CWC Pics

[DykesDykesChina]

Clothing-wise, definitely. But you just can't de-awkward that face or body posture. Maybe it's just my bias because obviously I'm aware of just how insane Chris really is so I can't separate him from his crazy when I see him, but you can tell that there's something wrong with this guy from this picture, though definitely not the same level of WTF WEIRD as, say, the tomgirl pics or the pics in Barb's underwear. But you can still sense the awkward craziness here. Subtle, but still there...

In the Carlos Chantor pics the shades to a pretty good job at filtering out the crazy.

 

[Dr.Research]

In the Carlos Chantor pics the shades to a pretty good job at filtering out the crazy.

True, but even in the Carlos Chantor pic the lighting is dim and his expression is slightly wonky, like he's trying for a sexy smirk but failing. The glasses also help since we all know what Chris's idea of sensual eye contact is...

 

[Axiom]

It also stops his equally awkward body language from being visible. He holds himself just as badly as he handles facial expression.

 

[Marvin]

Clothing-wise, definitely. But you just can't de-awkward that face or body posture. Maybe it's just my bias because obviously I'm aware of just how insane Chris really is so I can't separate him from his crazy when I see him, but you can tell that there's something wrong with this guy from this picture, though definitely not the same level of WTF WEIRD as, say, the tomgirl pics or the pics in Barb's underwear. But you can still sense the awkward craziness here. Subtle, but still there...

Eh, it's just a picture. If the medallion wasn't there, it'd be fine. Unless you can specifically tell someone arranged the picture and had everyone say "cheese," I wouldn't give it a second look. I'd assume the cameraperson caught the subject in an awkward stance and move on.

I think the same thing with how people interpret Chris' 18th birthday pictures.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Was he buying ink cartridges every week back then?

Man we'll never know what was in the speech bubble above that cat on the poster on his door.

If nothing else he did a decent job making a display case for his games. My DVD collection is just sticky notes but his shelf is at least closing mom & pop store quality. Shame it was wasted on him.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Eh, it's just a picture. If the medallion wasn't there, it'd be fine. Unless you can specifically tell someone arranged the picture and had everyone say "cheese," I wouldn't give it a second look. I'd assume the cameraperson caught the subject in an awkward stance and move on.

I think the same thing with how people interpret Chris' 18th birthday pictures.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Are you saying that the gal pals weren't being held hostage by Borb under the threat of torture ala Hostel? Well now I feel lied to by the forums.

 

[Marvin]

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Are you saying that the gal pals weren't being held hostage by Borb under the threat of torture ala Hostel? Well now I feel lied to by the forums.

I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

If nothing else he did a decent job making a display case for his games [...] his shelf is at least closing mom & pop store quality. Shame it was wasted on him.

It's like he created a store atmosphere since he's banned from every store in town.

 

[Anonimo]

It's like he created a store atmosphere since he's banned from every store in town.

I figure he was going more for the artist's studio/apartment feel. The toys on the shells were both for personalizing his workspace and/or serving as references kinda like in this picture, except we only have one guy working on the comic. I wouldn't be surprised If Chris probably thought Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo were all in his room with him while he was drawing his comics.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I think the same thing with how people interpret Chris' 18th birthday pictures.

A lot can be said about Anna's birthday pictures though!

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I'd assume the cameraperson caught the subject in an awkward stance and move on.

Chris is in an awkward stance 24/7. The camera only captures what's there.

 

[Marvin]

Chris is in an awkward stance 24/7. The camera only captures what's there.

The viewer can't tell that.

 

[cypocryphy]

What's up with his face? Was he trying to look cool? Aside from the medallion, Chris dressed normally. He'd actually look attractive if you got rid of the medallion, got the grease out his hair and told him to make his expression normal.

This pic bums me out because it shows his potential to be a pretty good looking guy if he was only more self-aware.

 

[just some jerk]

This pic bums me out because it shows his potential to be a pretty good looking guy if he was only more self-aware.

As weird as it is to say, he's no model, but he's not a naturally straight out ugly person. In his case, his physical appearance is a direct correlation to the inner person he has become. Chris is some Platonic ideal!

 

[MysticMisty]

This pic bums me out because it shows his potential to be a pretty good looking guy if he was only more self-aware.

If Chris showered frequently and didn't wear the clown shirts he'd probably be cute if not outright attractive.

 

[CatParty]

misty x chris

 

[cahoots]

He still looks like a schlub.

 

[cahoots]

Walkman and headphones

You know from that smug look on his face he thinks he's the smartest mother fucker in the world for making a brick and a U out of Legos.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Dat chin.

 

[milkshark]

This picture has it all. He looks fiercely autistic. His clothes are weird, and fit too snug. He's posing in this obviously staged finger snappin' to the music pose. The crossed legs just prove Chris has been a Tomgirl since childhood. There was no way this kid was ever gonna grow up normal.