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Chris really is his own enema.
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Chris really is his own enema.
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Google imaged OPL, found this, it seems i've been luckily missing out on something here... what's the story? Looks like he is doing the "shimmy" down his waist and a tragic, unwanted striptease over it.
(Spoiled for great justice. It contains half-nudity and extortion of manboobs.)
Yeah, I believe it was a striptease for Jackie.
WARNING: Chris's opening line of "Li'l tomboy blue, come blow mah howrn" will cause explosive ear bleeding.
Edit: Shiverin' Shiva on a riding mower, Christian Weston Chandler is an extremely unappealing man. I mean, this is coming from a hetero male, so grain of salt, but if you stripped away the tomgirl crap, the flab, the scrawny limbs, the adenoidal voice - You'd have nothing left. He's really a quite unimpressive looking chap.
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Sorry, guys. After seeing this video I can't go on. Make sure to keep it street and @Altissimo gets all my instruments. Goodbye, sweet Kiwis.
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Every time when I think I saw it all Chris related, this forum teaches me the truth that I did not.
A not so little shop of horrors we have of Chris's videos.
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But what do I do with them once I kill myself?!
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Keep the trumpet and doot doot.
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Just for the sake of completeness, I'll mention this: that video was made in August 2011, barely a month before Bob's passing.
When you think the recently leaked Christmas video was bad, imagine Bob lying in what he must have known to be his deathbed, not even having the comfort of calmness and peace and has to listen to that insufferable music, knowing his son is making another video that's just going to make the world in large point a finger at him laughing.
Bob might not have been a saint, heck, he might not even have been a good person, but that... is just too much.
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I'm now picturing a sickly/pale Bob laying in bed, hearing that music, and just weakly shaking his head and muttering "dammit Chris..."
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Sweet pulsating GodBear-Christ, I'm blind.
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Interoffice Memo
From: HSMOF
To: Null
Re: Big bottle of poison
Greetings Null!
I'm writing in relation to a big bottle of Sam's Club Brand Poison I bought about a week ago. It seems to have gone missing. The last time I saw it was just before posting the "F##k the Pain Away" Striptease video. After the piercing screams of horror ringing through the hallways suddenly and inexplicably died down, I realized someone must've come into my office and taken it. Could you have somebody from security please look into this? That stuff was expensive.
Best regards,
HSMOF
PS: You may want to talk to somebody in housekeeping as well. I keep finding all these instruments on the floor.
From: HSMOF
To: Null
Re: Big bottle of poison
Greetings Null!
I'm writing in relation to a big bottle of Sam's Club Brand Poison I bought about a week ago. It seems to have gone missing. The last time I saw it was just before posting the "F##k the Pain Away" Striptease video. After the piercing screams of horror ringing through the hallways suddenly and inexplicably died down, I realized someone must've come into my office and taken it. Could you have somebody from security please look into this? That stuff was expensive.
Best regards,
HSMOF
PS: You may want to talk to somebody in housekeeping as well. I keep finding all these instruments on the floor.
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What is OPL? Sorry for being a n00b, but i've seen it so many times and kept expecting to eventually figure it out.
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Our Pet Lolcow.
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From Sonichu.com (the link He Sets Me On Fire shared): Little Tomboy Blue (leaked as urqehgvuierg).
I think the original title sounds more appropriate... If you pronounce it as Chewbacca throwing up.
I think the original title sounds more appropriate... If you pronounce it as Chewbacca throwing up.
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Imagine what it must be like for a girl to get this as a match with a high compatibility percentage. What a hit to the self esteem!
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Holy shit.
Now I'm going to have to watch Lost in Translation again to clean my memories of that song.
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Well a lot of these happened over a decade after I left, when I was going there, they didn't mind us wearing slightly NSFW Tees to school or using Pink Panther over our own mascot in promoting the teams but I guess those days are over, only one consolation I could think of was noticing someone who went there while I was a toddler ended up working in the animation industry with Don Bluth when he was doing Anastasia and Titan AE down in Phoenix.
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Nah, you're right. Whenever I come home (which is as often as I can because I despise the place I'm at now) I see clothes for all the local high schools all over. The major stores all carry them. Hell, even my small school has exposure beyond my small hometown. This is Chris though we are discussing and him using a Manchester shirt until it is literal rags is not beyond the norm.
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Chris in a woman's top is so much worse than seeing him straight up nude.
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You know, I saw another one of Chris' tomgirl pictures today and I noticed... he looks like he has a very disturbing lack of body hair. Does he shave or wax or nair or something, or is he just naturally hairless? I suppose low testosterone might play a part there, but still. Regular manscaping or waxing sessions seem like they'd be waaay too stressful for Chris to maintain long term. That's time and money that could go to MOAR LEGOS and vidya.
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