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Chris's hair, GODDAMN. Also, he somehow looks 12 or 13 in this pic instead of 15. Could just be me being all autistic-like about faces. Also, that Lancers sweatshirt is huge.

"Dis is da point where ya'all should start runnin. Hmyup"
 
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It just looks like people crowding together to fit into the frame of the photograph, with the cake. I have no doubt that they had no fucking clue what the hell was going on with this cartoon medallion guy and shit, but the people on the right of the photograph are leaning in -- that is, toward Chris.
Unless Anna didn't warn them in order to watch their reactions, I'm sure they knew all about Chris. She wrote the one story about him in her blog and mentioned she had more stories about him (not that she ever posted them). If they were her close friends, I don't see any way she wouldn't tell them all about the weird autistic man-child that chased after her and tried to pick up chicks in front of mall stores.
 
Credit to the other guy for taking one for the team and sitting between Christian and the girls. There was probably an awkward pause when it was time to sit down, because Christian wanted to see where the girls would sit so he could sit next to them but the girls wanted to see where he would sit so they could avoid him. Notice they are all crammed up by the window while there is a whole other section of table to Christian's right.

Well for some reason I find that Chris looks like he was photoshopped in the image, just because he looks like he doesn't belong there.
 
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Credit to the other guy for taking one for the team and sitting between Christian and the girls. There was probably an awkward pause when it was time to sit down, because Christian wanted to see where the girls would sit so he could sit next to them but the girls wanted to see where he would sit so they could avoid him. Notice they are all crammed up by the window while there is a whole other section of table to Christian's right.

I can imagine the moment of frisson when they were getting into their chairs, and none of the girls wanted to sit next to Christian. Kind of like an impromptu game of musical chairs, where the loser has to sit next to the 'tard.

In this picture though, I think the girls are crowding into that corner because the photographer is at the foot of the table and they're squeezing into the frame. I think the dynamic of "awkward social situation: group of girls, one 'tard" is more pronounced in Christian's 18th birthday, where there were four girls to a sofa, another two girls in either a two-seater or two single chairs, and none of them looked like they were enjoying themselves. If you just cropped out the 'tard, this could pass for any young adult's birthday party.

With that said, once the photographer leaves, I wonder what their natural positions are? The most natural position would be if they all just slid to move back into the space freed up by the photographer - Sunkist girl at the head of the table, other two girls opposite Christian and the JERK, and Anna at the other end of the table, closest to Christian.

Also, I don't know what to think about the JERK next to Christian. My first impression was that he's some kind of chav or townie. But if you're correct that he spared one of those girls having to sit next to Christian, then he's a true gentleman in my book.
 
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I can't believe I just thought of this but how the hell did Chris get a job being the team waterboy in the first place? No way in hell he actually tried out for the team, failed miserably but was given a job out of a pity. And I honestly don't think Borb would have bothered to force the principal's/coach's hand.
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I can't believe I just thought of this but how the hell did Chris get a job being the team waterboy in the first place? No way in hell he actually tried out for the team, failed miserably but was given a job out of a pity. And I honestly don't think Borb would have bothered to force the principal's/coach's hand.
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A lot of the time, a coach or someone will take pity and want to make retarded kids feel at least semi-normal, so they'll seek them out to be waterboys. They're usually pretty starved for social interaction, so most tards jump at the opportunity. We had a similar situation when I was in high school with 2/3 of a set of triplets and the football team.
 
Thank goodness no coach or whoever made me a water boy for the sake of me being part of the team. I was simply flat out rejected. I was just too skinny and unathletic to do anything in sports. Until I did a swim meet in Grade 11 and surprised the hell out of everyone.
 
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Never thought about it, but Chris must have had a thing for basketball at one point. He made Bionic, and he was the waterboy meaning he must have wanted to be on the actual team. Wonder if Michael Jordon got to him, I remember loving that guy when I was a kid.
 
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