Containment CWC shitposting containment thread - AKA CWCPosting

[Andrew Ryan]

So how does it taste?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Why would anyone be retarded enough to let the government tie you to Chris in any way?

Ralph for starters. A lot of people would take that sentence as a dare.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

They should show this photo to kids as a crime deterrent, it would be 100% effective. We all know shit like DARE just leads to kids wearing their old dare shirts while taking huge bong rips.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

In county in bumfuck nowhere VA Chris will be lucky to eat ungrilled cheese sandwiches three times a day.

Will he request they be cut into quarters?

Anybody know what that Wheelies thing is?

Google results are shit and they don't have a Wikipedia.

I wonder if it's some obscure candy with an exclusive prison contract for some reason.

Wheelies are a sandwich cookie like oreos. The logo matches the one here. My guess is they have them in basic yellow packaging to cut down on costs to make them as cheaply as possible for prisons and make them in two or three cookie serving sizes packages.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I see Chris stubbornly refusing to eat due to his pride/delusions of Grandeur (that will swiftly be challenged)
....do prisoners have meal plans?

Somehow, the Dimensional Merge will apparently also give him better food, along with getting him out of prison. "Everything will fall into place" after all.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Somehow, the Dimensional Merge is also going to give him better food, along with getting him out of prison. "Everything will fall into place" after all.

Depending on the mental institution, you can pencil in your meal plan in advance....but even then Chris will complain over the dessert portions and soda options.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Better than the school dinners they served me growing up tbh

 

[Sinpie]

Seems like Kay finally managed to score a job as a lunchlady. It's a good stepping stone to becoming Null's housewife.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Will he request they be cut into quarters?


Wheelies are a sandwich cookie like oreos. The logo matches the one here. My guess is they have them in basic yellow packaging to cut down on costs to make them as cheaply as possible for prisons and make them in two or three cookie serving sizes packages.

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I believe Jay Williams has mentioned Wheelies once or twice in his "You know i done seen it, so let's relive it" prison videos mentioning the food in the Virginia penal system.

Honestly I think Jay's prison life video channel is going to provide a lot of info to us should Chris be sent to do actual hard time.

Jay also talks about the process from arrested to jailed to arraignment to bond/no bond to placement in jail until trial to placement in prison after trial, almost all of this in the State of Virginia.

While Chris is never going to have to deal with the crazy motherfuckers in genpop, some of his stories about characters acting up even in The Hole are some of the outragously surreal/funny shit i've ever heard. I am going to try and re-find the video where he talks about the guy who shoved everything he could find up his ass, and even in the hole was stupidly given a toilet brush to clean his toilet with.....the guard came back to find this dude with the handle of the brush ALL the way up his ass, only the bristly end sticking out of his cheeks and the dude was bounding around the cell with his hands making rabbit ears singing "I'm a little bunny! I'm a little bunny!" I'll link that shit here when I find it again.
*EDIT* Found it!

But anyway, best hands-on source of info on the Virginia prison system I can find is Jay. Just try to have a tolerance for wiggerspeak. When you grow up with hoodrat niggos as your only neighbors, schoolmates and friends, you tend to sound like a hoodrat niggo yourself.

 

[chuggachugga]

imagine he loses weight, starts working out, is released in less than 2 years and becomes the hot chris chan we always knew he could be

Spoiler: semi hot chris chan

Spoiler: super hot chris chan

 

[Skeletor]

Holy Christ these tryhard threads suck elephant taint.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Bullshit. His first meal was prison loaf, served to him while in his turtle suit.

Fucker should only get two choices. Ham slice or Omlette served in a dark brown plastic pouch with a side of Charms.

 

[Shibaru]

the mashed potatoes look like they've seen better days.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Nectar of the gods.

 

[Blue_Snow]

His only meal will be nothing but nigger cock. Cobra is going to be used like a cheap whore lol

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Pickles, obviously. It has to be pickles.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

For those who don't know, county jail is notoriously miserable. Every convict ever has stated this and that prison was infinitely more comfortable. County doesn't give a shit about amenities because you're probably not going to be there too long anyways.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

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I think a good change to the horrifying rating would be a pixel art version of a skeletal Barb, locked in some kind of silent scream.

 

[Shibaru]

can't tell if it's the replacement trunk but it also looks like the badges were stolen too.

 

[DumbDude42]

hes gonna sperg and annoy the other inmates so much they'll beat him up all the time, eventually he'll be thrown into protective custody aka solitary confinement and there he's gonna sit until he dies of boredom