Containment CWC shitposting containment thread - AKA CWCPosting

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We could hire a bunch of tranny hookers to start digging and tunnel Chris out. Then, when we get to his cell, we get Liquid to shout JULAY and then we all shout JULAY! Then, we let him escape, only we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

yes this is sarcasm

 

[Father Jack]

I knew this place would be a car crash for the next few weeks, but wow...

 

[Ramborambo]

North Korea would be a better option. Can Juche turn Chris into a better human being?

If we wanted Chris to be a better person, we'd leave him in jail. I want to see how wide his crime spree will spread if he's not impeded by local law enforcement.

 

[eDove]

What's with all of these old-ass accounts coming out of the woods to say the gayest Reddit-tier shit? Are their heads still in the 2013 era? They're as bad as the newfags.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

We won't have to do anything any minute now Sonichu and the rest of the chaotic combo are gonna rescue Chris from jail. Any second now he'll be back in the mayors office of Cwcville.

 

[Skeletor]

Wow this thread right here sucks walrus cock.

 

[:gold:]

Quick, contact Elon Musk! His Boring Company will tunnel out Chris-Chan!

 

[toledo]

hmm.... Get the SJWs and troons to do it. "The fascist state misgendered a mentally ill victim of neonazi trolls" or some narrative like that. Why does no one else see this angle?!

 

[A Flying Nun]

The problem with breaking Chris out of jail is one of us would have to make physical contact with him.

....And I ain't doin' that.

We also have to think he's innocent and deserves to be free and live in the free world with all the slightly more functional human beings.

...I'm not sure about that one either.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

Nah, let's let him Rot in jail instead lol

 

[nekrataal]

Or we could just not do anything. Rapists belong in prison.

 

[I am vomit]

Bake a chainsaw into a cake.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bake a chainsaw into a cake.

But then he'd just eat the chainsaw.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

We wait until the merge happens, then storm the place with the entirety of Toontown at our backs. Chris flies off into the sunset on Rainbow Dash's back while we all stand around waving goodbye.

 

[chuggachugga]

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Why do we need to break Chris out when he can just teleport to glorious CartoonLand?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Can we all please stop with the homo-gay threads every five minutes for fucks sake?

 

[Sarah Connor]

what the fuck am I looking at.

THIS ISN'T MCDONALDS!!!!!!

 

[Exuvia]

What is the substance in the lower right compartment?

 

[No_one]

At least there are no pickles in there.