CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

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Mason Verger said:
Especially if does do his time in protective custody. Just sitting around trying full the pain with commissary snacks till his supporters finally forget about him.
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If we have learned one thing, autists love giving Chris money for no reason. If he does go to prison, he will be the richest inmate there. People will send him money and letters and he doesn't even have to respond, especially if they do not play into the merge. If he is just put into prison with no therapy or psychiatric help he will simply get worse.

No need to respond to critisim. If someone who wanted to play into his weird fantasies, there will be no helping him at that point. No null, no guard dogs. Ill bet some sperg with time and money to burn will do it. Time is a flat circle.
 
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As others pointed out, Chris with property in prison is going to be Chris robbed/mugged/conned for his shit in prison. It's going to lead to other inmates targeting him for whatever he buys, since it's not hard to tell that he's easy pickings. Giving Chris prison money is going to make his life worse, though that is probably not a deterrent for some people.
 
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robobobo said:
As others pointed out, Chris with property in prison is going to be Chris robbed/mugged/conned for his shit in prison. It's going to lead to other inmates targeting him for whatever he buys, since it's not hard to tell that he's easy pickings. Giving Chris prison money is going to make his life worse, though that is probably not a deterrent for some people.
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It's probably an incentive for many of them because he won't understand why having money would be bad for him.
 
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jawsome said:
If we have learned one thing, autists love giving Chris money for no reason. If he does go to prison, he will be the richest inmate there. People will send him money and letters and he doesn't even have to respond, especially if they do not play into the merge. If he is just put into prison with no therapy or psychiatric help he will simply get worse.

No need to respond to critisim. If someone who wanted to play into his weird fantasies, there will be no helping him at that point. No null, no guard dogs. Ill bet some sperg with time and money to burn will do it. Time is a flat circle.
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No doubt, he’s probably already getting contributions. Hopefully though, after a while with nothing new keeping Chris in the internet zeitgeist, most white knights will stop eventually. Having to go to the prison website every week to deposit money is a bit more involved than just joining his patreon once and forgetting to cancel.

Also, commissary is a privilege for good behavior. He may get thousands put into his account, but if he acts like a brat(highly likely) it’s government bologna sandwiches for him.
 
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Mason Verger said:
No doubt, he’s probably already getting contributions. Hopefully though, after a while with nothing new keeping Chris in the internet zeitgeist, most white knights will stop eventually. Having to go to the prison website every week to deposit money is a bit more involved than just joining his patreon once and forgetting to cancel.
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There are those sociopathic weens who do love a good long con.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys are going to do a prison album like Johnny Cash at San Quentin

1) So Need A Good Lawyer
2) Big Bubba's Zip
3) S.O.L.I.T.A.R.Y
4) La Cocina De La Prisión
5) Orange Isn't A Mellow Color
6) Feel So Lonesome (except in the showers)
7) Christian and the Aryan Brotherhood Theme
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Or a remake of Merle Haggard's "Mama Tried":

And I turned 40 there in prison
Doin' life for incest rape
Bella made me fuck her but Mama tried
Mama tried
Mama tried to her best to stop me
But her pleading I denied
And there's only me to blame
Cause Mama tried
 
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Hexbox said:
I would hope this would trigger him to write his own "Letter from Birmingham Jail."
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Or maybe his own 'My Struggle'.

Except instead of blaming the Jews he'll blame the dang dirty trolls. He already had the troll holocaust a long time ago in the comics.

The Nameless One said:
Considering that misgendering is tantamount to literal murder, I don't know how it could get much worse.
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We're already on the hook for now four suicides, three of which we had nothing to do with and the fourth is all but confirmed to have been fake so Byuu could escape a toxic community amidst the uproar smokescreen.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
Imagine as part of their checking up on Barb they find a bunch of rope burns, because there's no fucking way Chris would know how nor care enough to not hurt his mother while he was getting off in her.


Those don't exist anymore, do they? I thought the communists tricked us into allowing all the crazy fuckers out onto the street in the 70s as part of a destabilization effort.
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That dirty communist Ronald Reagan...
 
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