CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Chris has always gone out of his way to take the easy way in life. He’ll whimper, pull down his pants and prepare to be mounted.

Foreshadowing.

 

[Punished Brent]

Lets get one thing clear, the REAL Christian Weston Chandler is married to his sweetheart and works as a cancer researcher.
Ian Brandon Anderson is the one that's in jail for raping his mom.
He is human like anyone else and doesn't deserve this harassment, please change the site

Spoiler: The True and honest Christian Weston Chandler

Spoiler: The Fraud Ian Brandon Anderson

 

[StraightShooter2]

So is there any chance that Chris Chan's defense attorney will bring up the shit with Bella allegedly coaching or manipulating him into doing it?

 

[Zilch]

Is beating clearly retarded fat people who are delusional smiled upon by other inmates? I think Chris will be fine.

He's going to be wearing a jumpsuit like everyone else; without his usual ensemble the autism isn't as apparent. Chris is just going to seem annoying (especially if you haven't met a lot of retarded people) So yeah probably. He'll tantrum about the food and the lights and noise, about having to get up early. He isn't going to have a nice time, he's going to complain and it will piss someone off.

 

[Barley]

Chris is in protective custody

This is something that keeps getting forgotten. Chris is far too much of an easy target to ever be put in genpop.

 

[Zilch]

I wonder what his prison social life will be like... seems like he'll probably be going to a men's prison. I honestly don't think he'd survive it.

If he does end up in prison, do you think he'll introduce himself to his fellow inmates as Christine? Or will he cut his hair and go by Chris?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

If he does end up in prison, do you think he'll introduce himself to his fellow inmates as Christine? Or will he cut his hair and go by Chris?

Unless he thinks people in prison know his twitter handle, I can't see him actually refer to himself as Chris, despite the fact that everyone in there is ya know, a man.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If he does end up in prison, do you think he'll introduce himself to his fellow inmates as Christine? Or will he cut his hair and go by Chris?

He'll probably just split the difference and try to give them a blow job.

Foreshadowing.

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Foreshadowing

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

>CWC
>pay bail

If Chris is dumb enough to use a payday loan, he's dumb enough to seek out a bondsman.

 

[Fapcop]

So is there any chance that Chris Chan's defense attorney will bring up the shit with Bella allegedly coaching or manipulating him into doing it?

Not unless the case get transferred to from Greene County, to the court of Lulsuits and internetfaggotry with Judge MegaCuck residing.

Btw: I must remember this brilliant legal strategy if the bank robbery I’m planning goes badly: “Your honor! While I committed this robbery, I was MANIPULATED into doing so by a girl with big milkers online!”

The judge will have no choice but to release me under the “Defendant claims bullshit means you must acquit” legal tradition.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

God I hope they release a recording of the interrogation. I would love to see the cops give them the Kacey's father treatment.

just rewatch the youtube video to cole thanking him for sending barb roses.
the 2nd part where chris sonichu explains the merge to cole. it had to be exactly like that.

Particularly the ones who like to put their penis inside gay men/trannies.

not all gay inmates want scat.

all inmates want control over a retard with more commissary than he knows what to do with.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Question. If Chris goes to prison is his tugboat revoked?

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Question. If Chris goes to prison is his tugboat revoked?

Some states will suspend SSI payments if found guilty. I don't know how long they suspend them for but in some states it's 30 days. At least that's what my five minutes of research tells me so if I'm wrong I'm sure somebody who knows more will correct me.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Question. If Chris goes to prison is his tugboat revoked?

Someone said the payments will be put on hold until he is released.

I'm also not 100% sure, but I think that felony convictions can be grounds for revoking SSI benefits and the like.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

He's emotionally/mentally vulnerable but he's also large and violent. He should be in protective custody but I think he could physically defend himself better than people think.

Lets just say his past performance at physical activities leave me dubious of the claim that he is able to protect himself.

 

[Floralfeline]

all inmates want control over a retard with more commissary than he knows what to do with.

This is true. If Chris buys a fuck ton of treats from commissary, inmates will swarm him immediately. They'll know he has money and as submissive he is, he'll be easy pickin's. I wouldn't be surprised if they just take some of his treats straight up. With him they won't have to trade or 'pay him back'. He'll be easy to strong arm into buying whatever an inmate wants.

 

[BadGoy1488]

This is something that keeps getting forgotten. Chris is far too much of an easy target to ever be put in genpop.

agreed. it's actually next to impossible that he is in genpop. we can sit here and meme about the faults of the prison system in the US, but they are not that incompetent. not to mention he more than likely has a proper diagnosis with papers and shit. which albeit is not an end all be all for avoiding genpop, but papers and any officer sitting with him for more than a couple minutes is going to notice how off he is (besides the external appearance), get him sent down to medical, then to either PC, or worse, solitary. that last one is a real possibility, I hope not, chris should pay for what he did, but solitary is apparently some other shit. his brain would crack.....or maybe thrive with how weird he is, who knows, prob not good though

 

[Princesswhistlewhacker]

If he does end up in prison, do you think he'll introduce himself to his fellow inmates as Christine? Or will he cut his hair and go by Chris?

I think he’ll still go by Christine. I don’t think he’s smart enough to realize that maintaining a low profile would be what’s best for him.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I made a cherry pie and hid a eight inch metal file in it. I'm going to mail it to Chris and hopefully he can eventually saw himself out of jail with it. We're going to see the "On the Lamb" saga soon.

I can picture the day Chris escapes jail.

Null: Listen up Kiwis. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed for a fat tranny over unevenground is half a mile an hour that gives us a radius of a mile and a half.

What I need from each and everyone of you is a hard-target search. Of every McDonald's

Toy store

Rest Stop, GameStop, CWCstop, PonyStop, PokeStop in that area.

Checkpoints go up at 5 miles

Your fugitives name is Christian Weston Chandler

Go get HIM.

 

[Rukario]

I can picture the day Chris escapes jail.

Null: Listen up Kiwis. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed for a fat tranny over unevenground is half a mile an hour that gives us a radius of a mile and a half.

What I need from each and everyone of you is a hard-target search. Of every McDonald's

Toy store

Rest Stop, GameStop, CWCstop, PonyStop, PokeStop in that area.

Checkpoints go up at 5 miles

Your fugitives name is Christian Weston Chandler

Go get HIM.

Actually the last time Chris moved at speed (Sonichu's Edge.MP4), he managed 6mph, albeit having to stop for breath every 20 seconds. However judging by how many people called the police on him and drove around the area looking for his car after he was kicked out his house, the search party would have a greater number of people than attendees at Everfree Northwest.