CWC Pics

[Coldgrip]

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Why do I get the feeling that bathrobe is the same as this one,

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[BillRiley]

He probably skipped straight to R rated movies as soon as he got da cable.

Yep, that was pretty much the case...

23:15 <@PandaHalo> one thing i've always been curious about.. where did you learn to mass debate?

23:16 <@ChrisChanSonichu> actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the
pool scene in "I Like to Play Games 2", and I just figured it out for myself.
~IRC chat - 28 Dec, 2008

 

[Dr.Research]

There were two photos, one with Chris, and one with Barb...

This picture is both really saddening, yet somehow very sweet.
Yes, Borb had their major faults, I'm not excusing that, but in this picture it just looks like an elderly couple celebrating a birthday. Yes, there's hoard in the background, but the thing that jumps at me is the two people. If you didn't know anything about Chris and the dumbfuckery that went on with his parents and at his house, this picture would be sweet.

I dunno. I loved and had a great relationship with my great-grandparents and still do with my grandparents so pictures like this of old people hit me in the feels I pretend not to have.

 

[milkshark]

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Why do I get the feeling that bathrobe is the same as this one,

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Chris is subconciously becoming Barb through emulation to prepare himself for life after her death. Mommy can never leave Chrissy if mommy is inside of him.

Chris on his actual first date.

Chris would not stop telling his Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction at his table.

I think both of these pictures strongly represent a contented Porky Pig period for Chris. All was well with Little Chris' world in these times, powering through Sonic and Super Mario games. Barb had a convenient excuse for any of Chris' shortcomings. He didn't care for friends at all, he had Sonic. He talks a lot about high school but he has actually returned to this period, mentally. Sonic got boring and LEGO is the new childhood time waster and key to fame and success.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Notice the big roll of paper towels hung in a holder above the toilet. Shits in the Chandler house were serious business.

Even if there's a toilet in the background, Chris looks like a normal kid in this pic. It's sad that around the time he hit 10 or so he began to look sped and not like a normal kid.

 

[Dr.Research]

Notice the big roll of paper towels hung in a holder above the toilet. Shits in the Chandler house were serious business.

As funny as that sounds, they were probably there for after you (were supposed to) wash your hands. Why not use a towel and throw it in the laundry every so often? I can only assume they figured this to be easier (but more expensive).

 

[theobservdr]

As funny as that sounds, they were probably there for after you (were supposed to) wash your hands. Why not use a towel and throw it in the laundry every so often? I can only assume they figured this to be easier (but more expensive).

Unless they had a Costco membership because of Dat Kirkland.

 

[Dr.Research]

Unless they had a Costco membership because of Dat Kirkland.

Kirkland is king. Who doesn't leave Costco with at least 3 multipacks of Kirkland toilet paper?

 

[Taily Puff]

Shhh...dont' tell Chris. He might light some fires around 14 Branchland to coax his long lost sweetheart to save him.

CWCTime beat me to it, but I just wanted to point out that pickleniggo has psychic powers. WHAT THE EFF!

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Kirkland is king. Who doesn't leave Costco with at least 3 multipacks of Kirkland toilet paper?

I'm a Cottonelle with aloe man myself. That's my problem with Sam's Club and BJ's (we won't have a Costco until this fall), they never have your specific brand of something like that or shampoo or cereal or whatever.

 

[Dr.Research]

I'm a Cottonelle with aloe man myself. That's my problem with Sam's Club and BJ's (we won't have a Costco until this fall), they never have your specific brand of something like that or shampoo or cereal or whatever.

My grandma is like that. She only does her brand, nothing else.
Personally, I'm not super picky so long as it's above public school-grade. Me and my parents always loved how people would be hauling out a cartload of Kirkland Signature ass products and always seem to try not to acknowledge it.

 

[Doctor Duke]

It's come to this: a thread derailed into toilet paper brand loyalty declaration.

 

[pickleniggo]

CWCTime beat me to it, but I just wanted to point out that pickleniggo has psychic powers. WHAT THE EFF!

I foresee numerous pairs of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS in Chris' future.

 

[drmccoy]

Chris on his actual first date.

Chris would not stop telling his Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction at his table.

Jesus Christ that fanny pack. It screams "SLOW IN THE MIND" or professional wrestler, which, frankly, Chris could do. Many a pro wrestler has been a cross-dressing fat-ass with zero ring ability.

Seriously though, it looks like a family reunion and he looks like he was annoying the hell out of people. I assure you it was a Weston reunion as well. Chris strikes me as one of those tweens who just grate the living shit out of you in any situation. High pitched voice, stupid, worthless hobbies and no personality whatsoever.

 

[Count groudon]

It's come to this: a thread derailed into toilet paper brand loyalty declaration.

I dunno what's worse, the fact that it's happening or the fact that I'm not suprised it's happening

 

[Silver]

Chris strikes me as one of those tweens who just grate the living shit out of you in any situation. High pitched voice, stupid, worthless hobbies and no personality whatsoever.

I have those cousins

dammit man you gave me flashbacks fuck you

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

The regular t-shirts under the rugby shorts always struck me as odd. I've done this in the winter when you could use a little warmth, but actual undershirts would he much more comfortable the rest of the time. Probably helps account for some of the sheen he's sporting in many videos.

 

[just some jerk]

This picture is both really saddening, yet somehow very sweet.
Yes, Borb had their major faults, I'm not excusing that, but in this picture it just looks like an elderly couple celebrating a birthday. Yes, there's hoard in the background, but the thing that jumps at me is the two people. If you didn't know anything about Chris and the dumbfuckery that went on with his parents and at his house, this picture would be sweet.

I dunno. I loved and had a great relationship with my great-grandparents and still do with my grandparents so pictures like this of old people hit me in the feels I pretend not to have.

This makes me sad too. Bob despite his faults and being a "Republican cur" from descriptions always seemed at root a decent sort of guy who didn't deserve Chris and Borb. His rather naive love of the UN, jazz and world music to me trumps any allegations of racism. Sure he was probably racist in a way a lot of people from his age/area are, but I don't think he actively believed in white supremacy. The fact he would amiably talk to trolls as interactive and fulfilling interactions just makes me depressed. And he had to die bitten by bugs

 

[House Of Reeves]

I love this one. Yet for some reason, the box of candy canes makes it funnier to me.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I love this one. Yet for some reason, the box of candy canes makes it funnier to me.

Don't forget the Pikachu mylar balloon