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the McD Mighty Wings said:
I wasn't aware he explained this photo at some point. A factory job eh? I wonder how long OPL would last at a job where he would have to awake before noon. Although I'm sure he was banking on a sweetheart to fix his "biological clock" before finding a real job.
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Technically, Chris could work third shift in some factories to accommodate his odd sleep schedule, but factory work is goddamn hard, and fast paced, and I would be surprised if he could last a whole shift.

Chris wants to be a "house husband", I think, because it's an easy road when you only envision yourself playing with the kids. And Chris will always take the easier road.
 
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What was the story behind this pic? I'm having trouble tracking it down on the CWCki. Why did he do this? How did this photo get out? I'm guessing that's barb's stuff.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
I guess it just looks better cause it's not made with Crayola markers, that image is still a display of poor understanding of anatomy, perspective and composition.
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I'm still not sure what "Autism" has to do with this picture, unless the guy examining the Pokeballs is having to check each one to make sure they're up to ISO9001 standard or something.

asperhes said:
The drawing depicts two aspects of his future life--working in a factory and having a family. He explained this drawing to one of his sweethearts. The assembly line is not actually in his living room.

The only accurate prediction he made was that he would get fat.
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Well at least he didn't end up in a place like this.

GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES said:
This looks like it was done in pastels which are a notably difficult medium to work with. They are very soft and blend easily. This looks like he bore down with all his might.
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They look like standard Cray-Pas brand oil pastels to me. You would normally use those back in grade school, I forgot though if Chris ever worked in a medium more challenging like oil or watercolor.

Even in a room full of college-age art students they somehow end up fucking everywhere no matter how careful you are. With Chris'... innovative grip on pencils one wonders how he controlled the pastel.
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I bet that was a challenge.

deeman said:
hehehe... his grip on life is pretty innovative too.

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1: What is the pink stuff next to him?
2: Donkey Kong bongo drums... really? As a owner of those myself, i could only imagine a mashup of the "Tock Tock Tock" on his guitar of fail, accompanied by the "Flop Flop Flop" on those plastic bastards.
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Looks like he was going for a Ricky Ricardo-ish look here.
 
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Trilby said:
I'm still not sure what "Autism" has to do with this picture, unless the guy examining the Pokeballs is having to check each one to make sure they're up to ISO9001 standard or something.
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Chris incorporated "autism" in at least a couple other pictures such as the well known "atsimu" drawing. It's probably a byproduct of having parents who constantly played the autism card, eventually learning to use it himself.

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Autism fucks with executive functioning skills that let somebody break a big job down into smaller steps and do those steps in the right order. My brother has this problem a lot and showers seem really impossible to him when he doesn't have someone to guide him. I taught him how to do laundry by himself with written instructions to help and I'm fucking proud of him for it.

Showers are another thing altogether because there's the noise and sensation and he can flip out in there. Someone has to supervise his showers or he just stands under the water and doesn't wash himself because his mind can't grasp what to do next ,but tell him "wash your hair with the shampoo, now rinse it, now soap yourself up..." and he does it pretty good. Working on him doing it himself though because I want him to keep some independence.

He gets dressed if his clothes get laid out in the exact order he has to put them on. Sometimes I troll him and hide his shoes and he gets so fucking mad at me and follows me around screaming till I give them back. Hey it's my big sister job to mess with him.

I'm still hoping he starts to talk someday but i don't pull ABA shit on him hoping to force it. He's 20 and types to communicate and understands what people say to him perfectly fine. I'll be okay if he never says a word because he's my little brother and I love him a lot.

Btw I asked him what he thinks of Chris now. Bro typed Chris is a FRUITBALL.
 
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SPARKLETWAT said:
Autism fucks with executive functioning skills that let somebody break a big job down into smaller steps and do those steps in the right order. My brother has this problem a lot and showers seem really impossible to him when he doesn't have someone to guide him. I taught him how to do laundry by himself with written instructions to help and I'm fucking proud of him for it.

Showers are another thing altogether because there's the noise and sensation and he can flip out in there. Someone has to supervise his showers or he just stands under the water and doesn't wash himself because his mind can't grasp what to do next ,but tell him "wash your hair with the shampoo, now rinse it, now soap yourself up..." and he does it pretty good. Working on him doing it himself though because I want him to keep some independence.

He gets dressed if his clothes get laid out in the exact order he has to put them on. Sometimes I troll him and hide his shoes and he gets so fucking mad at me and follows me around screaming till I give them back. Hey it's my big sister job to mess with him.

I'm still hoping he starts to talk someday but i don't pull ABA shit on him hoping to force it. He's 20 and types to communicate and understands what people say to him perfectly fine. I'll be okay if he never says a word because he's my little brother and I love him a lot.

Btw I asked him what he thinks of Chris now. Bro typed Chris is a FRUITBALL.
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Somewhat OT, but if you're trying to get him to do it without supervision, laminating a page with step-by-step directions on it and hanging it from a suction cup in the shower stall might help.

Miniscule Spritz said:
off-topic/ I have encountered many people in my life with bathrooms worse than this, and none of them were autistic. Some otherwise normal people are just gross and lazy or were never taught how to clean.
At least the tub was still white. As a kid, at a sleepover, I once had to use someone's shower that had turned black.
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That happens a lot. When I lived in the dorms in college, my roommates' girlfriends would only use my bathroom in our suite because it was the only one that wasn't disgusting.
 
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The cannon kind of looks like a dick. The whole picture is very Freudian.

It also looks like Chris used the line tool on the house, but couldn't be assed to make straight lines with anything else. Just everything about this drawing is awful. Obviously I don't mean to set my expectations too high for him, but Sonichu looks a lot better than this—it at least has the appeal of a 7-year-old's macaroni artwork, if you're willing to ignore that it was made by a 28-year-old man. Aside from the fact that his scrawny little arms are well represented, there's nothing to like about this.
 
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lipitor said:
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What was the story behind this pic? I'm having trouble tracking it down on the CWCki. Why did he do this? How did this photo get out? I'm guessing that's barb's stuff.
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Is there a email anywhere that details Chris sneaking around to get her underwear?

Also was this pic ever snail mailed to bob, like the Julay screencap?
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
Is there a email anywhere that details Chris sneaking around to get her underwear?

Also was this pic ever snail mailed to bob, like the Julay screencap?
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my memories of this shit are pretty foggy, but i think bob's response was to take away his internet for a short time. it was the first (or among the first) obscene pictures of him sent to their house. he was encouraged to do it by one of the early sweethearts. might have been blanca, bluespike or pandalo, in descending order of likelihood

take all that with a grain of salt because it's been a long time and i'm high
 
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