CWC Pics

[Anonimo]

I think Barb just didn't care one way or the other. She's lazy and imagine how easy it'd be to shop for someone who has no fashion sense. Normally kids develop an interest in wanting to look good in order to fit in better. Chris is oblivious on how to do this and both of his parents were from different generations. Barb also babies the hell out of Chris so if she did consider Chris while shopping I'd imagine it'd be what she thought would look "cute" on Chris. I'm sure Barb thought he looked adorable in Goodwill shirts that looked like they were from generic sitcoms in the late 80's.

It could be worse, Chris could still be wearing shirts with things like a big red fire truck on the front. I'd rather he'd go around looking like an autistic Steve Burns or Ernie from Sesame Street than that. At least striped shirts look more socially acceptable. Maybe if he had wore shirts with thinner stripes, or maybe if they pointed downwards he wouldn't look as bad. The large horizontal stripes tended to exaggerate his flab.

And that posture...the way his hands left arm just hangs out like that, the expression that I can't tell whether it's a frown or a forced smile, and is that a pager I see attached to his right hip? That watch also reminds me a little bit of the wrist held communicators from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. I won't say anything about ho ridiculous the Sonichu medalion and the glasses look, since everyone else has summed those up better than I have. Those things all scream "autism" at the top of it's lungs. I don't think it's so much the striped shirts or solid colors that make Chris look so autistic as it is the way he carries himself.

Now that I see the Yep, I'm On T.V. DVD on the table, was he trying to imitate the posture of "himself" on the cover?

 

[Silver]

I think that's why he merely gets "banned" from many establishments. Clearly his lawyer saw the wisdom in allowing the judge to believe that Chris was an "adult autistic child". Chris may have hated that, but oddly that may have just "sold" the judge on the notion even more. I'd probably say the same thing.




I never actually saw the cover of Yep I'm On TV before.

Spoiler: twentyfive fucking years old

why does his 1994 self look so
ass
also "If Sold... I will haunt you! Just Kidding. " holy shit chris was agreeable

 

[The Mass Debater]

why does his 1994 self look so
ass
also "If Sold... I will haunt you! Just Kidding. " holy shit chris was agreeable

Time for a new avatar I think!

 

[Silver]

god damn it what have i done

 

[The Mass Debater]

god damn it what have i done

In a strange way it captures the retarded young Chris bursting with optimism and saturated fats quite well.

 

[Coldgrip]

Aw you sullied the image of my Urkel

That's what sullied Urkel for you? Not the fact that he voiced an autism causing blue hedgehog (and it's sibilings) in three different cartoons?

 

[ELFairy]

Just imagine if Chris had the high-water pants and suspenders. Do you think Chris ever watched Family Matters?

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

It could be worse, Chris could still be wearing shirts with things like a big red fire truck on the front.

If they made t-shirts like that in adult sizes I don't know that he wouldn't be wearing them.

 

[Artard]

why does his 1994 self look so
ass
also "If Sold... I will haunt you! Just Kidding. " holy shit chris was agreeable

Fuck, it's like a baby shrek or the childhood picture they show on the news of a man accused of cannibalism.

 

[Konstantinos]

I can't help but marvel at this abomination every time I see it posted somewhere. Why Does 2007 CWC have Chinese cartoon eyes? Why does 1994 CWC look like he didn't get enough oxygen at birth? What's wrong with Lego CWC's legs and why are his eyes so soulless and black?Why is there an emoticon in the title of the DVD? Why is Chris talking about a Dragonair or whatever right beneath the title?

Interestingly enough, Animal Crossing CWC almost looks competently drawn here. Then again, that's not saying much considering that Animal Crossing has a pretty simplistic art style.

 

[_blank_]

I can't help but marvel at this abomination every time I see it posted somewhere. Why Does 2007 CWC have Chinese cartoon eyes? Why does 1994 CWC look like he didn't get enough oxygen at birth? What's wrong with Lego CWC's legs and why are his eyes so soulless and black?Why is there an emoticon in the title of the DVD? Why is Chris talking about a Dragonair or whatever right beneath the title?

Interestingly enough, Animal Crossing CWC almost looks competently drawn here. Then again, that's not saying much considering that Animal Crossing has a pretty simplistic art style.

Because of the 'tism... buuuut because I'm needing to take a break from the editing video for a few minutes...

