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milkshark said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

http://198.58.102.182/w/images/5/57/0471-CWC18th2.jpg

It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a exceptional individual in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.
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Chris looks like a gross teenager. He also looks a lot greasier than most. I have a hard time believing he didn't have a sex drive, this creeper looks like he beats off 12 times a day. "Naive about dating" can also mean fap-happy.
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This should be around the time he discovered masturbation and would put his duck between his mattress or some towels and just rub off. :cryblood:
That could have been how he bent it at such a horrible angle. For the love of God please do not post moods here for comparison. (:_(
 
The Joker said:
milkshark said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

http://198.58.102.182/w/images/5/57/0471-CWC18th2.jpg

It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a exceptional individual in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.
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Chris looks like a gross teenager. He also looks a lot greasier than most. I have a hard time believing he didn't have a sex drive, this creeper looks like he beats off 12 times a day. "Naive about dating" can also mean fap-happy.
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This should be around the time he discovered masturbation and would put his duck between his mattress or some towels and just rub off. :cryblood:
That could have been how he bent it at such a horrible angle. For the love of God please do not post moods here for comparison. (:_(
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Interesting theory. Not something I'd want proof for, but still.
 
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milkshark said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

http://198.58.102.182/w/images/5/57/0471-CWC18th2.jpg

It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a exceptional individual in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.
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Chris looks like a gross teenager. He also looks a lot greasier than most. I have a hard time believing he didn't have a sex drive, this creeper looks like he beats off 12 times a day. "Naive about dating" can also mean fap-happy.

Now on to Barb. Her eyes are FUCKING SCARY. Also she always makes that fucking face for photos. Her weird face is always angled like that, and frankly she looks insane. :snorlax:
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There is something in Chris's face that reminds me of a baby. It doesn't help we know his history. But as greasy as he is, he looks like a little kid. A creepy kid in a young adult's body, though. I think the high school photo of 2000 was the only time he looked *almost* like an adult.
 
Wall of Originals said:
milkshark said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

http://198.58.102.182/w/images/5/57/0471-CWC18th2.jpg

It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a exceptional individual in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.
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Chris looks like a gross teenager. He also looks a lot greasier than most. I have a hard time believing he didn't have a sex drive, this creeper looks like he beats off 12 times a day. "Naive about dating" can also mean fap-happy.

Now on to Barb. Her eyes are FUCKING SCARY. Also she always makes that fucking face for photos. Her weird face is always angled like that, and frankly she looks insane. :snorlax:
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There is something in Chris's face that reminds me of a baby. It doesn't help we know his history. But as greasy as he is, he looks like a little kid. A creepy kid in a young adult's body, though. I think the high school photo of 2000 was the only time he looked *almost* like an adult.
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Around high school he seems to have had the mentality of an eight or nine year old, compared to his wangsty tween stage he's in now. *SIGH*
 
Oh my god, that fake wood paneling. It looks like it came out of a bad vintage 1970s porno...
 
I don't think there was a single time in his life where he was wearing glasses that were fashionable for his age. Even his current frames are an early 2000s style. It's an improvement over the pedo-glasses, but just an observation.
 
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I don't think there was a single time in his life where he was wearing glasses that were fashionable for his age. Even his current frames are an early 2000s style. It's an improvement over the pedo-glasses, but just an observation.
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Cost > style and fashion when it comes to the Chandlers. Just look at what they dressed him in before he made a conscious decision to wear the clown shirts.
 
In the Class of 2000 photo, Chris looked pretty dorky, but normal. If I didn't know Chris, I'd say that he'd grow to become a well-adjusted adult.

The same can't be said for 95% of the photos...
 
The 'Carlos Chantor' male escort pic looked approximately normal, and if you didn't know who he was you might think he was kinda cute. But that was obviously an anomaly since he hasn't taken a picture that looked that good (or that normal) at any other point in his life.
 
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The 'Carlos Chantor' male escort pic looked approximately normal, and if you didn't know who he was you might think he was kinda cute. But that was obviously an anomaly since he hasn't taken a picture that looked that good (or that normal) at any other point in his life.
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The plain shirt and sunglasses help tremendously with that. On some level he seems to be aware he looks like a goddamn retard in his clown shirts and pedo glasses. At least that's what I WANT to help, more likely he just realized he needed to dress the opposite of his "normal" so he wouldn't be as easily recognized.
 
mst3kluv said:
In the Class of 2000 photo, Chris looked pretty dorky, but normal. If I didn't know Chris, I'd say that he'd grow to become a well-adjusted adult.
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I looked so awful in mine. I don't know why they insist on 12th Graders dress up in a suit for graduation pictures.

Here's one of the only times adult Chris has ever been so close to an adult female.

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And, of course, he looks like a creep.
 
At least it looks like a real smile. I can only imagine what that poor woman had to listen to.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
http://198.58.102.182/w/images/d/de/0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg

Wow, proof that Chris knew where the bathroom was.
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Anyone else notice the garbage on top of the toilet seat? How much you want to bet Barb left that stuff there......
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Yeah, in 1983!
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Here's one of the only times adult Chris has ever been so close to an adult female.

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And, of course, he looks like a creep.
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Who is she?
 
^ Anime Voice Actress I believe. Perhaps Sailor Moon.... She doesn't look happy to see him there one bit..
 
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