CWC Pics

[Count groudon]

It's not exactly the fact that he's a "digital hoarder" so much as he's mentally a child. You know that saying "like a kid in a candy store"? That's chris. When a child sees something cool and flashy, they immediately want buy it, they don't think about whether they need it, or if they'll play with it or anything like that, they just think about wanting it. But usually the parents will be there to tell the kids no. But that's not the way Chris is. His parents used toys as a substitute for parenting, so he's used to get anything and everything he wants. The PSN store is like the ultimate candy shop, and fatty has a fist full of to get every flashy thing down the aisle.

 

[___]

still the best picture

Keeping in mind that it's the mid-90s

• Out of style coat that's way too small for him, slightly exposing his gut even while standing.
• Oversized black fanny pack that hadn't been in style for 5 years+ at that point.
• Out of style big metal frame "pedo" glasses, yes they were out of style even back then.
• Puberty mustache
• Awkward autistic look on his face
• And for some reason a korean church they go to.

love it

 

[Iä! Iä!]

still the best picture

Keeping in mind that it's the mid-90s

• Out of style coat that's way too small for him, slightly exposing his gut even while standing.
• Oversized black fanny pack that hadn't been in style for 5 years+ at that point.
• Out of style big metal frame "pedo" glasses, yes they were out of style even back then.
• Puberty mustache
• Awkward autistic look on his face
• And for some reason a korean church they go to.

love it

Judging from how tight he wears the fanny pack it's either an autistic way of stomach stapling or he's not that fat and the "gut" is more or less his awful coat.

 

[Hasharin]

still the best picture

Great Director Chandler just before the signing of treaty of eternal friendship between CWCville and Democratic People's Republic of Korea

 

[drmccoy]

still the best picture

Keeping in mind that it's the mid-90s

• Out of style coat that's way too small for him, slightly exposing his gut even while standing.
• Oversized black fanny pack that hadn't been in style for 5 years+ at that point.
• Out of style big metal frame "pedo" glasses, yes they were out of style even back then.
• Puberty mustache
• Awkward autistic look on his face
• And for some reason a korean church they go to.

love it

No matter how many times I see this, the expression of the baby never fails to amuse the hell out of me. That kid knows. He's like "Look at this guy, will ya, look at him. Shiiiiiiiiiiit."

 

[___]

I know this CWC Community likes to call them pedo glasses, but back then we called them Dahmer glasses.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Those glasses were totally Bob's choosing, I mean look at them, they're elderly man glasses. Ed McMahon wore them when he did Johnny and Star Search back in the 80s/90s. I can't believe the person at the eyeglass shop didn't try to talk Chris into more youthful glasses.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Those glasses were totally Bob's choosing, I mean look at them, they're elderly man glasses. Ed McMahon wore them when he did Johnny and Star Search back in the 80s/90s. I can't believe the person at the eyeglass shop didn't try to talk Chris into more youthful glasses.

cuz there a ]P

 

[MysticMisty]

I figured that Bob 'n Barb chose them because they're cheap. Anything decently stylish is a lot more money: it's several hundred dollars every time I get new glasses, but I always get resilient lenses as well as frames that look nice and look nice on me (I always bring my mom for that since I can't see without my glasses on and I don't trust the judgement of the employee).

 

[osideguy92]

Believe it or not, it's actually this picture which depresses me the most, because, in it, one is able to see all the lost potential. Chris appears to be abnormally less fat than usual in this picture and the face he is making is relatively normal. He appears to be unusually well-groomed in this as well and the lighting gives him a mysterious Five-O'Clock Shadow look. The picture illustrates just how decent-looking present-day Chris would actually be if he actually took care of himself. The Chris in this picture, based on looks alone (sans that fucking medallion and toy-filled room of his), would probably stand a fighting chance (maybe 20-30%) at legitimately attracting a person of the opposite sex. His face appears thin enough for me to be able to fully envision what a "Not Fat" Chris would look like and, based on my visualization, he wouldn't have looked half-bad.

 

[SodomyRocket]

^ I blame barb

 

[CatParty]

tubular monkey posted this in the tiffany thread. i love the story it tells.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

"Chip n Dale exchange glances in disgust witnessing an autistic freak pose with Pokemon coloring books meant for a 5-year old at what's supposed to be an 18th year birthday party. Mystery friend does a very fake pose while Miranda laughs to herself. Sarah and Tiffany are bored out of their minds watching Kenan & Kel's antics on the television. Chris is as retarded as ever."

 

[CatParty]

tiffany and miranda girl look like they could be stoned out of their minds and trying not to get the giggles. it looks like tiffany is trying to foot nudge miranda as if saying "get a load of all this" while miranda is desperately trying to avoid eye contact as not to bust out in laughter.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

tiffany and miranda girl look like they could be stoned out of their minds and trying not to get the giggles. it looks like tiffany is trying to foot nudge miranda as if saying "get a load of all this" while miranda is desperately trying to avoid eye contact as not to bust out in laughter.

My eyes always go to the girl in red with her mouth open. She's the one who seems barely able to contain her confusion and horror, and in typical teenage girl fashion, is embarrassed at the thought that her presence here is being recorded for posterity. Her stiff shoulders and head scream "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" to me.

 

[drmccoy]

Believe it or not, it's actually this picture which depresses me the most, because, in it, one is able to see all the lost potential. Chris appears to be abnormally less fat than usual in this picture and the face he is making is relatively normal. He appears to be unusually well-groomed in this as well and the lighting gives him a mysterious Five-O'Clock Shadow look. The picture illustrates just how decent-looking present-day Chris would actually be if he actually took care of himself. The Chris in this picture, based on looks alone (sans that fucking medallion and toy-filled room of his), would probably stand a fighting chance (maybe 20-30%) at legitimately attracting a person of the opposite sex. His face appears thin enough for me to be able to fully envision what a "Not Fat" Chris would look like and, based on my visualization, he wouldn't have looked half-bad.

Yeah, here he had a chance. Dump the stained shirt, get a clean button down and some jeans that fit and go to some therapy to help him deal with his Autism and he would have a good shot at life.

But no. What we get a smelly, creepy cross-dresser with serious mental and social issues. Sorry dude, you lost the spin on the Game of Life.

The party photo is great. The apartment is decorated in what I call "Grandma Chic" with the bland art on the wall and the bright colors. At least Bob took care of everything and kept it neat and tidy. Bland but a good home. Better than the hoard.
And what those girls did was a very nice thing. I'm sure Chris had no idea at the time.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Imagine waking up to that lovely face in the morning. Why did he widen his eyes like that? It does not make him look sane.

 

[CatParty]

Imagine waking up to that lovely face in the morning. Why did he widen his eyes like that? It does not make him look sane.

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?

 

[Bob's Fries]

Imagine waking up to that lovely face in the morning. Why did he widen his eyes like that? It does not make him look sane.

When I first saw this, I felt like my own soul was being sucked out by those two eyes.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Imagine waking up to that lovely face in the morning. Why did he widen his eyes like that? It does not make him look sane.

Jeez, dem eyes hurt my soul.

Not even I would do that.