• In 2007, CHris more than likely first became aware of anime, most likely through his interactions with Megan. Yes, he was already into Pokemon and Yugioh beforehand, but this is about the time he became of other animes such as Excel Saga and Sailor Moon. And like all weeaboos, he saw the difference in animation, thought "dis is da future!" and begun to parrot it hardcore.
• His depiction of his 1994 self was him, forgetting he was doing the weeaboo thing, tried his hand at drawing realism with pen and magic marker with predictable diminishing returns. It's pretty obvious that the lines on his face were half-hearted attempts on his part to make it look better, but Chris being Chris, just shrugged and said, "Hm, I'll go with it."
• Despite having a CADD certificate, Chris' understanding on how perspective works is about on par with how well a dog understands brain surgery, hence why the legs look like shit. As for the eyes, I'm going to go with the explanation with his 1994 self and he probably started with normal-ish sized eyes, fucked it up, and decided the best course of action was to add more ink. Kind of like the best way to stop your car's engine being on fire is to run it into a brick wall.
• There is an Emoticon because he tried to draw a smiley face, fucked it up, and remembered he had Wingdings on his computer.
• Chris lives in the "immediate now" and believes this is how everyone comprehends everything too - if you don't you're slow-in-the-minds. He was probably putting this page together while playing the Pokemon card game and figured everyone would immediately understand the correlation between the drawings and the bizarre text.

 

[Christ-Chan]

There is an Emoticon because he tried to draw a smiley face, fucked it up, and remembered he had Wingdings on his computer.

I don't think it does it anymore but a while back Word would automatically turn ": )" (but without the empty space, obviously) into a smiling face like in the picture. I remember this clearly because it'd show up on tests in school sometimes because teachers are sort of inept at times.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I remember some picture of a younger Chris hugging some girl from the side, his eyes and mouth are wide open, and there is lipstick smeared all over his face. Nobody has ever explained the context of that picture, and I wondered how he got in that situation. Can't find the picture right now. I'll keep looking for it, but if you all know what I'm talking about then please post.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I remember some picture of a younger Chris hugging some girl from the side, his eyes and mouth are wide open, and there is lipstick smeared all over his face. Nobody has ever explained the context of that picture, and I wondered how he got in that situation. Can't find the picture right now. I'll keep looking for it, but if you all know what I'm talking about then please post.

Are you thinking of the Monica Rial pic?

 

[theobservdr]

Wasn't she a voice actor for a few TV shows? Maybe whichever ones she was in, were favorites of Chris...

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

Are you thinking of the Monica Rial pic?

Classic. Five of the biggest boobs in the entire convention, all in one picture.

 

[_blank_]

Wasn't she a voice actor for a few TV shows? Maybe whichever ones she was in, were favorites of Chris...

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=2074

She's quite the prolific VA in animes.

Monica is a champ to not only get that close to Chris, but to even let him put his arm around her - even if it's a quasi-hover hand. Still, I bet she has to put up with hundreds of other trillby-wearing neckbeards, animoos, "otakus", furries, and every other kind of deranged fuckwit every single time she goes to a convention.

As nasty as Chris can be, compared to a lot of other sick fuckers you can get in these conventions, Chris is just a 2 or 3 out of 10 on the creep scale, maybe a 4 if he was out in the sun for too long.

...all the same, it's an optical illusion, but his face looks twice as big as hers and it's freaking me out.

 

[milkshark]

I don't think he's wearing lipstick, his lips could be red because they're chapped or he may be wearing flavored lip balm that has a bit of red coloring in it. I doubt he was Tomgirling back then. The huge grin says to me that Chris thought he was posing with his new girlfriend. Given how naive we know Chris to be, he probably thought Monica would fall head over heels for Barb's handsome boy.

 

[normankrasner]

Just imagine if Chris had the high-water pants and suspenders. Do you think Chris ever watched Family Matters?

probably, it was on after Pokemon in many places

 

[Pally]

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=2074

She's quite the prolific VA in animes.

Monica is a champ to not only get that close to Chris, but to even let him put his arm around her - even if it's a quasi-hover hand. Still, I bet she has to put up with hundreds of other trillby-wearing neckbeards, animoos, "otakus", furries, and every other kind of deranged fuckwit every single time she goes to a convention.

As nasty as Chris can be, compared to a lot of other sick fuckers you can get in these conventions, Chris is just a 2 or 3 out of 10 on the creep scale, maybe a 4 if he was out in the sun for too long.

...all the same, it's an optical illusion, but his face looks twice as big as hers and it's freaking me out.

Chris being a 2 with others scaling at 10? I ... I dont want to know.