CWC Pics

[Holdek]

Maybe Christian is a hoarder himself, and secretly covets his mother's giant mound.

You mean her holy buttocks?

 

[SodomyRocket]

tubular monkey posted this in the tiffany thread. i love the story it tells.

He reminds me of the ice king from adventure time so much in that pic.

 

[exball]

tubular monkey posted this in the tiffany thread. i love the story it tells.

Everyone looks really uncomfortable. They look like they have all been kidnapped by the twisted man child.

 

[Suloxide]

Welcome ladies err...I uhh... mean Gal-Pals. Today one of you....will end my Love Qu- uern... NNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH!

 

[butt in trouble]

Believe it or not, it's actually this picture which depresses me the most, because, in it, one is able to see all the lost potential. Chris appears to be abnormally less fat than usual in this picture and the face he is making is relatively normal. He appears to be unusually well-groomed in this as well and the lighting gives him a mysterious Five-O'Clock Shadow look. The picture illustrates just how decent-looking present-day Chris would actually be if he actually took care of himself. The Chris in this picture, based on looks alone (sans that fucking medallion and toy-filled room of his), would probably stand a fighting chance (maybe 20-30%) at legitimately attracting a person of the opposite sex. His face appears thin enough for me to be able to fully envision what a "Not Fat" Chris would look like and, based on my visualization, he wouldn't have looked half-bad.

Wow Chris actually looks pretty normal here aside from the sonichu medallion, the stained clown shirt, the blank expression, the room filled with children's toys and.....ah fuck it..who am I kidding?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

tubular monkey posted this in the tiffany thread. i love the story it tells.

Everyone looks really uncomfortable. They look like they have all been kidnapped by the twisted man child.

There are a lot of travesties in that picture, but how hideous is that couch?

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't think I've mentioned it in my previous comment in the Tiffany Gowen topic, but I really like how none of them are looking at Chris while he's opening presents. Barb and/or Bob are the only ones who gave more than half a shit about Chris at that party.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

There are a lot of travesties in that picture, but how hideous is that couch?

I read "travesties" as "transsexuals" at first.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There are a lot of travesties in that picture, but how hideous is that couch?

I read "travesties" as "transsexuals" at first.

I think the jury is still out on what Tiffany's sensible overalls conceal.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

This was taken on his 20th birthday, not much changed. I didn't know they were still making accessories for the dream cast though.

He got some powerpuff girl stuff though.

 

[MysticMisty]

Looks like he got three Lego sets at once. That was probably over $100 in 2002 dollars right there. We're probably looking at well over $200 in birthday presents right there. I don't know who any of them think/thought they're fooling as far as money goes, considering what Barb (and Bob) can afford to buy on retirement pay. No wonder Chris spends all his tugboat in a few days.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

At least the balloon tells the truth.

 

[homerbeoulve]

This was taken on his 20th birthday, not much changed. I didn't know they were still making accessories for the dream cast though.

He got some powerpuff girl stuff though.

I'm happy that he didn't attempted to do a Romulan greeting gesture. Or I'll have .

 

[Male]

tubular monkey posted this in the tiffany thread. i love the story it tells.

The expression on the women's faces look like they are thinking of better things to do than sit there and watch a manchild open his presents.
The expression on Chris's face looks like he just himself

 

[RP 520]

Wow, Chris's unhealthy diet shows through his pictures, he started out skinny as a toddler, it looks like around 8 he got chubby, then he got skinny again not long after that, he looks chubby again for a little bit then 13 or 14 he got skinny again, and around 16 or 17 he was average and then after 18 he slowly but steadily turned into the fatty we all know today. Also I'm calling BS on his most recent photos where he claims to be under 270. He has to be at least 300 to 310. He certainly hasn't gotten skinnier, look at his double chin.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

This was taken on his 20th birthday, not much changed. I didn't know they were still making accessories for the dream cast though.

He got some powerpuff girl stuff though.

The balloon just kills me.

 

[Bugaboo]

This was taken on his 20th birthday, not much changed. I didn't know they were still making accessories for the dream cast though.

He got some powerpuff girl stuff though.

The balloon just kills me.

Is it just me or does he look like he's in a wheel chair when he sits on that chair. Coupled with the "You're special" balloon.

 

[SodomyRocket]

^ I wish he was

 

[Bob's Fries]

This was taken on his 20th birthday, not much changed. I didn't know they were still making accessories for the dream cast though.

He got some powerpuff girl stuff though.

The balloon just kills me.

Is that in the background?

 

[Watcher]

This was taken on his 20th birthday, not much changed. I didn't know they were still making accessories for the dream cast though.

Is it bad I want that Dreamcast controller?