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I would be surprised if anyone swallowed any of the cake, the plants in the vicinity probably got their fair share of icing that day. (The ooze! God the ooze!)
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- Feb 3, 2013
If a greasy autistic man with a clay medallion asked my mom to have a surprise party for me, she would immediately have me sent to another country out of fear for my own safety.
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Yeah, but would she be willing to send you positive energy too?
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I bet it dosn't even blow in the wind.
Chris himself blows enough.
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Ironicly I think Chris would have hated having a sibling, as it'd take Borb's attention away from him. Lord help them if it was another exceptional individual.
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Repost, yeah, but seriously. This seems to be the only time adult Chris is in a social situation with people his own age, and he fucks up big time…
This is the best photo. A bunch of normal looking young people celebrating a birthday at a pizza joint. Then there's Chris. Pedo-specs, old-people glasses cord, stupid Sonichu crap, clownshirt with goodwill t-shirt underneath, greasy, disgusting hair, hell, greasy disgusting everything. He just couldn't fucking dress normally or even comfortably. Zero social ability and this pic pretty much sums it all up.
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I'm no fashionista myself, but looking at Chris and his trail of grease makes me want to give myself a Cosmo style makeover. Goddamn, Chris can't even begin to socialize.
Chris at some sort of festive gathering. Look at that fat starting to build. Is Chris also growing man-tits?
Chris at some sort of festive gathering. Look at that fat starting to build. Is Chris also growing man-tits?
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Chris looks really reluctant to have his arm painted. Not sure if it's just an awkward picture or if he's genuinely upset to be painted on.
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I thought Autists were supposed to be great at colour matching. I've always suspected his autism was a lie.
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Chris isn't great at anything. Except shitting his pants and doing nothing.
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I heard they can't see colors really.
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I'm no fashionista myself, but looking at Chris and his trail of grease makes me want to give myself a Cosmo style makeover. Goddamn, Chris can't even begin to socialize.
Chris at some sort of festive gathering. Look at that fat starting to build. Is Chris also growing man-tits?
Is that a homemade shirt? If it isn't, that's a hell of an ugly shirt for anyone to buy, Goodwill special or not. What's it say? "Celebrities Just For Kids" is my guess. Still, WTF? Weird clothing choices, and I suspect at the age pictured Barb was choosing his wardrobe daily.
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I heard they don't have eyes.
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I feel like I should append some warning to this, but I'm not sure what it would be.
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Just think, if a girl did that to him now, he'd think that he was engaged and that she was pregnant with Crystal.
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I wonder why it's called "celebrity's just for kids", instead of "celebrities just for kids"? I watched one preview of a cartoon they did, and I guess "celebrity" is the name of the company? I guess Chris wanted the shirt the kids wore on the show, and Borb ramshackled one up for him.
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If you look closely at the thing the woman is painting on Chris's arm it looks a bit like a certain blue hedgehog. Even then Chris was way past cool.mst3kluv said:I'm no fashionista myself, but looking at Chris and his trail of grease makes me want to give myself a Cosmo style makeover. Goddamn, Chris can't even begin to socialize.
Chris at some sort of festive gathering. Look at that fat starting to build. Is Chris also growing man-tits?
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