Containment CWC shitposting containment thread - AKA CWCPosting

Do you think Chris will unleash his retard strength in lockup?

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I DEMAND A SONICHU/CHRIS-CHAN CROSSOVER EPISODE!!!

2021 Chris meets 1995 Chris.

1995 Chris is looking forward to Santa brining him a girlfriend for Christmas. 2021 Chris decides to surprise his younger self, travels through a time portal and leaves a hogtied Barb under the Chandler’s tree!
 
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Fuck, the super sekrit ex galpal facebook network must've lit up like a fucking Xmas tree.

Was it Tiffany or Sarah who said "He's wearing his moms undies and apparently they spoon, just when you think you've seen everything..."

It was a simpler more innocent age...
 
NormanMarkus said:

Chris-Chan has changed.

It's no longer about Sonichu, homophobia, or vidya. It's an endless series of delusions, enabled by spergs and weens.

Chris -and his consumption of sympathy- has become a well-oiled machine.

Chris-Chan has changed.

Autistic rivals hold autistic streams, attract autistic viewers. Pure dishust inside their bodies enhance and regulate their disbelief.

Genetic retardation, informational retardation, emotional retardation, interpersonal retardation …everything is monitored and kept retarded.

Chris-Chan …has changed.

The age of delusion has become the age of retardation, all in the name of pure self-satisfaction from the only galpal left available, and he who controls the china, controls his universe.

Chris-Chan…has changed.

When the sperg is under total retardation, rape becomes routine.
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Recorded a shitpost I made. Should match up nicely with the cutscene. This is partially because @Barry Scott one-upped my music post and the music shitpost I want to follow up with is a fucking pain to make. Reading starts at around 1:23.
 

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Straight outta CWCville
Crazy motherfucker named Sonichu
From the gang called hedgehogs with attitude
I got no mercy
I'm gonna curse ye
I crack a Fanta
And haters get thirsty
You, too, Michael Snyder, jew with me
And the jerkops gonna have to come and get me
Out of Game Place
That's how I'm facing them
Don't call anybody while I'm maceing them
Trolling me on Mumble, I make them humble
Mix em a drink out of my tomgirl cum bowl
Getting off on my motherfucking webcam
with a cat, and a medal shoved up my ass
So give it up hard
Ain't no telling when I lay down a Trap Card
Here's a virgin rap to keep y'all dancing
Got a crime record creep romancing
Crayola felt marker is the tool
Don't make me bring Attraction Signs to school
Mary Lee can go toe to toe with me again
I'm knocking comics out the box, Megan
Yo, weekly, monthly, and yearly
Until those dang dirty trolls can see clearly
That I'm straight, my initials are C-W-C, and darkies can't fuck with me
So if you're in Virginia, you better duck
Cause Chris Chan is crazy as fuck
Now I'm in jail, and trolls be getting their kicks still
But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight out of Cwcville

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A part of me wants Chris to get off Cosby style just so I can witness a good meltdown
 
Me - waiting for my waifu's to become real with the Merge...any minute now.
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