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CWC Pics
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I really do think this is one of my favorite Chris pics. Dat greasy bowl cut and pose never fail to make me laugh. Like, the lego bullshit doesn't even need to be there to be hilarious, it's just the icing on the autistic cake.Walkman and headphones
You know from that smug look on his face he thinks he's the smartest mother fucker in the world for making a brick and a U out of Legos.
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I feel like in the walkman picture he looks like he may have Downs Syndrome...
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Can Chris make anything out of lego that doesn't use a million colors?
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Repost, yeah, but seriously. This seems to be the only time adult Chris is in a social situation with people his own age, and he fucks up big time…
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Repost, yeah, but seriously. This seems to be the only time adult Chris is in a social situation with people his own age, and he fucks up big time…
It almost looks like he's trying to do some "cool guy" lean.
He's wearing a shirt under the clown shirt and even better, the lens flare is more on his left eye so it looks like he has a brown eye and a blue eye.
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This one I can blame on his autism. Social types deals are way outside his skill set.
But does he have to be so damn creepy about it?
But does he have to be so damn creepy about it?
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I know it's been said before, but every pic of Chris in a group of people looks like he's been photo-shopped in somehow. I dunno if it's the awkward pose or the raep eyes or what it is. He really looks like he's been cropped in from some other pic. He's like the autistic version of the Disaster Girl meme.
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I want to name this picture "White-jacket-dude can't enjoy his piece of cake".
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Repost, yeah, but seriously. This seems to be the only time adult Chris is in a social situation with people his own age, and he fucks up big time…
Look at his face and eyes. You know that he thought this event was going to get him into Anna's pants. Hell, he was even nice to the JERK male...he sat next to him!
The girl in the orange shirt is really hot. I never noticed that before. What the hell is she doing hanging out with Chris?
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^ Anna's friend, and probably wondered the whole time why Anna invited a total retard to her party.
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It makes Anna look sort of "special" by association. That girl was probably a coworker of hers from Pac Sun. She might even be a "Crazy Pacer" eyewitness.
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Actually, it seems that Chris threw that party for Anna himself. He got invited because he thought it up. This is according to the CWCki, apparently it was a surprise party. You just fucking KNOW that he did it for one reason, and you can see it written all over his face in the previous photo. Chris does not do subtlety.
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I'm curious as to how much of the party was planned by Chris. It wouldn't be difficult to pick up a cake, choose a place to have the part, ask her mom to invite Anna's other friends, etc. I could see Chris doing those things if he honestly thought he'd get a sweetheart out of it. Although I wouldn't be shocked if Chris just approached Anna's mom with the IDEA of a surprise birthday party then just left it at that.
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If Chris actually got the cake I'm really surprised he didn't pay to have Sonichu printed out on edible paper like he did with his mom.
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I'm surprised he didn't eat the whole thing himself.
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Well, OPL did mention that hew as still hoping for a little brother/sister so he wouldn't have to play his vidya alone anymore. That was when he was 16 and made that "Song of Christian" video, the one where he recited that nonsense poem about America singing, whined about getting a F in English due to the fact it was written so poorly, and how upset and angry he was at his classmates for swearing and doing those "D-R-U-G-S". I guess he didn't realize that his parents couldn't procreate another child, even if they wanted to. Plus, it could have killed them or Bob would have had another heart attack. I don't even think OPL realized how lucky he was to be alive, but then again; he probably though that in order to have children, you would have to be as old as Borb was.
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