CWC Pics

[deeman]

Chris is gonna murder someone.

Like his libido? Like the sane dreams of hundreds of Christorians?

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Just why the hell is the ghost of Michaelangelo doing unb the corner? Cheering for Autism-ball?

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"Yes, auntie, i ma, i m cre, i cu... i wrote this, deese poetretics for yoooou!
*EHUM!*
Dear Auntie! I like you!
Here is a picture of Sonichu!"

Perhaps this wasn't the first time she saw pink elepehants... eeey?

And, as my final try to be the least bit funny for today... I present to you...

The fact that this picture haven´t been photoshopped to something disgusting is to be a mystery. Internet disappoints me again.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Perhaps this wasn't the first time she saw pink elepehants... eeey?

I just noticed that barb has the glasses on a chain thing going on that Chris had going on a few years ago.

I think that's the mall in Charlottesville.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Like his libido? Like the sane dreams of hundreds of Christorians?

Just why the hell is the ghost of Michaelangelo doing unb the corner? Cheering for Autism-ball?

This was one of the weirdest novelty cameras I've seen. Apparently, having a ninja turtle on every picture you took was a selling point?

 

[theobservdr]

And, as my final try to be the least bit funny for today... I present to you...

The fact that this picture haven´t been photoshopped to something disgusting is to be a mystery. Internet disappoints me again.

Unsure how easily photoshopped it can be because of the photo quality. I'd try to but in the end I'd probably

 

[MysticMisty]

And, as my final try to be the least bit funny for today... I present to you...

The fact that this picture haven´t been photoshopped to something disgusting is to be a mystery. Internet disappoints me again.

22, with a game wrapped in Pokemon wrapping paper behind it. And he was wishing for a sweetheart, no doubt.

 

[mst3kluv]

Even though I loved Pokemon since I was a kid, I wouldn't go out and buy Pokemon wrapping paper for an adult's birthday.

Holy crap, why is he wearing a SAWNIC t-shirt on top of a normal one? That's really exceptional.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Just why the hell is the ghost of Michaelangelo doing unb the corner? Cheering for Autism-ball?

They made a TMNT camera in the late 80's that had an exposure plate with a turtle on it. It used 16mm film. I remember getting one for Christmas in 1989, got a whole set of Universal Studios and Sea World pictures with Mikey on them....Quick look up, it's this camera.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/90933110/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-camera-80s

 

[trip2themoon]

Holy fuck those gloves are tight.

That's where the love quest became a rape and strangle quest.

 

[theobservdr]

That's where the love quest became a rape and strangle quest.

Well he could've been Jack the Ripper in a past life.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

And, as my final try to be the least bit funny for today... I present to you...

The fact that this picture haven´t been photoshopped to something disgusting is to be a mystery. Internet disappoints me again.

The size of the cake is the most depressing thing to me. It's not even large enough to give the illusion that he was celebrating with more than Bob and Barb. It must suck to have no family to visit on birthdays. Feel bad for him.

 

[Wall of Originals]

The size of the cake is the most depressing thing to me. It's not even large enough to give the illusion that he was celebrating with more than Bob and Barb. It must suck to have no family to visit on birthdays. Feel bad for him.

The cake wasn't large enough for Chris' gullet

 

[just some jerk]

The size of the cake is the most depressing thing to me. It's not even large enough to give the illusion that he was celebrating with more than Bob and Barb. It must suck to have no family to visit on birthdays. Feel bad for him.

Most of us would be sad or try to make it low key. But isn't Chris still interested mainly in presents like a 9 year old?

 

[pickleniggo]

The size of the cake is the most depressing thing to me. It's not even large enough to give the illusion that he was celebrating with more than Bob and Barb. It must suck to have no family to visit on birthdays. Feel bad for him.

Just a friendly reminder that Chris was 22 years old. Where most people would go out and have some drinks with friends or something, Chris was blowing out candles on a cake and unwrapping pokemon-decorated gifts. (To be fair, my family will often have a similar size cake and coffee at birthday get-togethers. But that's because we aren't children.)

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

And, as my final try to be the least bit funny for today... I present to you...

How gross has that cake got to be after he is done blowing out the candles? He seems like a spitter.

 

[NavierStoked]

The size of the cake is the most depressing thing to me. It's not even large enough to give the illusion that he was celebrating with more than Bob and Barb. It must suck to have no family to visit on birthdays. Feel bad for him.

No friends and no other family that wants to celebrate his birthday with him. It must blow ass.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

How gross has that cake got to be after he is done blowing out the candles? He seems like a spitter.

There's a video showing him to be a swallower.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Photoshop you saaay?

 

[warongiygas]

No friends and no other family that wants to celebrate his birthday with him. It must blow ass.

There are a lot of things that lead me to feel sorry for Chris, but birthdays aren't one of them. Look at all the shit his parents got him for god's sakes--and all the way into his twenties, too. I don't know anyone who was that spoiled growing up.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

There are a lot of things that lead me to feel sorry for Chris, but birthdays aren't one of them. Look at all the shit his parents got him for god's sakes--and all the way into his twenties, too. I don't know anyone who was that spoiled growing up.

By the time I was in my early 20s, a birthday meant dinner out and maybe a CD wrapped in tissue paper.

But then, that's actually the way I wanted it, because by then a dinner with my family and some new tunes was all I wanted in life. I didn't need a mountain of presents to feel special.

 

[CWCTime]

Just imagine if Chris had the high-water pants and suspenders. Do you think Chris ever watched Family Matters?

Disclaimer: Responding to an old post (just finished reading the thread).

Given that the concept from the Magical Man Potion video is very similar to the whole Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle transformation schtick, I would say it's altogether possible, if not likely, that he did watch it and subsequently rip it off. For those who are unfamiliar, here's a crappy quality video to compare to the one Chris made:

Anyway, to get back on topic, since whoever took this photo focused on the background instead of Bob, he looks like he's photoshopped into the foreground.

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This one was in the "Unused files" category on the CWCki. I guess it's from 2010 during Chris's "trucker" fashion phase. He was wearing the same denim vest in the Fridays After Five photos. I wonder where his Dahmer/pedoglasses are now.

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