CWC Pics

[sparklemilhouse]

I think in this "people of walmart/gotta take pictures of weird people" society we live in today, even if someone didn't know Chris from the internet, they would have taken a pic/video of him anyway and put it online, either on youtube, twitter, or reddit.

 

[The Joker]

Found Sarah Hammer. (are there any more pics of her and Chris?)
I guess this is when he decided she was his destined sweetheart, just look at his face.

and how he drew her:

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

Found Sarah Hammer. (are there any more pics of her and Chris?)
I guess this is when he decided she was his destined sweetheart, just look at his face.

and how he drew her:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_+_Sarah's_Life-Shares

 

[The Joker]

Found Sarah Hammer. (are there any more pics of her and Chris?)
I guess this is when he decided she was his destined sweetheart, just look at his face.

Spoiler

and how he drew her:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_+_Sarah's_Life-Shares

I love how much repressed anger Chris put in that story. You can tell how she always felt about him...

One time, Sarah told Chris that Casper the Friendly Ghost was hiding under her house; he believed it. So Chris crawled under her house, and found cobwebs, dirt and many bugs, but no ghost. And Sarah locked him in (children do the silliest things). Chris was sad and scared. About half an hour (or earlier) later, her father, James, rescued the poor lad from a very dark + scary place

 

[Male]

"The spittin image of Britney Spears"
By that he means they are both blond

 

[Holdek]

Found Sarah Hammer. (are there any more pics of her and Chris?)
I guess this is when he decided she was his destined sweetheart, just look at his face.

He actually looks kind of cool in this photo. Well, at least for Chris. No goofy smile, decent clothing, short haircut, and the medallion is on a chain like it's bling.

 

[The Joker]

"The spittin image of Britney Spears"
By that he means they are both blond

And have boobs.

 

[spaps]

Found Sarah Hammer. (are there any more pics of her and Chris?)
I guess this is when he decided she was his destined sweetheart, just look at his face.

and how he drew her:

It just dawned on me how unnatural her hair is in that drawing. How many ponytails does she have, and how is only one scrunchie holding it all?

 

[CatParty]

"The spittin image of Britney Spears"
By that he means they are both blond

Two things I noticed about the pic:
1. The hair is super strange. Like it looks like he was trying to give her Sonic quills.
2. The birthdate on the portrait. It's almost morbid. Like the deathdate should come right after or something.

 

[Bob's Fries]

"The spittin image of Britney Spears"
By that he means they are both blond

Two things I noticed about the pic:
1. The hair is super strange. Like it looks like he was trying to give her Sonic quills.
2. The birthdate on the portrait. It's almost morbid. Like the deathdate should come right after or something.

It's probably something like wind was blowing through her hair and it's like that... Maybe.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Here's a good one with Bob:

He looks like he'd like to be somewhere else...

Chris's hair looks like he hasn't bathed in at least two weeks by the time that pic got taken. Gross.

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't think Bob would have sent him off to school without showering so Chris either just stood under the water for a few minutes without bothering to wash his hair, or Bob bought conditioner or shampoo+conditioner in one and never realized that Chris shouldn't wash with conditioner. Hell, maybe it was both.

 

[The Joker]

Here's a good one with Bob:

He looks like he'd like to be somewhere else...

Chris's hair looks like he hasn't bathed in at least two weeks by the time that pic got taken. Gross.

Despite looking oily as hell, I think that is the clearest his skin has ever been in all the pics we have seen of teen Chris!
That is also the healthiest that Bob has really looked in his pictures we have on the CWCki. Are there any pics of Bob when he was a younger man?

 

[acrylicpaint]

STAY STRAIGHT:

Could someone please photoshop an Audrey Hepburn cigarette into his right hand here?

 

[DJAndyMD]

STAY STRAIGHT:

Could someone please photoshop an Audrey Hepburn cigarette into his right hand here?

And thus we see the first instances of the Tomgirl in Chris.

 

[NoDarkies]

Anna does the blowing this time, Chris just sits back probably due to not wanting to drip face grease on the cake.
Please ignore the zit.

That zit looks like it's going to explode all over that cake at any moment... Or Anna's face.

 

[MysticMisty]

Creepy the way he stares at the camera instead of watching Anna. He was probably desperately thinking "I'M the real star, not her, ME!" at that moment.

 

[Dig]

STAY STRAIGHT:

Could someone please photoshop an Audrey Hepburn cigarette into his right hand here?

Not the best. But, here ya go.
I probably should have placed it between his fingers, but it's Chris. You know that's how he would hold it.

And here's something extra, 'cos I was bored.
Introducing, Breakfast at Chrissy's!

Spoiler

audrey i'm so so sorry.

 

[CatParty]

STAY STRAIGHT:

Could someone please photoshop an Audrey Hepburn cigarette into his right hand here?

Not the best. But, here ya go.
I probably should have placed it between his fingers, but it's Chris. You know that's how he would hold it.

And here's something extra, 'cos I was bored.
Introducing, Breakfast at Chrissy's!

Spoiler

audrey i'm so so sorry.

Dear god it is the same finger pose. But awesome job!

 

[Holdek]

Anna does the blowing this time, Chris just sits back probably due to not wanting to drip face grease on the cake.
Please ignore the zit.

That zit looks like it's going to explode all over that cake at any moment... Or Anna's face.

Ignore it!

Creepy the way he stares at the camera instead of watching Anna. He was probably desperately thinking "I'M the real star, not her, ME!" at that moment.

Ha ha! Yep.

STAY STRAIGHT:

Could someone please photoshop an Audrey Hepburn cigarette into his right hand here?

Not the best. But, here ya go.
I probably should have placed it between his fingers, but it's Chris. You know that's how he would hold it.

And here's something extra, 'cos I was bored.
Introducing, Breakfast at Chrissy's!

Spoiler

audrey i'm so so sorry.

You actually owe an apology to the whole forum for that.