more than his feet on the ground!
And what's the deal with airline food? Chris wouldn't know because he ain't never had none!
Y'know, cuz there ain't no McDonald's on the plane..
Hello? Is this thing on?
Now then, people, there's nothing Chris hates more than being called gay.
The balding man who has long, bleached-blond hair, wears a bra, and makeup, hates being called gay.
"CHRISSUN ARE YOU GAY?" his Maw asks. "NO MAW I'M NO DAMN HOMO"
"THEN WHUT ARE YE?"
"I'M A PROUD TOMGIRL LESBIAN!"
Goddamn it people, laugh! I'm dyin' up here!
One time I made a joke about Bob's death right before he died.
Someone's all, "That was quick!", I says to them "myeah, but not CWC enough!"
You're a wonderful audience! Thank you.
Now listen people, Chris is fat. "How fat is he?", you ask.
He's so fat that he spills more than soda and drags more than his feet on the ground!
And what's the deal with airline food? Chris wouldn't know because he ain't never had none!
Y'know, cuz there ain't no McDonald's on the plane..
Hello? Is this thing on?
Now then, people, there's nothing Chris hates more than being called gay.
The balding man who has long, bleached-blond hair, wears a bra, and makeup, hates being called gay.
"CHRISSUN ARE YOU GAY?" his Maw asks. "NO MAW I'M NO DAMN HOMO"
"THEN WHUT ARE YE?"
"I'M A PROUD TOMGIRL LESBIAN!"
Goddamn it people, laugh! I'm dyin' up here!
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Why don't A-Logs care about the Irish Hunger?
Why doesn't Chris like gays?
It's POTATOES compared to what Chris has done!!
Why doesn't Chris like gays?
She only cares about the BLT!
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Did you know - Chris' s piercing was actually done by a highly trained animal?
It was a Perineum Mountain Dog.
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"Hey, Chris. Do you know when Independence Day is?"
"On the 4th of JULAY!"
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What would be the title of a Sonichu special episode where Chris's inform us about his new soulgina piercing?
TAINT ED - even though the idea sounds tainted...
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